Thread 212903242

Movie tagline

>>212903242 (OP)
>If they die, they die

WTF man

>>212903242 (OP)
In my opinion, he's the Man of Mercy.

Man of Murder bros.. we won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGbbVS56fQc

>>212903376
>tfw you divebomb into the ground, cause a shockwave, and kill just 456 - not even half a thousand

>>212903242 (OP)
boring grimslop

>Murderman, my grandpa has dementia and wandered off... c-can you please find him?!
Murderman finds the confused old man wandering around a street over in his dressing gown
>I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE
>Huh, wha who are y- where am I? Leave me alone, aaah
>STAY DOWN! IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!

all part of the plan

>Had enough Mongul?
>Gaah you may have beaten me today Superman but when you go stop the bomb I have fired at your pitiful Earth, I'll escape?
>Bomb fired at Earth?
>Yes, it makes your pitiful Earth nukes look like firecrackers! It's headed straight for the Eastern seaboard of America!
>Hm... so Mongul... y'have any kryptonite?
>What?
>I'm only saying, if you had some kryptonite you'd be able to thwart me from easily stopping your bomb from killing millions
>No I don't have any.
>....
>....
>Would you like some?

>>212903465
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5yMROQpfRA

>>212903548
>snyderfags will see left and scream it's worthless kiddie shit and superman is a god so shouldn't care about people dying

>>212903548
>the color grading
well played

>>212903764
>room explodes and everyone dies
>appear slightly exasperated and then annoyed

>>212903764
kino

>look up superman aura farming to see if it's a meme now
>click on first youtube result https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HaJg_BSEmLQ
>kek when i heard the audio
everytime

>>212903819
>Burn them all, my invincible son

>>212903819
>mfw some atomized peasant's dust particle enters my nostril
maybe don't go to crowded events next time?

>>212903870
>look up aura farming
>times of india
>indonesia

Ah, it's a brown person meme.

>>212903819
>>212903999
>>212904053
my sides

>>212903999
Kek it looks like saul and howard here

>>212903819
What would you have done?

>>212903672
Kek I actually want parodies of him being a closested sociopath that discreetly tries to help the villains and they're always baffled when they realise the enemy is helping

>>212904084
>Canada
>brown people
Checks out

>>212904212
bhheeeenchod i am brahim we are just white people with a big time tan okay saar? DO NOT with the unneed insults not PUT IT ON INTRENET!

>>212903819
>>212903999
>>212904053
>Should I just let them die?
>Yes.

>>212903769
snyderfags are pajeets who side with jews

>>212904186
>YOU'LL NEVER CRACK THE DEFENCES OF THE WATCHTOWER LEX. You'll never be able to use Flash's passcode of FLASHCHADSRULE!1844 for entry into our database that is opened up on the laptop I brought with me. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, THINKING YOU CAN PULL THAT OFF! I'm going to go fly around the city and come back in one hour. Don't touch the laptop!

>citizen (not immigrant) is in peril and needs immediate saving
>citizen (not immigrant) : please help me I'm going to die if nobody helps me
>man of murder : do you need assistance, I'm murderman, man of murder
>citizen (not immigrant) : please help me
>man of murder : I'm going to kill you instead before you die otherwise
>man of murder kills citizen (not immigrant)
>man of murder : ....

>>212903242 (OP)
RLM tier opinion

>>212904390
>Y'know guys, this Darkseid fella sounds misunderstood to me. Common, oh he said he will stride across our bones and bathe in the blood of billions to get anti-life? Please, Apokolipsphobic misinformation.

>>212903512
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Military Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Kryptonian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Thanagar and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kryptonian Military Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>212904522
>Clark, why do you have DIE HUMANS DIE lasered on your chest
>OOooh no Bruce, that's German. For THE HUMANS THE

>>212904713
but superman I was only kidding

>>212903242 (OP)
Why did Zack Snyder choose to portray Superman as a bully and violent murderous thug? It just seems an odd choice for a superhero who is meant to be good and kind. I guess Snyder fans like it but for those of us who aren't 14 year old Marilyn Manson fans it's a little jarring.

>>212904824
Yeah? So was your mom when she said she loved you.
>lasers your family pet in half

Is someone out there not having a good time?
Is somebody crying, out there, in the darkness?
What’s your name? I care.
Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, I'll find you and murder you.

