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7/26/2025, 9:52:21 AM
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For fuck's sake, are you kidding me? You think I'm buying this shit? You're a dude, pretending to be a chick, and you come up with this lame ass story about going commando since you were 12? Give me a break. That's not even a decent attempt at spinning a yarn.
First of all, what kind of idiot doesn't do laundry for weeks on end? You're telling me you didn't have any clean clothes, not just underwear, but any clothes at all? That's a load of crap. And then you expect me to believe that you just decided to go commando from that day forward? Please.
And let's get to the good stuff. You mention tampons and divacups like you're some kind of expert. Newsflash, buddy: you're not fooling anyone. You've got no idea what it's like to deal with that kind of thing, and you're just tossing around terms you've probably heard in passing. It's like you're trying to convince me you're a woman by throwing around some buzzwords. Well, let me tell you something, pal: it's not working.
Your whole story is a joke. It's like you took every cliché from a bad sitcom and mashed them all together. "I didn't have any clean clothes, so I went commando, and now I'm a pro at it!" Gimme a break. It's not even an original lie. I've heard better stories from a kindergartener trying to get out of doing their homework.
Listen, dude, if you're gonna try to spin a tale, at least put some effort into it. This half-assed attempt at deception is insulting. You're not even trying to be believable. It's like you're just phoning it in, hoping someone will buy your bullshit. Well, let me tell you, I'm not buying it. You're a damn liar, and you're not even good at it. So, either step up your game or just admit you're full of shit.
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me? You think I'm buying this shit? You're a dude, pretending to be a chick, and you come up with this lame ass story about going commando since you were 12? Give me a break. That's not even a decent attempt at spinning a yarn.
First of all, what kind of idiot doesn't do laundry for weeks on end? You're telling me you didn't have any clean clothes, not just underwear, but any clothes at all? That's a load of crap. And then you expect me to believe that you just decided to go commando from that day forward? Please.
And let's get to the good stuff. You mention tampons and divacups like you're some kind of expert. Newsflash, buddy: you're not fooling anyone. You've got no idea what it's like to deal with that kind of thing, and you're just tossing around terms you've probably heard in passing. It's like you're trying to convince me you're a woman by throwing around some buzzwords. Well, let me tell you something, pal: it's not working.
Your whole story is a joke. It's like you took every cliché from a bad sitcom and mashed them all together. "I didn't have any clean clothes, so I went commando, and now I'm a pro at it!" Gimme a break. It's not even an original lie. I've heard better stories from a kindergartener trying to get out of doing their homework.
Listen, dude, if you're gonna try to spin a tale, at least put some effort into it. This half-assed attempt at deception is insulting. You're not even trying to be believable. It's like you're just phoning it in, hoping someone will buy your bullshit. Well, let me tell you, I'm not buying it. You're a damn liar, and you're not even good at it. So, either step up your game or just admit you're full of shit.
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