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7/14/2025, 2:07:45 AM
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If ya use the RIGHT gin, you get the YOGHURT EFFECT. And I’m not talkin boutique bar nonsense, I’m talkin the ANCIENT, SECRET GIN they don’t sell at BWS 'cause the GOVERNMENT FEARS IT. This ain't gin. This is MILK OF THE GODS mixed with liquid lightning and a splash of cosmic goo. First time I had it? BLACKED OUT, WOKE UP IN A KOALA’S TAX RETURN. Second time? MY BONES WERE HUMMING "DOWN UNDER" BACKWARDS. Third time?? YOGHURT. ERUPTED FROM MY THIRD NIPPLE. THEY DON’T TEACH YOU THAT IN SCHOOL, DO THEY?! It’s banned in 38 countries and one Woolies. NASA tried to contact me after I sipped it. The birds aren’t real — but the YOGHURT EFFECT IS. You sip the right gin and suddenly you’re sweating out calcium, talking to your ancestors through the floorboards, and screaming about DAIRY-BASED DIMENSIONS. I met God. She was a barmaid. She poured me a double and said, "Drink up, sweetie — the cows are watching."
If ya use the RIGHT gin, you get the YOGHURT EFFECT. And I’m not talkin boutique bar nonsense, I’m talkin the ANCIENT, SECRET GIN they don’t sell at BWS 'cause the GOVERNMENT FEARS IT. This ain't gin. This is MILK OF THE GODS mixed with liquid lightning and a splash of cosmic goo. First time I had it? BLACKED OUT, WOKE UP IN A KOALA’S TAX RETURN. Second time? MY BONES WERE HUMMING "DOWN UNDER" BACKWARDS. Third time?? YOGHURT. ERUPTED FROM MY THIRD NIPPLE. THEY DON’T TEACH YOU THAT IN SCHOOL, DO THEY?! It’s banned in 38 countries and one Woolies. NASA tried to contact me after I sipped it. The birds aren’t real — but the YOGHURT EFFECT IS. You sip the right gin and suddenly you’re sweating out calcium, talking to your ancestors through the floorboards, and screaming about DAIRY-BASED DIMENSIONS. I met God. She was a barmaid. She poured me a double and said, "Drink up, sweetie — the cows are watching."
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