Eat at a mostly empty hotel bar tonight. Make sure to come in late, shortly before the kitchen closes. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to your Not-Uber Driver you think may have nothing in common with you. Have a cheeseburger. Have two. Order sour pickles right before closing time. Talk with your mouth full. Eat hastily. Don't tip your server. Check in on your son. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride. Tonight's the night.