>Be Jenna Fischer
>have huge crush on Jim's actor
>stalk him all the time
>he starts dating some Stacey
>creep up to his trailer, hear them having sex
>Shes REALLY enjoying it, hear her moaning
>finally she starts getting vocal
>OI GOV'NAH ROGAH ME VITTALS GOOD INNINT?
>BANGERS ME MASH WILL YA? IM ABOUT TO GOZZLE DOWN!!!!

The scene at the end doesn't make sense, because fly boy KNOWS he gave Denise Richards a knife, so the bug would know it when it sucked off his brain (gave him that sloppy toppy)