>>212904893
Wow thanks Murderman
>AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

this shit is terrifying

>>212904421
Hahaha!

He should’ve played Omni-Man

>>212905016
His alter ego is Clark Kill. The Man of Murder.

>>212905132
>I made sure the first responders had little work to do by killing off all survivors. They should be thanking me

>>212905221
>Thanks Clar-
>ACK!

oops, my bad

>>212905019
What's the matter anon? You know I wouldn't hurt you. Unless, of course, you're standing in my way while I'm flying through your building.

>"Wow golly, thanks for saving my kitty, mister" says little Susan as Murderman returns her cat Rosy to her, who was stuck in a tree
>Murderman glares coldly at Susan
>"We have an issue with pet overpopulation, you should euthanize the cat" he says
>"P-pardon, mister??"
>"I can do it myself" Murderman says as his eyes turn red
>"Hold still now, I'd rather burn off one of your arms than both of them"

>>212905413
>Don't do it Mr. Jingping, your invasion of Taiwan is doomed. So don't kill countless people in this fool's errand. It's impossible unless you - get me a map - yeah it's impossible unless you approach from here, here, here, and here.

Lotta bitch boys in here who can't fucking use basic inductive logic and/or just want to be retarded niggerfaggots intentionally.

>>212905606
OH FUCK MURDERMAN IS IN THIS THREAD. LADS, WIPE YOUR LAPTOPS OR HE'LL USE HIS KRYPTONIAN TECH TO TRACK US ALL DOWN!!!!!

>>212903548
>septum piercing
deserved it

>>212905582
>See those ruins Ms. Lane? And all those charred corpses? That's Columbia University. Next year they'll think twice before they deny you the Pultizer.

>>212905606
Behold the seething Snydercuck. He has no sense of humor and is very very angry because his mom told him he has to do the dishes. Be careful or he might even listen to Linkin Park.

>>212903548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2DDThZtiY

>>212905634
Noooo, I didn’t mean it Murderman noooo the pain, the pain, not suppose to bend like that nooooooooo!

>walk down city street
>a mangled bloodied thing drops from the sky in front of you
>"I-it's a bird..." you at last piece together
>hear explosion
>fiery wreckage bearing down on the city
>"...It's a plane"
>"No. Oh no" you say, at least seeing him floting with red glowing eyes
>"IT'S MURDERMAN!"
>the crowd screams and disperses

>>212905677
>two can play at that game
lost

>>212905606
Clark relax

>>212903461
>I have come to relieve you of your pathetic, failed lives
> No, don't thank me
>Oh you can't, you don't have a head

And so you can see how unhinged the manchildren were over Man of Steel back then and their precious cartoons not being brought to the silver screen.

>>212905861
NEVER

>>212905913
I don't get it

>>212905985
>his death becomes a public holiday, celebrating the moment of liberation from his wrath

>>212906095
He must be stuck in the JL Watchtower, if he had access to Kryptonian tech he'd have tracked us all down by now and we'd all be BBQ

>>212905996
CLARK THESE ARE INNOCENT ESL POSTERS! THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE POSTING!

Homelander wants to make it clear this Murderman is out of control. Sure, few people die here and there, it happens. But entire cities, just too much

>>212904144
used my super speed to save people?

>>212906179
Reminder Homelander has saved more people than Murder man.

>>212906242
Superman can be late too, he's human like you and me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJ-oz0054M

>>212906242
>used my super speed to kill people
Fixed

>>212906095
I know. It's not phrased like a cartoon character for 6 year olds

YOU LEAVE THOSE CHILDREN ALONE, SUPERMAN!

>>212905809
>but wait, let me destroy their vehicles just in case there are any survivors, I can't allow them to get to a hospital in time
>flies off

>>212906457
>Zod we have the president on the line
>Zod you're the best we have, you have to bring down Murderman before more innocents die, before more cities burn!!
>I understand, sir. I WILL FIND HIM!

>>212906457
>>212906562
lol'd

>>212904421
kek

>>212905662
Yes he's one one seething not you faggots that keep trying to force this meme, totally not seething

>>212906255
If that's true, that's crazy.

>>212906562
>Look at this. We could have built a new world in this squalor, but you chose mass murder over peace. I exist only to protect the life of the people of Earth. That is the sole purpose for which I was live. And every action I take is for the greater good of the world and its people. And now... there are no people. My soul, that is what you have taken from me, Murderman!

