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>asgore getting cucked extremely hard will be a major plotpoint next chapter
EEHHHHHHH??!?!?!? The bone man PLOWING my WIFE will be the THEMATIC STRUCUTURAL BASIS of any and ALL chapter 5 theories, for the next year ATLEAST?!??!?!
YABBA DABBA DUI FINALLY MR. FLUFFYBUNS GETS A WIN!!!!!

Dum dee dum...
...Oh? What's this, a PROPHECY???
Which is, ESSENTIALLY, an UNBREAKABLE destiny? About... *GASP* ...YOURS TRULY?
... Well BUTTER my BUTT and call me a BISCUIT!
And wait... *gulp*... It says HERE that I will be TRAPPED and BETRAYED in my very own KEK SHED? With my ONLY source of ENTERTAINMENT being a PERMANENT REMINDER; A VIDEO of my EGGS WIFE getting her EGGS ACTIVATED by the SKELETON GUY'S """""""CALCIUM"""""? This was so IMPORTANT and so IMPACTFUL that it's irrefutably vital to the SACRED RELIGION of the town? THIS, of all FUCKING things, being SET IN STONE FOREVER across TIME and SPACE??? I can NEVER ESCAPE this FATE, no matter what actions I take? FITTINGLY, within the game's THEMATIC IMPLICATIONS, MY choices don't MATTER???

Hmm... well... all I have to say to this... DARN prophecy is... THANKAROONIES, BUCKAROO!
ALL THIS HARD WORK of cleaning literal SUBZERO DEER SHIT, EVERY GODDAMN DAY, paid off! Nothing wrong with something to look forward to! It would be such a joy if I could view that in pers-

Huh.. how curious. There's one more line here...

"AT THE FINAL HOUR

WHERE HE BIDS HIS WIFE'S PUSSY ADIEU

THE FLOWER KEK WILL EXCLAIM THE WORDS

YABBA

DABBA

DOOOOOOOO!!!!!"