It still needs a ton of work. Archfiend of Aklazotz Annex basically fucking deletes it so far.

But, you know what? It actually works. The life gain boosters + Revenge of Ravens is hilarious, just staring at gigantic boards of Monks with your chin out and a shit-eating grin. Even better with Tenacity Out. Turns your opponent attacking into them dying instead of you.

I'll probably cut down to 2 Kambal, drop some of the meme life gain sources for more consistent midrange-y pieces and sort things for the tall threats eventually. More board wipes is probably a solid option. For now, it's a proof of concept and it feels just fine.