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6/30/2025, 3:42:43 PM
>>529369424
https://youtu.be/0XahW0RHF6c
Dum dee du- wait... WHAT THE HOT DIGGITY DARN IS GOING ON HERE???
HUUH?? Kris, my beloved SON? Wait, you're saying you are NOT my child??? I NEVER had a happy family, I only BELIEVE I do? I only THINK that you are my SPAWN because... EHHHH??? IM A DIGUSTING, IDIOSYNCRACTIC, unnatural ABOMINATION?!? I shouldn't actually EXIST?!? My TRUSTED MEMORIES are FALSE, a MERE IMITATION of the REAL THING?? You're saying, I was CREATED as a JOKE, based on a living JOKE? That ODD FELLOW, RAMB was essentially just playing a GIGANTIC PRANK on you by having you play an entire MODDED LEGEND OF ZELDA KNOCKOFF about me!? His LAST WILL before essentially PASSING ON, was to curate this whole ORCHESTRATED HUMILATION RITUAL just for the HECK OF IT??? You just sat through THREE SEPERATE SEGMENTED SEQUENCES of me being utterly fucking PATHETIC and making a FOOL out of myself?!? There's actually NO SHADOW MANTLE in that chest over there, it's just YET ANOTHER VIDEO from the NEAR FUTURE of my WIFE being PLAPPED AND POUNDED by the town's JANITOR?!?
Oh dear... THERE'S MORE??? There's A BEING that is controlling your very body, and both you and (You) find this scenario AMUSING as well?? You're NOT gonna disconnect the controller, but instead FORCE ME to PERPETUATE LIVING, in your CASTLE TOWN?? I'll be SHUNNED by both LIGHTNERS and DARKNERS, due to the CIRCUMSTANCES BEHIND MY CREATION, dooming me to an ETERNAL LIFE OF ISOLATION??!?!? I'll appear in FUTURE CHAPTERS, as a THROWAWAY SLAPSTICK GAG CHARACTER?? NOBODY will acknowledge my existence in ANY MEANINGFUL way?? It's just an ABSTRACT BODY HORROR for me, from HERE ON OUT?? NOBODY WILL SHED A TEAR FOR ME?!? That ARG WEBPAGE was about ME, of all people, REALLY?!?
Hmm... I see...
Well...
I only have one thing to say to THAT...
YABBA DABBA DOO!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! Call up ALL 25/25 of your SHADOWMEN RECRUITS while we still have the chance, my ENCAPUSULATED NOT-WIFE isn't going to FUCK herself!
https://youtu.be/0XahW0RHF6c
Dum dee du- wait... WHAT THE HOT DIGGITY DARN IS GOING ON HERE???
HUUH?? Kris, my beloved SON? Wait, you're saying you are NOT my child??? I NEVER had a happy family, I only BELIEVE I do? I only THINK that you are my SPAWN because... EHHHH??? IM A DIGUSTING, IDIOSYNCRACTIC, unnatural ABOMINATION?!? I shouldn't actually EXIST?!? My TRUSTED MEMORIES are FALSE, a MERE IMITATION of the REAL THING?? You're saying, I was CREATED as a JOKE, based on a living JOKE? That ODD FELLOW, RAMB was essentially just playing a GIGANTIC PRANK on you by having you play an entire MODDED LEGEND OF ZELDA KNOCKOFF about me!? His LAST WILL before essentially PASSING ON, was to curate this whole ORCHESTRATED HUMILATION RITUAL just for the HECK OF IT??? You just sat through THREE SEPERATE SEGMENTED SEQUENCES of me being utterly fucking PATHETIC and making a FOOL out of myself?!? There's actually NO SHADOW MANTLE in that chest over there, it's just YET ANOTHER VIDEO from the NEAR FUTURE of my WIFE being PLAPPED AND POUNDED by the town's JANITOR?!?
Oh dear... THERE'S MORE??? There's A BEING that is controlling your very body, and both you and (You) find this scenario AMUSING as well?? You're NOT gonna disconnect the controller, but instead FORCE ME to PERPETUATE LIVING, in your CASTLE TOWN?? I'll be SHUNNED by both LIGHTNERS and DARKNERS, due to the CIRCUMSTANCES BEHIND MY CREATION, dooming me to an ETERNAL LIFE OF ISOLATION??!?!? I'll appear in FUTURE CHAPTERS, as a THROWAWAY SLAPSTICK GAG CHARACTER?? NOBODY will acknowledge my existence in ANY MEANINGFUL way?? It's just an ABSTRACT BODY HORROR for me, from HERE ON OUT?? NOBODY WILL SHED A TEAR FOR ME?!? That ARG WEBPAGE was about ME, of all people, REALLY?!?
Hmm... I see...
Well...
I only have one thing to say to THAT...
YABBA DABBA DOO!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! Call up ALL 25/25 of your SHADOWMEN RECRUITS while we still have the chance, my ENCAPUSULATED NOT-WIFE isn't going to FUCK herself!