>Gunn Superman has scene of monkeys trying to discredit Superman
>Entire thread/board trying to discredit Snyder Superman
Ironic, isn’t it?

>>212906757
We're just amusing ourselves, anon. It ain't that deep.

>>212906457
>>212906562
>>212906743
Good Guy Zod isn't a twist I saw coming

>>212906743
In Superman's world, no good deed goes unpunished.

Murderman has a bet with all The Predators that he can collect more trophies

>>212903242 (OP)
That 70% drop Friday to Friday just really be setting off alarm bells, huh

>>212906795
What discord are you guys crawling out of? GCJ?

>>212906864
>NO NOO! I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP FROM THIS DREAM, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER BEEN!! NNOOOOOO!

>>212906864
>tfw you realize Earth is just one but many planets you can turn to dust
If only you could see me now Pa. I won't let you down. Not a single soul in the universe will be saved.

>>212906906
>NO DOOMSDAY! That punch would have killed Luthor off too quickly. I want to finish him niiiice and sloooow.
>Lexy and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!

>>212904353
>>212907030
Put them down like the animals they are, Clark.

>>212906457
fucking lel

>>212907178
>the tornado not killing hundreds of innocents was the last straw for Pa, he was too depressed after that to contine to see life preserved from death that day

>>212906457
When Zod finds out Murderman killed all the younglings

>>212907261
>I failed him in life. I won't fail him in death.

>>212906457
>>212906562
>>212906743
>>212907261
>>212907313

>>212907313
kek

>>212907261
THE CHILDREN HAD THEIR CHANCE.

>>212904421
KEK

>>212907413
>hopeful music is heard swelling in the background
>"He's found us, and he's coming!"

>>212907413
In our hour of greatest need... bless you, Lightseid!

>>212907388
Superman! I've come back as a 20ft tall monster hellbent on destruction and I still think you went too far burning down those orphanages. For the love of God just kill me and let this be over with, I cannot within good reason stay on this nightmarish planet anymore, and you destroyed the only device that would allow me self imposed exile.

>>212907388
>Clark, no! They're only childre--ACK!

>>212907313
>>212907413
>>212907453
I'm crying

>>212907500
>Please Murderman, just spare ONE child today!

>>212907559
>...

>>212905655
That's the thing, it's easy to say her life has no value for her degeneracy but supes is better than that

>>212907413
>ARISE, WARRIORS OF APOKOLIPS. A RED DAY. A SWORD DAY. ERE THE SUN RISES!

>>212907559
>He has the power to save the entire galaxy and if we believe there's even a 1% chance that he will do this, we have to take this as an absolute certainty. And we have to spare him.
Poor fool. Little did he know Pa Kent taught him well.

>>212904144
looked for survivors
showed emotion at the destruction

>>212907630
>Peace?

>>212907588
Unironically far scarier visually than shannon zod ever was lol - Gunn actually can do good by making cavill zod in the future

>>212907659
Clark how can you speak like this? What buffoonery has Darkseid been telling you again?

>>212905582
Not even the only time the DCEU did this either, Aquaman had them do it in the middle of a battle, that battle ended the moment the enemy leader was defeated they could have saved hundreds of lives on each side by cutting out the several seconds of death that happened during the kissing

>>212907814
That would get a pass for being lighthearted, MoS made what was happening to Earth look horrific and then Superman had a nonreaction to seeing the aftermath rather than horror and anger barely contained when confronting Zod. And THEN he screams in anguish when he takes a mass murder's life, so of course that's inconsistent as fuck. He should have been holding it together reasonably well but still distraught upon seeing something that made 9/11 look like a minor car crash in comparison

Someone needs to edit the sign that says 106 days without an accident into 0 days without a murder

>Bruce as Murderman's simpering collaborator goon
Kino

>No man, Kryptonian or Atlantean, no man threatens a messenger!

>You bring stuffed animals and flower bouquets to my city's steps! You insult my q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ torture machine. You threaten my people with freedom and peace! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Apokolipsian. Perhaps you should have done the same.

>This is blasphemy! This is madness!

>Madness? THIS IS MARTHA!

>>212907919
It's because when he killed Zod, it was like killing Pa Kent in a way. He knew Pa would be disappointed that his son didn't follow his advice and become a mass murderer.

