>Lois please listen to me. You have an intense case of Stockholm Syndrome. At least wait until Batman gets here so we can both try and talk some reason into you. You're nothing to him but a slave.
>Lois please! My men brought you here so I can talk some sense into you. You have stockholm syndrome! All you are to him is his concubine slave. Please, I know you know I'm right.
>Philanthropist and Nobel Peace Prize winner Lex Luthor trying to talk reason into Lois Lane, after he realises she is an enslaved concubine of Murderman that is suffering an extreme case of Stockholm Syndrome