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7/3/2025, 8:17:50 PM
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> be me
> be in high school working at walmart
> in the olive oil aisle brushing up shit
> i look
> olive oil
> that great value, extra virgin gallon container of olive oil is looking mighty attractive
> look around
> no one around
> slip on both knees and unscrew the cap of olive oil from a gallon jug, the sight of which has incentivised me to lie down on my back and pants thrown off carelessly as the remnants of a joint into the grass, so the hole of the jug is positioned directly into my asshole. My asshole swallows the jug tip and the oil goes shlopslop into my asshole. It sucks it all in. My belly rumbles as if the invertex quadrangles of poseidon's realm were bulging up within. Brrrroooom.
> Bottle empty
> Oil acquired
> Leave empty bottle on shelves, it rolls back and forth on its plinth like a coin dropped onto a surface a certain way, some other underpaid twenty something will throw it out into the recycling container where it probably won't even reach the recycling plant and will most likely be thrown into the ocean to murder yet nore countless swathes of sea turtles.
> shift ends
> Go home
> have a big oily shit in the bathtub, the shiny turds floomping their way out like unviagrad torpedoes slide out of the cannon's belly, it flops and shloopfs. Puddles of diarrhea slide out to the tune of gassy heaving blorps and oily bubbly farts.
> ah
> What a life this is, being oily.
> be me
> be in high school working at walmart
> in the olive oil aisle brushing up shit
> i look
> olive oil
> that great value, extra virgin gallon container of olive oil is looking mighty attractive
> look around
> no one around
> slip on both knees and unscrew the cap of olive oil from a gallon jug, the sight of which has incentivised me to lie down on my back and pants thrown off carelessly as the remnants of a joint into the grass, so the hole of the jug is positioned directly into my asshole. My asshole swallows the jug tip and the oil goes shlopslop into my asshole. It sucks it all in. My belly rumbles as if the invertex quadrangles of poseidon's realm were bulging up within. Brrrroooom.
> Bottle empty
> Oil acquired
> Leave empty bottle on shelves, it rolls back and forth on its plinth like a coin dropped onto a surface a certain way, some other underpaid twenty something will throw it out into the recycling container where it probably won't even reach the recycling plant and will most likely be thrown into the ocean to murder yet nore countless swathes of sea turtles.
> shift ends
> Go home
> have a big oily shit in the bathtub, the shiny turds floomping their way out like unviagrad torpedoes slide out of the cannon's belly, it flops and shloopfs. Puddles of diarrhea slide out to the tune of gassy heaving blorps and oily bubbly farts.
> ah
> What a life this is, being oily.
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