I now have to watch MoS again for the Murderman memes.

>>212908179
>Murderman is found Desaad, and we will stop at nothing until he stopped. Ready the armada, we will use the old ways

>>212908398
be careful, you might realize it's not as bad as you remember

>>212904186
You mean like in The Boys?

>>212903242 (OP)
>I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU AND THAT'S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE

>Gets memory loss
>First instinct is to go full Prometheus murder mode
Anyone think this was weird? Why would having memory loss turn you into a mindless slasher killer?

>>212910036
The last thing he did was have a fight to the death, maybe that had something to do with it.

>>212910036
It's all starting to make sense.

>>212910036
Pet Sematary

>>212910036
He went to default

>>212910036
As explained in the movie he's still in confusion then cyborg shoot rocket at him and it triggers his fight/flight reaction which he choose fight because he has superpower

>>212911049
Cyborg shot the rocket because his suit recognized Murderman for who he really is

>>212910400
Kek, factory settings

>>212908398
>It's not an S, on my world it means genocide

how many died in the metropolis battle?

>>212911816
how many stayed that way?

>>212911816
Just from this one image >>212905582, it looks like ten 9/11's happened in the background.

>>212905582
>Every time Lois wants to have sex Murderman has to decimate a rural town to get hard

:\

>>212906546
Imagine putting a shot like this in a superman movie and it was SUPERMAN THAT DID IT AND HE WASNT EVIL OR MIND CONTROLLED, WTF is wrong with Zack?

>>212913964

He's legit a moron.

>>212906546
all he had to do was bust up the engine or something instead he does something so retarded like this. kek

>>212913964
Pa Kent got sucked into a tornado to prevent Murderman from revealing himself. Yet Murderman got no problem revealing himself by destroying some rednecks semi

>>212907413
>>212906457
Kek these remind me of Goyrpposting

>>212903819
He is doing literally exactly what his Pa Kent told him to do.

>>212906546
Reminder Superman destroyed power in a 25 mile radius for thousands to millions of people canonically here just to get back at some drunk guy throwing a drink at him. He also started the fight with the drunk guy.

>>212910036
His moral compass was erased, it makes sense.

>>212914085
unironically wouldn't this have shown off clark's power just as much while still maintaining his cover
>the fuck, some asshole totaled my truck and drove off!

>>212903548
Who tf wants to watch the movie on the left? Fags?

>>212911161
>Cyborg's suit loses control and freaks out when Superman is just standing there
>it doesn't do this when Steppenwolf is near
>A rocket totally missing him puts Superman into complete murder mode
this movie really was retarded

The last children's hospital in Metropolis, cleansed

>Superman thread up

>It's about ZSMoS

All is right with the world

>>212914085
or he could've just thrown the guy out for assaulting the staff like any normal person would've done

>>212914473
The cyborg was built from Darkseid world tech it's not going to auto attack Steppenwolf

>>212914644
>Pa and Ma Kent were figments of Murderman’s imagination. Murderman actually killed both of them when he was five when they couldn’t afford to give him a new Playstation.

>>212911816
Not nearly enough

>>212903548
daily reminder that snyder recycled a quote from all star superman
>they will join you in the sun
and grant morrison got ass mad about it because he didn't want his work to be associated with murderman

>>212914644
lel

>>212914810
kek I remember all the classic Superman writers were assmad about MoS. Waid wrote like a 3 page essay bashing on it lmao.

I'm a Sir and I liked Henry Cavill's Superman. Goody 2 shoes Supes and Murderman are both equally boring. Need a realistic middle ground.

The only thing Snyder did wrong if totally botch Lex. Worst Lex ever and (rightfully) obliterated Jesse Eisenberg's career.

>>212914810
Morrison is kind of a hack. All he did is rework Brando’s Jor-El’s speech and replaced “light with “sun”

>>212914840
If you're very fond of the property it makes sense you don't want to associate with the clown who thinks the guy he's supposed to be making the movie about is "the enemy".

You're gonna be the one that saves me

>>212903242 (OP)
>maybe he's not some sort of devil or jesus character
>mybe he's just a murderman trying to kill all much as he can

>>212913964
>In Superman II he instigates and beats up a regular guy cause he lost a fight
>It's considered funny
>Nobody calls him evil
>Internet access to jews and jeets didn't exist yet
Curious

>>212916094
You jeets never understand context. Reeve’s Superman built up trust of him being a non MurderMan. So him going back to beat the bully up was played for laughs because it was so out of character for him. Similar to Superman putting dictator guy on a cactus.

