What vtubers are not:
>they are not your friend.
>they are not your romantic interest.
>they are not single and looking by default.
>they are not obligated to keep you deluded.

What vtubers are:
>they are normal people with an avatar.
>they are here to do what they like first.
>they are here to make money.
>they give you the privilege of watching them.

You will never date a vtuber. You will never marry a vtuber. You will never even talk to a vtuber irl.
They don't exist. They're a product. Lying to yourself about this will only hurt you in the end.
If you choose to live in a fantasy, you have waived the right to complain about it when it dies.

Fuck unicorns.
Fuck gachikois.

>>280209583
>look, we got john dandadan
I AIN'T EVER WANNA BUY A FUNKO

>you know your graduated oshi Gawr Gura just reincarnated as an indie right?
yes and?
>would you watch her strea-
I AIN'T EVA GONNA STOP NOT WATCHING ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF HOLOLIVE!!!