>>11869873
Surreal experiences aren't limited to drug trips, in a dream last night I was trespassing onto a french ski resort where a school trip had gathered, stealing a snowboard I made my way past a marching troup of WW2 soldiers as I was being chased by a man with a clipboard. I escaped through a chain link fence and slid downhill, launching impossibly high off a small ramp, crashing through the skylight of the resort building, and riding down the stairs and up to the reception desk, where I gave my ID. The name on my ID was Dave, which isn't my name.