>"Fresh melons! We've got fresh melons! Big and round and juicy! Come see how firm they are, give them a firm slap!"
>"You wanna weight them with your hands? You'll be surprised how hefty and full they feel"
>"Certified massive fucking melons here, all natural and insanely large! Come get your daily dose of fat fucking melons!"
The second best way to sell fruits. Number 1 spot goes to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RXQg8f6J0