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6/26/2025, 5:32:52 PM
[Kengan Ashura redux]
>Previously on The Jackie Lee Adventures: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95884526/#95905076
Well, here we were, I thought. At the final clash with the ultimate mastermind of the Worm, the root of all malice stemming from it, and the would-be usurper as Shen's (godlike for this world's standards, time travelling professional and hobbyist bodybuilders aside) knowledge of martial arts. Inside a crummy apartment. Shen looking about as annoyed as someone seeing a small dog shit on his porch. Tiger Niko prostrating on the ground like a hooker getting ready for her second beating. And the Satanic evil himself, Luohan, bursting at the seams with killing intent-
"I say, why don't we take this outside?" said Luohan abruptly. "Wouldn't want to get any innocent bystanders caught up in MY GLORIOUS ASCENSION, would we?"
"Hey, that's a great idea" said Shen. "you scumbag. Seriously, property's at a premium in this economy"
"I know a pretty arena out back" I offered, "right by the Skid Row fire"
-abruptly put everything on pause as we all relocated to a more traditional arena, a nonplussed Tiger Niko following along. I could see the man's brain seriously consider booking it, then calculating the odds of Metsudo's cronies tracking them down with the same efficiency they tracked down Xia Ji, and ultimately deciding that he was in too deep not to see this through. Alas, it had not occurred to him that most of his problems would have been solved by choosing to stab Luohan in the back and then rely on Wulong and I's complete lack of fucks given.
"Nyohoho, now that it's REAL bloodlust hours, let's start off with a little trickery!" said Luohan "THEY'RE going to stab you in the back!"
"Who?" asked Shen.
"I assume Luohan is revealing to anonymous associates of his, possibly members of the Death Dealers who we could reasonably assume have something to gain from his effective takeover of the Worm by killing you" I pointed out.
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>Previously on The Jackie Lee Adventures: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95884526/#95905076
Well, here we were, I thought. At the final clash with the ultimate mastermind of the Worm, the root of all malice stemming from it, and the would-be usurper as Shen's (godlike for this world's standards, time travelling professional and hobbyist bodybuilders aside) knowledge of martial arts. Inside a crummy apartment. Shen looking about as annoyed as someone seeing a small dog shit on his porch. Tiger Niko prostrating on the ground like a hooker getting ready for her second beating. And the Satanic evil himself, Luohan, bursting at the seams with killing intent-
"I say, why don't we take this outside?" said Luohan abruptly. "Wouldn't want to get any innocent bystanders caught up in MY GLORIOUS ASCENSION, would we?"
"Hey, that's a great idea" said Shen. "you scumbag. Seriously, property's at a premium in this economy"
"I know a pretty arena out back" I offered, "right by the Skid Row fire"
-abruptly put everything on pause as we all relocated to a more traditional arena, a nonplussed Tiger Niko following along. I could see the man's brain seriously consider booking it, then calculating the odds of Metsudo's cronies tracking them down with the same efficiency they tracked down Xia Ji, and ultimately deciding that he was in too deep not to see this through. Alas, it had not occurred to him that most of his problems would have been solved by choosing to stab Luohan in the back and then rely on Wulong and I's complete lack of fucks given.
"Nyohoho, now that it's REAL bloodlust hours, let's start off with a little trickery!" said Luohan "THEY'RE going to stab you in the back!"
"Who?" asked Shen.
"I assume Luohan is revealing to anonymous associates of his, possibly members of the Death Dealers who we could reasonably assume have something to gain from his effective takeover of the Worm by killing you" I pointed out.
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