6/24/2025, 4:06:25 PM
>>713524103
https://youtu.be/0XahW0RHF6c
Dum dee du- wait... WHAT THE HOT DIGGITY DARN IS GOING ON HERE???
HUUH?? Kris, my beloved SON? Wait, you're saying you are NOT my child??? I NEVER had a happy family, I only BELIEVE I do? I only THINK that you are my SPAWN because... EHHHH??? IM A DIGUSTING, IDIOSYNCRACTIC, unnatural ABOMINATION?!? I shouldn't actually EXIST?!? My TRUSTED MEMORIES are FALSE, a MERE IMITATION of the REAL THING?? You're saying, I was CREATED as a JOKE, based on a living JOKE? That ODD FELLOW, RAMB was essentially just playing a GIGANTIC PRANK on you by having you play an entire MODDED LEGEND OF ZELDA KNOCKOFF about me!? His LAST WILL before essentially PASSING ON, was to curate this whole ORCHESTRATED HUMILATION RITUAL just for the HECK OF IT??? You just sat through THREE SEPERATE SEGMENTED SEQUENCES of me being utterly fucking PATHETIC and making a FOOL out of myself?!? There's actually NO SHADOW MANTLE in that chest over there, it's just YET ANOTHER VIDEO from the NEAR FUTURE of my WIFE being PLAPPED AND POUNDED by the town's JANITOR?!?
Oh dear... THERE'S MORE??? There's A BEING that is controlling your very body, and both you and (You) find this scenario AMUSING as well?? You're NOT gonna disconnect the controller, but instead FORCE ME to PERPETUATE LIVING, in your CASTLE TOWN?? I'll be SHUNNED by both LIGHTNERS and DARKNERS, due to the CIRCUMSTANCES BEHIND MY CREATION, dooming me to an ETERNAL LIFE OF ISOLATION??!?!? I'll appear in FUTURE CHAPTERS, as a THROWAWAY SLAPSTICK GAG CHARACTER?? NOBODY will acknowledge my existence in ANY MEANINGFUL way?? It's just an ABSTRACT BODY HORROR for me, from HERE ON OUT?? NOBODY WILL SHED A TEAR FOR ME?!? That ARG WEBPAGE was about ME, of all people, REALLY?!?
Hmm... I see...
Well...
I only have one thing to say to THAT...
YABBA DABBA DOO!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! Call up ALL 25/25 of your SHADOWMEN RECRUITS while we still have the chance, my ENCAPUSULATED NOT-WIFE isn't going to FUCK herself!
https://youtu.be/0XahW0RHF6c
Dum dee du- wait... WHAT THE HOT DIGGITY DARN IS GOING ON HERE???
HUUH?? Kris, my beloved SON? Wait, you're saying you are NOT my child??? I NEVER had a happy family, I only BELIEVE I do? I only THINK that you are my SPAWN because... EHHHH??? IM A DIGUSTING, IDIOSYNCRACTIC, unnatural ABOMINATION?!? I shouldn't actually EXIST?!? My TRUSTED MEMORIES are FALSE, a MERE IMITATION of the REAL THING?? You're saying, I was CREATED as a JOKE, based on a living JOKE? That ODD FELLOW, RAMB was essentially just playing a GIGANTIC PRANK on you by having you play an entire MODDED LEGEND OF ZELDA KNOCKOFF about me!? His LAST WILL before essentially PASSING ON, was to curate this whole ORCHESTRATED HUMILATION RITUAL just for the HECK OF IT??? You just sat through THREE SEPERATE SEGMENTED SEQUENCES of me being utterly fucking PATHETIC and making a FOOL out of myself?!? There's actually NO SHADOW MANTLE in that chest over there, it's just YET ANOTHER VIDEO from the NEAR FUTURE of my WIFE being PLAPPED AND POUNDED by the town's JANITOR?!?
Oh dear... THERE'S MORE??? There's A BEING that is controlling your very body, and both you and (You) find this scenario AMUSING as well?? You're NOT gonna disconnect the controller, but instead FORCE ME to PERPETUATE LIVING, in your CASTLE TOWN?? I'll be SHUNNED by both LIGHTNERS and DARKNERS, due to the CIRCUMSTANCES BEHIND MY CREATION, dooming me to an ETERNAL LIFE OF ISOLATION??!?!? I'll appear in FUTURE CHAPTERS, as a THROWAWAY SLAPSTICK GAG CHARACTER?? NOBODY will acknowledge my existence in ANY MEANINGFUL way?? It's just an ABSTRACT BODY HORROR for me, from HERE ON OUT?? NOBODY WILL SHED A TEAR FOR ME?!? That ARG WEBPAGE was about ME, of all people, REALLY?!?
Hmm... I see...
Well...
I only have one thing to say to THAT...
YABBA DABBA DOO!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! Call up ALL 25/25 of your SHADOWMEN RECRUITS while we still have the chance, my ENCAPUSULATED NOT-WIFE isn't going to FUCK herself!
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