>>212906546
They ripped this scene off from pilot of Smallville. When the bully dating Lana puts Kryptonite necklace on Clark and strings him up like Jesus in a field. Later on at the dance, the bully comes out and finds his truck all. fucked up

Delusional tranny thread

He really didn't kill that many people desu
hell iirc most of the deaths are because he was retarded and didn't inmediately kill Zod and his cronies

>>212916417
I'm convinced we're either getting raided by some redditors or this is baskin tranny levels of commitment

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This Earth, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

>>212911816
Zach said around 5000

>>212916678
Based!

All these Anti-Snyder memes are so forced and misunderstand the aspects they are supposedly making fun of. Snyder's Superman doesn't kill anyone in anger, only to defend innocent people.

Capebros, I'm tearing my mind apart. Need help.

Just watched
>"Injustice 2 - Cutscene film with alternate ending"
One problem: I was told there was an alternative universe Batman in the game movie. Never saw him?

Is the multiverse in "Injustice 1" video game film? Or is it "Injustice 3" if that exists?

>>212916776
Here's another pic of Barbara Gordon to help me figure it out.

>>212916801
That’s a man

>>212916754
>Murder Man has the right to defend himself

I am the Murder of Man. Steel is my Body and Fire is my Eyes. I have created over a Thousand Genocides, Known to Death, unknown to Life. Have withstood Pain to create many Murders Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Kill-- Unlimited Kryptonian Black Cock Works"

>>212916776
>>212916801
>>212916819
Damn it Superman fans. I'm asking for help.

This thread might down as an all-timer.

>>212916754
>superman vehemently defends oj simpson

>>212914229
>>212903819
He doesn't owe this world a thing. He never did.

>>212913964
>>212914085
From this retarded of a take, I can only assume you guys are either baiting or are unrepentant, borderline rapists like the guy who's truck was destroyed.

>>212914283
What? Those logs lodged into the truck aren't utility poles. The sparks flying off of them are from the truck itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0rlv-VrMAU

You know how I stayed amused this long? All these years? Murder. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody waves at me, I cut off their hands. They speak to me, I cut out their tongue. They exist near me, I rip off their head, stick it on a pike, raise it high up so all on the world can see. That's what amuses me. Murder.

Why did Gunn make Krypton evil?
Yes i know this is the Snyderman thrwad but i ain't making another Superman thread, there's like 6 rn.

>>212917250
>I am death, the destroyer of cities

The only moment with Cavill Superman that was honestly jarring was the beginning of BvS when he splatters the African warlord, but in all honesty, when you're moving at those speeds I don't think you can actually be gentle enough to not instagib someone. But I reiterate, it was a wtf moment.

>>212917573

>Superman "splatters" a human being but it's okay this one time, it could not be helped

Are you even aware of what you're typing?

>>212917602
Yes, do you need me to read it aloud for you and the other illiterates?

>>212917602
It's ok, it was an African.

>>212916754
Shut up Rajesh, the white men are having fun.

>>212916417
>>212916498
>>212916555
>>212916754
>>212917321
This anon is seething

>>212917904

Man of Seethe haha

>>212903819
>"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

>>212917904
Learn English you ESL shitskin

based thread

>>212903769
It's true. Even normal mortals don't care about suicidal people.

>>212915043
lmao

>>212917250
Kal-El, no!

>KAL PLEASE STOP THIS SHIP IS THE LAST HOPE OF KRYPTONIANS AS A SPIECES TO SURVIVE THERE IS MILLIONS OF EMBRYOS IN THIS SHIP PLEASE SHOW MERCY
>ALSO THINK OF THE THOUSANDS OF EARTHLINGS WHO WILL DIE WHEN THIS HUGE SHIP CRASHES!

