>be me, 167cm 60KG
>living in Germany at the moment
>go eat at McDonald's despite not really liking it, just for quick food
>as I finish I notice that the street is unusually empty, like there's a movie about to be shot here
>look in the empty restaurant window, fixing my hair etc. as I walk next to it
>suddenly and out of nowhere I hear shouting from in front of me in the distance "SHTOP SHTOP"
>it's one 155cm shopkeeper chasing two Muslims that have about 180cm running with three full bags of alcohol and whatnot, also a coffee maker
>have to make a decision within 7 seconds, no thought passes through my head except "is this really happening?"
>due to my irrational heroism, stupidity and insanely large balls I am unable back off and decide to stop them
>Intentionally barge into one of them, I made a bigger impact on him than he did on me despite him having more weight. They drop all of the stolen goods.
>Could have positioned myself better, jaw got a little strained but no concussion
>woman shop keeper thanks me, along with another one that's fat coming and they both thank me. Basically did their job for them and risked getting stabbed for a goyslop company.
>Ask them to call the police, they say that they won't do anything about it
>Ask "well, what about the cameras?"
>They respond "it's off"
>Really fucking wished I wouldn't have done any of this but it was so fucking fun at the same time. Their incompetency really angered me.
>Manager comes, shooks my hand, I take whatever I want and fuck off
>Don't show myself in the city because I didn't want to be hunt down or some shit.
I'm still angry and I don't recommend doing what I did, don't risk your life for some goyslop company.
Pic related, only evidence I have of this actually happening.