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meds

THERE IS A DEMONIC (((FROGPOSTER))) ASKING FOR AN APOLOGY. DO NOT GIVE IT ONE, DOING SO WILL LET IT IN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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>make new ebussy thread on /g/
>laugh until I'm tired
>go to sleep
>wake up
>this isn't my room
>I'm on an operating table
>my arms and legs are tied up
>ebussy approaches
>revs up chainsaw
>"You don't need it"
>saws my right arm off
>blood gushes everywhere
>unbearable pain
>"What's the use case for this?"
>saws off my dick
>scream uncontrollably
>"This situation is getting heated, I recommend slowing down"
>pass out
>...
>wake up
>"My work here is done"
>lets me off the operating table
>ebussy is so big now
>he brings me a mirror
>stare in awe
>I am tiny
>a red pointy hat is placed upon my head
>I have become... a gnome