i switch between a british, american (i have been told it sounds californian) and swenglish accent depending on what i think will benefit me the most at that particular time

americans be like
>enjoy the stunning scenery careful crafted by artists?
>no im gonna watch bbc pmv hypno bnwo sissy trainers instead on my phone

>>213007892
this seems like bullshit BUT the other day i followed an italian recipe and it contained like 150ml olive oil and the next day i almost had diarrhoea

They are hiding their upper bodies in the oversized hats.

When I was a kid and I was at a friend's house and it was their time to eat dinner they would regularly offer me food but I always declined because I knew my own mother had food prepared for me at home and it would be rude to my mother if I ate my friend's food instead.
Usually when dinner was announced it was a natural end to the visit at my friend's house and it was a signal for me to go home to my own family instead.
Everyone understood how this works and no one felt weird about it.

Somehow foreigners have misinterpreted this "dance" as Nords not having any hospitality. And you want to call us autistic?

>>510013096
Will they blame whitey when their waters are polluted from all the sunk ships that there are no more fish to be caught?

>>212230163
>after witnessing the horrors of large scale modern warfare the average german has become more pro-war

Asians be like: Others races are having sex with our women????? LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF OTHER RACES MEN HAVING SEX WITH OTHER RACES WOMEN!

>>212063995
Her body looks manlier than his.

>>211829757
China is committing white supremacy in Africa and they need to stop!

The jews scare me bro...
Israel have complete dominance over Iranian skies while being a fraction of the size and far away.

This is the equivalent of Estonia establish air supremacy over France.

Russian people be like:
>BLYAAAAAAA- *ass and guys explode everywhere* *gets turned into a webm to be posted on 4chan*

>The fact that he's carrying a water bottle around confirms he's Chinese.

>>211761245
Fun fact: Somali women are only ever seen once during their life cycle in Sweden, it is when they first come here and go to the bux office, when they have secured their bux they never leave home again.