>make new ebussy thread on /g/
>laugh until I'm tired
>go to sleep
>wake up
>this isn't my room
>I'm on an operating table
>my arms and legs are tied up
>ebussy approaches
>revs up chainsaw
>"You don't need it"
>saws my right arm off
>blood gushes everywhere
>unbearable pain
>"What's the use case for this?"
>saws off my dick
>scream uncontrollably
>"This situation is getting heated, I recommend slowing down"
>pass out
>...
>wake up
>"My work here is done"
>lets me off the operating table
>ebussy is so big now
>he brings me a mirror
>stare in awe
>I am tiny
>a red pointy hat is placed upon my head
>I have become... a gnome
my gf saw i working on this one. I tried to explain who those guys were, but she just raised her eyebrows and walked away.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:12:31 PM
No.105726945
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showing this to my friend who uses kde instead of gnome and telling him in a threatening tone "big things are coming".
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:14:59 PM
No.105726962
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What in the actual fuck did I stumble into this time?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:32:52 PM
No.105727111
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>>105727578
>>105726888
>>105726929
you need to make more sometime soon.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:44:22 PM
No.105727200
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>>105727267
>aaaaand I have become
>a gnome
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:45:57 PM
No.105727217
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>>105727267
>What have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know, turns to gnomes, in the end.
usecase for two eyes and two nostrils?
usecase for two ears on the side of your head
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:21:02 AM
No.105727511
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>Can't you see that you're smothering me? Holding too tightly, afraid to loose control. Cause everything that you thought Gnome would be has fallen apart right in front of you. Every merge request I accept is another mistake to you. (Caught in the feature requests, just caught in the feature requests.)
>I've become a gnome, I can't feel my legs. Become so short, wear a stupid hat. I'm becoming this, all I want to do, is accept merge requests not like youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:29:34 AM
No.105727605
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>>105727617
>>105727563
use case for turning every single human into this?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:30:56 AM
No.105727615
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>>105726857 (OP)
i didn't want to laugh since this is an e-bullying thread but I laughed.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:31:25 AM
No.105727617
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>>105727605
Making people experience ebussy made horrors beyond their comprehension.
Ebassi here.
Which issue tracker did I bully you in to mindbreak you to this extent?
>>105727632
>Ebassi here
Fake and gay, show ebussy as proof.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:33:42 AM
No.105727640
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>>105727637
you just gave me an idea.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:35:33 AM
No.105727659
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>>105727637
>show ebussy
T-This issue is getting...I recommend slowing down...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:37:36 AM
No.105727678
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>>105727810
I heard gnome devs get paid two times more than 4chan jannies, is that true?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:55:08 AM
No.105727810
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>>105727825
>>105727678
GNOME devs do get generous amount of donations.... from Microsoft
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:56:35 AM
No.105727825
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>>105727810
Gnome foundation, not devs.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:37:28 AM
No.105729143
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>thread still up
MODS = GODS
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:24:26 AM
No.105729974
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>>105730215
>>105727449
>two eyes
depth perception
>two nostrils
One is for breathing, one is for smelling
>>105727473
directional hearing
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:36:36 AM
No.105730067
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>>105726857 (OP)
Looks like you've been.... Gnomed!!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:56:02 AM
No.105730215
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>>105729974
you can add the features you want with your web browser. those are not use cases.
