H: Bobby, vidya games are not a sport, you are not going to "The Evolution".
B: Sure they are, dad. Street Fighter is a serious e-sport now, and I'm getting pretty good at it. I think I could even make top 124!
H: Street fighter huh. Heh, I always liked that Raiyou fella, so is he your avatar?
B: yeah I can play with him, he's pretty strong this season. But I've got a Mai in my back pocket.
P: Bobby told me that ninja lady is the most powerful fighter, just goes to show ya how far we've come.
>SHORYUKEN SHORYUKEN
H: Heh heh, you're doing those flying punches like it's second nature, only other person I know who can do the secret moves is Dale-
>Bobby mashing on the SP button
H: Hwhat the, Bobby are you... button mashing?
B: Of course, I'm using Modern controls. I don't want to learn all those impossible inputs. Check it out, I can do a whole combo just pressing one button!
H: BWWAAAAAHHHH!