>>937568612

That's fascinating... seriously, i found it riveting

Anyway... one last thing I was going to mention before I run:

There are a few times here and there that I indeed DO brag....

It's not the times when I tell the stories like getting to meet andy kaufman... or jayleno jay leno getting me drunk as fuck when I was only sixteen (he literally.
Drank my girlfriend and I under the table) or even the thing about having two living girlfriends who referred to themselves as my 'one singular girlfriend', all three of us sleeping in the same bed, or the time they talked for other strippers in the coming home with us, and I fucked all seven of them..

Because those aren't 'great feats' that demonstrate any particular 'impressive efforts' on my part, and are really more just crazy true stories, unlikely yet true tales, just shit that happened to me, crazy wild unlikely experiences that occurred... which I believe hold a certain intrinsic 'believe it or not' quality...

but unlike those various 'unlikely sounding war stories', there ARE indeed a few times i've bragged in here...

Just recently, even... like STEPHANIE...
Is the teenager from Liechtenstein, whose family were quite literally billionaires, owning one of the four largest banks in lichtenstein... The teenage girl who travel to lucerne switzerland regularly regularly just to go shopping, all by herself....

She was SUPER MODEL BEAUTIFUL
She had the most.
Unbelievably perfect facial structure
The perfect european phenotype
Absolutely.One of the most beautiful women i've ever seen in my entire life

YES..... i definitely brag about that
Because everybody tried to get stephanie
But i'm the one who had the best presentation I suppose

And then there is the time.
I was at a rave and I overheard some of the young groovers talking shit about "Mike Nevermind", one of the most important spokes in the entire rave wheel