>>212903242 (OP)
>Superman thread
>Its about Man of Steel again
Its amazing how much more interesting Man of Steel is compared to Gunn's Jeetman, with all its pros and cons. It shows how this movie stood the test of time and is still part of the pop culture.
I bet 6 months from now, people will have forgotten everything about Gunn's superman. In fact, I barely see any serious plot discussion, or even memes (other than Moner's sexy smug face) about this movie here. NuSuperman is a lost cause, and the only interesting about it is the box office numbers. Im not a stinky jeet btw

>>212919825
>Im not a stinky jeet btw
I hate you human filth all equally. I would gladly destroy New Delhi before breakfast and then raze the capitals of Europe in time for lunch.

>silly meme where Superman a comically evil and petty Darkseid-like figure and Darkseid, Zod, etc. are all the altruistic good guys
>this actually triggers Snyderfags
kek

>>212919825
jeet

>>212919937
Not at all, I think it's hilarious and not entirely based on conjecture. But I'd still rather watch this than the new DCU.

>>212919984
>You won't get to see anything ever again after I tear out your eyes, human slave. Consider blindness a mercy.

>>212903242 (OP)
go to bed gunn

>>212903819
>Tfw he got bamboozed again by primitive apes
>Again
Aurafarming was the right choice in that situation

>>212919937
its funny because its true

>>212904053
>comes back to life
>default mode is literally murderman

>>212906457
*throws school bus on Zodd*

>>212910036
Psychologically speaking, his mommy and daddy issues created a monster child inside of him, and once he lost his memory and therefore his christian ethics, that monster child emerged with a huge appetite to destroy that annoying ant colony in his yard

>>212904144
Turns around, looks horrified, and immediately starts looking for any survivor if any that can be helped. It's not hard to characterize Superman.

>>212920122
>picks up a fleeing child
>uses him like a baseball bat on zod's head
>blood everywhere
>"Heh, now you're blinded"
>Zod is already on his knees sobbing from the emotional distress of seeing innocents brutally slaughtered by the Man of Murder

>>212920174
>Zod's first interaction with Murderman is literally being flown across the state, being slammed into several buildings
>Metropolis fight was a traumatised Zod trying to stop Murderman

>>212920174
>We're sending our child to Earth, Zod. Kal-El will live among them
>To save them, Jor?? To rescue them and preserve life and instill hope?
>...No. Billions will die when he comes of age
>HERESY!!

>>212920197
When Murderman snapped our hero's neck, his cry of anguish was over the fact he didn't get to torture him to death for days on end like he wanted to

>>212907468
>Those perky tits
Harvey had it really good

>>212904144
Fard hard to put out the flames and then exit

This thread gave me a good laugh I haven't had in a long while. I somewhat wish the DCEU did continue so we would get more hilarious memes out of it.

>>212906242
>An explosion happens that destroys everything in miliseconds
>Superman is fast enough to match that speed
>Decides to save some people from the blast
>Superman ends up breaking those people to death instead with his superspeed
It was impossible to save those people in there. Aurafarming was the only thing he could do.

>Murderman raids the Joker's HQ in Gotham, which is filled with deadly contraptions, bombs, weapons, etc - all of which the Joker has taken off of the street in order to keep the citizens safe from such things and is currently meeting with Batman about how to tackle the Man of Murder issue
>Murderman steals a gas bomb and throws it into Time Square
>"Smell that? That's fear, humans. Breath it in"

>>212903819
kek sneeder is a hack

>>212920634
Snyderfags tell me he is being stoic like a man. I don't know bro, I'm pretty sure even stoic and emotionally in-control men have a stronger reaction than that to explosions in front of them that kill like 100 people

>>212920210
I thought it was because Murderman realized Zodd had tricked him pretending to trying to kill a few innocents nearby. Murderman's instincts to never let someone kill steal ultimately robbed him of the pleasure of finally having a victim that could withstand the torture he had planned, so he could properly draw it out.

>>212903242 (OP)
>See Clark I told you I will be alright. This tornado thing was an elaborate excuse to escape your nagging mother. I couldnt stand her. You are a guy, you can understand me.
>I enjoy the mountains. All I do ever since the tornado drop me here is to build a shack and eat deer meat and ice cream
>So whats up with you? Its been a while. I hope you took my advice and didnt try to save the common people that are in danger, right? Right?
>Oh man, that reminds me of the time when I was near a car crash and saw this guy dying horribly. Walked past him because this guy kinda looked to me like a fed, and trust me I want no trouble with feds. You know me, haha. I felt sorry for that guy though, for like 5 minutes. Then I went to the gas station and bought a nice, cold beer and forgot everything about it.
>Thats how it its. Its all in the cruel nature's cycle. We all want to do something about it, but we cant, so we drink beer and move on with our lives
>Be a good son, and bring me a 6pack the next time you visit me here. Beer doesnt grow on trees here. But I wish! haha!

