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7/15/2025, 2:39:52 PM
>>42356298
>Be John Valve.
>After the release of TF2’s Heavy vs. Spy Update, you decide to use the immense earnings to build a nuclear research facility in the desert land of New Mexico and try to finance what could put fossil fuel power generation to bed forever.
>A few years pass. Your main reactor is now ready to start and the first of hopefully many successful experiments can begin.
>But then, a problem occurs. The energy released by the reactor is powerful enough to rip open a hole in the fabric of time and space and open up a portal to an alien world.
>Specifically, a world of magical cartoon talking ponies who don’t like having their peace disturbed.
>Thanks to their magical abilities, they end up conquering all of Earth’s surface in under a week.
>The Black Mesa research facility, as it came to be known, had a lead researcher by the name of Dr. Gordon Freeman, but he was executed by Special Agent Sweetie Drops of S.M.I.L.E. after destroying the Elements of Harmony.
>This was a major setback for the ponies whose ambitions of conquering the planet remained unbroken, so Princess Celestia, the leader of the pony invaders, cut you a deal.
>You gets to be the dictator of all of the planet Earth and have access to her military and law enforcement resources to ensure your will remains unchallenged.
>In return, you would align with Equestria’s wishes in terms of interplanetary policy and relations with extraterrestrial entities.
>Dr. Freeman, who was previously believed to have been dead, returns to stand up to you and his meddling after his colleagues at Black Mesa find a way to repair the damages to his body, even though the entire procedure took about 20 years to complete.
Wat do?
>Be John Valve.
>After the release of TF2’s Heavy vs. Spy Update, you decide to use the immense earnings to build a nuclear research facility in the desert land of New Mexico and try to finance what could put fossil fuel power generation to bed forever.
>A few years pass. Your main reactor is now ready to start and the first of hopefully many successful experiments can begin.
>But then, a problem occurs. The energy released by the reactor is powerful enough to rip open a hole in the fabric of time and space and open up a portal to an alien world.
>Specifically, a world of magical cartoon talking ponies who don’t like having their peace disturbed.
>Thanks to their magical abilities, they end up conquering all of Earth’s surface in under a week.
>The Black Mesa research facility, as it came to be known, had a lead researcher by the name of Dr. Gordon Freeman, but he was executed by Special Agent Sweetie Drops of S.M.I.L.E. after destroying the Elements of Harmony.
>This was a major setback for the ponies whose ambitions of conquering the planet remained unbroken, so Princess Celestia, the leader of the pony invaders, cut you a deal.
>You gets to be the dictator of all of the planet Earth and have access to her military and law enforcement resources to ensure your will remains unchallenged.
>In return, you would align with Equestria’s wishes in terms of interplanetary policy and relations with extraterrestrial entities.
>Dr. Freeman, who was previously believed to have been dead, returns to stand up to you and his meddling after his colleagues at Black Mesa find a way to repair the damages to his body, even though the entire procedure took about 20 years to complete.
Wat do?
7/15/2025, 2:36:56 PM
>>42356298
>Be John Valve.
>After the release of TF2’s Heavy vs. Spy Update, you decide to use the immense earnings to build a nuclear research facility in the desert land of New Mexico and try to finance what could put fossil fuel power generation to bed forever.
>A few years pass. Your main reactor is now ready to start and the first of hopefully many successful experiments can begin.
>But then, a problem occurs. The energy released by the reactor is powerful enough to rip open a hole in the fabric of time and space and open up a portal to an alien world.
>Specifically, a world of magical cartoon talking ponies who don’t like having their peace disturbed.
>Thanks to their magical abilities, they end up conquering all of Earth’s surface in under a week.
>The Black Mesa research facility, as it came to be known, had a lead researcher by the name of Dr. Gordon Freeman, but he was executed by Special Agent Sweetie Drops of S.M.I.L.E. after destroying the Elements of Harmony.
>This was a major setback for the ponies whose ambitions of conquering the planet remained unbroken, so Princess Celestia, the leader of the pony invaders, cut Mr. Valve a deal.
>He gets to be the dictator of all of the planet Earth and have access to her military and law enforcement resources to ensure his will remains unchallenged.
>In return, he would align with Equestria’s wishes in terms of interplanetary policy and relations with extraterrestrial entities.
>Dr. Freeman, who was previously believed to have been dead, returns to stand up to John Valve and his meddling after his colleagues at Black Mesa find a way to repair the damages to his body, even though the entire procedure took about 20 years to complete.
>Be John Valve.
>After the release of TF2’s Heavy vs. Spy Update, you decide to use the immense earnings to build a nuclear research facility in the desert land of New Mexico and try to finance what could put fossil fuel power generation to bed forever.
>A few years pass. Your main reactor is now ready to start and the first of hopefully many successful experiments can begin.
>But then, a problem occurs. The energy released by the reactor is powerful enough to rip open a hole in the fabric of time and space and open up a portal to an alien world.
>Specifically, a world of magical cartoon talking ponies who don’t like having their peace disturbed.
>Thanks to their magical abilities, they end up conquering all of Earth’s surface in under a week.
>The Black Mesa research facility, as it came to be known, had a lead researcher by the name of Dr. Gordon Freeman, but he was executed by Special Agent Sweetie Drops of S.M.I.L.E. after destroying the Elements of Harmony.
>This was a major setback for the ponies whose ambitions of conquering the planet remained unbroken, so Princess Celestia, the leader of the pony invaders, cut Mr. Valve a deal.
>He gets to be the dictator of all of the planet Earth and have access to her military and law enforcement resources to ensure his will remains unchallenged.
>In return, he would align with Equestria’s wishes in terms of interplanetary policy and relations with extraterrestrial entities.
>Dr. Freeman, who was previously believed to have been dead, returns to stand up to John Valve and his meddling after his colleagues at Black Mesa find a way to repair the damages to his body, even though the entire procedure took about 20 years to complete.
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