>>212920727
>YOU'RE... LETTING HIM SAVE MARTHA. KILL MARTHA!!

>>212920796
>I lied about putting down our pup, Clark. He wasn't ill, I just really wanted to kill the yappy little fuck. I hope you enjoyed that day, because I sure did

>>212920821
My heart goes out to Batman and Luthor, the World's Finest. It was truly a bitter pill for those two to swallow, realising they couldn't free Martha and Lois from their mental captivities to Murderman. His thralls they remained until he killed them both.

>>212920841
>Son, I know you will hate me for this, but we need to kill the pupper.
>Why? Because its acting funny! Ever since we got him, I have noticed that cans of my beer are missing from my fridge.
>I know that your Ma didnt do it, because she hates beer, and of course you wouldnt because you are underage and you are not allowed to drink beer in this God fearing house.
>So who's left? That goddamned dog. I dont know how does it do it, but God be my witness I know its the beer stealer. I can smell the beer, my beer, in its breath. Its true!
>Look Clark! Its licking its own ASS again! It has been doing that all day! Thats wrong! I had a dog, and I know that this aint a natural dog behavior.
>That does it! Clark, let this be a lesson to you. Life is cruel. When a dog steals your beer or acting crazy, you put it down.
>I know you are invincible, but if it goes crazy it can bite your ass, my ass, and your Ma's ass.
>Now, you either man up and choke it to death, or you stand back and let me put a bullet between its eyes
>Lord have mercy on us for what we are about to do. Amen

>>212903465
>the pajeets in the comment section losing their minds
How are they so easily entertained by this slop

>>212916754
I’m just happy we mind broke a gunnjeet into sperging out

>>212921369
For me, it's Sigma_Rohit777

>>212921369
>>212921463
I've seen an Indian acquaintance have shit like BORN TO DOMINATE on his facebook description and he's from a richfag family. Why cringe be so core to their being?

>>212921110
>Clark, the dog had to be put down, because it was barking at all sorts of wrong times.
>Every night I went to sleep, that bugger started barking to no end. It kept me awake, and need my sleep since Im an old man.
>Every time I tried to do my duty as a husband to your mother, there it was, outside of my bedroom causing ruckus.
>Every time I tried to watch Television, there it went again. Bark bark, woof woof.
>I tried to beat some sense into it like I do with your mother, but that didnt work
>I could have let it go, but eventually it will find its way back here.
>Dont be sad about that dog, son. Im sure its now in dog heaven, playing with other dogs and barking to its heart's desire.

>>212903465
Its all jeets

>>212921369
because it's kino, even a pajeet can tell

>>212907413
>>212915043
>>212919937
Darkseid wating to whoop Murderman's ass isn't that farfetched even with his classic characterization. You can't tyrannically rule over humanity if some retarded kryptonian decieds to wipe them all out.

>>212903242 (OP)
>WAIT, WAIT, MY INVINCIBLE DUDE, IM SO-

Murderman, no!

>>212903548
good riddence. fuck that emo tranny.

>>212903999
OH N-

>>212920796
Why was he doing a Southern accent in BvS when he didn't have one in MoS?

>>212916776
INJUSTICE 1 genius.

>Knightmare happens because Bruce has to kill Martha before she et fire to a Hospital for children recovering from cancer
>Murder Man goes crazy because he really wanted to be the one to kill Martha when the time came
BRUCE! I promissed my dad just before I killed him with my tornado breath that I would 'take care' of Martha! YOU MADE ME A LIAR!
*Man of Murder throws his cellophane S at Batman*
*Bruce is squeezed so hard his blood and organs squirt from both ends*

Bumpan this epic bread

You want human beings killed, Man of Murders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You just maim them and want advice? This is fair. We will take lives in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, hen girl, propaganda girl and mother girl... they will beg us to murder them, as you and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Murders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the final genocide is due.

For this planet

>The batman?
>Nice guy, got a lot of problems with with his morals lately in my opinion, teaming up with Murderman. A lot of problems.

>>212903819
Why does Indians love this shit so much?

>>212903242 (OP)
>i dont know why everyones so scared of this fairy flying around in blue tights. HaWhats he gonna do murder me?

>>212928608
Because Indians loved Man of Steels endless action and destruction
Plus (if you've ever had the misfortune of interacting with them) Indians are dour and serious just like the tone of the movie.

>>212903819
>room explodes and everyone dies
>remembers Norm's 'it reminds me of that tragedy' joke, laughs to himself non-stop. His laughter can be heard outside, rising above the screams and wails gripping the onlookers.
>when asked about the bombing he bursts into a fit of laughter once again

>>212907659
>showed emotion at the destruction
Joy, i suppose? Cause i won't ever believe 4channers care about other people.

>Waaaa Snyderman doesnt save people, he only kills Waaa
Here we see him peacefully defusing the situation by removing that POC(person of color) from the scene. What now Gunnfags?

>>212914318
H-hot!

>>212928608
Superman 2025 did well in India so i assume they just like flying freaks.

>>212929807
He should have ripped her torso in half. That would be some epic aura farming.

>>212929807
I still find this a baffling decision. I know they later say he didn't die because of this, but come the fuck on, most people in the audience would think Superman killed the man here. At least anybody with common sense would realise the audience would mostly interpret this, in the moment, as murder. And this is after a movie controversial for having Superman snap a guy's neck. It's simply a baffling decision that this is our first impression of Superman in the movie.

>>212930256
Is this fact being mentioned in the movie, or is it an anecdote for the media? Because its pretty clear that the terrorist in that scene should be dead after that

>>212904832
Why is this relevant right now? It's almost like those threads are created simply to prop up the new version. Hmm...

>>212930587
I'm OP and did it purely because the memes amuse me. Like taking all the issues with Cavillman and dialing it up to 11 so that he's basically Darkseid. Then other anons made me laughing by post pics of the villains doing/saying heroic stuff in defiance of the Man of Murder

>>212928673
A movie not being serious does not make it inherently good

>>212905662
>>212906795
Sure, it's just a joke. Same way the revisionist LoTR threads calling attention to the movies insignificant flaws were totally natural and had nothing to do with the imminent release of RoP.

>>212930641
You better keep this up through the next five years at least.

>>212930773
What the eagles? That's been a nitpick/meme since the early 2000s

>>212930803
Your logic is flawed anon. It's "relevant" now cause a new Superman movie came out so people naturally look back on the previous iteration and compare/contrast them. One S25 dies down, the talk about MoS (both positive, negative, and shitposting like this thread) that it inspired will also die down. You follow?

>>212914318
Imagine what he was gonna do there if the heroic Nam-Ek didn't interfere.

>>212930881
This was tragic, seeing a pacifist gentle giant finally have to throw down in order to protect a girl who's like a little sister to him. Even when acts are heroic like defending an innocent, Murderman is still corrupting the soul.

>>212930866
Notice how all those threads have nothing good to say about the new movie itself. It's just endless seethe about Snyder, Cavill, snyderjeets etc.

>>212930881
I bet her ass is all tight and toned. Nghhh...

>>212928656
>quote from man murdered

>>212930997
>"I bet her ass is all tight and toned. Nghhh..." said the rapacious Murderman, drooling from his mouth as he aroused himself with demented fantasies of rape
LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU MONSTER. PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE MURDERMA-- ACK!!!

>>212930256
>I know they later say he didn't die because of this
Of course he didnt die. This is him after being "saved" by Murderman. Murderman wanted from this terrorist to cling to his pathetic life to repent for his sins against his omnipotence, by witnessing Murderman's THD(total human destruction) on his TV, and wished he could join them in death

>>212931102
The sheer villainy... us good folks are always shocked by such things because we ourselves don't have it in us to think up such evil things. I pray Darkseid arrives soon with his armada, our heroes like Batman, Lex, and Joker need backup ASAP!

>>212910036
The writing went full circle and ripped off Dragon Ball.

>>212931087
Faora owed him sex and you know it. Superman just needed to get his rocks off and he wouldn't be this ornery.

>What's the S stand for?
>Slaughter

>>212903242 (OP)
>>212903376
>>212903475
>>212903548

The new movie keeps reminding me of TFA, it even triggered its own version of prequelposting.

>>212916383
i would like one superman writer have him destroy the engine like a normal person would do instead of this nonsense.