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If there's one character that needs to come back...

will dinklage be cringe or kino?

>>212612824

>>212612824
he was name dropped first episode so possible. i think he knew dex was a seriel killer

Alright so I had to dust off my Dexter history.

>Dex's psycho Brit gf killed Doakes
>Deb killed Laguerta
>Dex kills Deb (after she was almost deaded by Oliver)
>Dex kills Dex, allegedly
Masuka and Batista are the only ones left standing in the Miami PD?

It’s not awful it’s just feels amateur and cheap. Esp for how good Original Sin was.

>>212612914
Imagine being so used to sex you can look this disinterested when pounding a pussy doggystyle. I will literally never know this feel.

>>212612824
From just one year to the next his obvious coke use made him go from a chunker to a weird looking skelly, I don't want to imagine what a decade has done
After the black dude I fully expected the Batista partner role to just be a 1-2 season turnstyle but Quinn just kept coming back somehow, contributing nothing

can't wait till he dies some horrible death and dex "realizes" for the tenth time that he destroys the innocent people around him

Gonna marathon Original Sin tonight cuz this got me back in the Dexter mood. Catch you boys on the other side.

is original sin kino? does it retcon stuff?

>>212613072
you don't know what the fawk you're tawkin about

>>212613075
>>212613093
original sin is really good, appearances are obviously hard to get one to one but pretty much everyone nails the mannerisms. Aside from christian slater lmao

admit it, you liked it

>>212612919
He didn't. He hired someone to investigate Dexter, and that guy found evidence that he was a serial killer.

Then the storyline was dropped after that season, and never mentioned again.

I like it so far, but the serial killer competition thing might be a bit to much for me.

>>212612969
quinn
>>212613093
its not terrible. i skipped every scene with deb and no dexter

>>212613161
I hope it's not something gay like that and more just like he's obsessed with killers and sponsors them so they can provide him memorabilia of their kills

Not even sure how they make money. Literally every time I've ever cared about Dexter I google paramount+ codes and find a free 30 day code. Don't think i've ever paid for this service and I've had it like 5 or 6 times.

>>212613229
Most people are just retarded and pay the $13/month indefinitely.

>>212613154
Smits and Lithgow being back made it for me. Legendary characters in this series. Lithgow especially. Perhaps the best villain in any tv show ever. He was so perfect as that character.

>>212613093
It’s pure kino

>>212613167
>anon skips all the scenes of women running around in tiny shorts
yeah that checks out

Dexter gets spin offs and love from modern audiences, the Shield gets nothing. Life isn’t fair

>>212613301
That anon is he a fag? Is he out of our social club?

>>212613323
Not really possible for a good Shield spin off tho.
>Vic shows up to work and is a computer monkey for 9 hours before going home
>shane and lew are still dead
Kinda depressing, which I guess was the point.

>>212613323
Not sure anyone really wants to see how Mackey got thrown in prison on day 1 of his cushy feddie job for trying to be a vigilante and has been SUCK(ing) IT for the last 15 years

>>212613301
>posting deb
>not posting her light skinned slut friend in short shorts with her fat ass hanging out and a bra on with her huge tits hanging out for half her scenes

>>212613301
>juicy ass pics in background
>deb thunder thighs
proceed

Say what you want about Original Sin, but Patrick Gibson absolutely nailed Dexter. And Molly Brown's Deb was also insanely good. She was annoying in a very typical Deb way. Both were believable and made the show. I don't hate Slater as much as the rest, but he was a serviceable Harry.

>>212613626
I don't hate slater either, he's fun to watch as harry, it's just comical how his performance is nothing like remar especially when surrounded by so many actors that nailed their counterparts

where's dexter getting his money from and why would he use his real name to get the license when that means Batista can track him?

>>212613739
In a vacuum I'd love Slater's performance, but you're right. His counterparts did so well to nail the original characters, that it highlighted how different he was from the OG Harry.

>>212613093
It’s peak dexter kino, it only retcons the web series they did Early Cuts

alright, is the new show worth watching bros?

>>212613818
right, how did he just magically get a new car? How is he paying first and last months rent plus a deposit? Did he just have a big wad of cash shoved up his ass?

Jews

>>212613855
so far yes

>>212613889
He's just really good with money.
In the original series, as a reminder, he buys dozens of meters of plastic wrap per week, just as many trash bags, rents an apartment with a pool, pays for gas, maintenance, and parking for his boat, in addition to contributing to Rita's and three children's expenses.
all this on his salary from the scientific police

Another one?
How much must dexter fans suffer lmao

>>212614357
When this run ends in 3 seasons, we'll get a good ending. Trust me, bro.

>>212613301
>>212613518

>>212614357
not until I have my car spin-off Dark Passenger: Overdrive
Dexter enters a deadly underground death rally to eliminate killers behind the wheel. His car? A weaponized, sarcastic AI vehicle called V8-MF powered by the digitized mind of his old nemesis, Sgt. James Doakes, now reborn as a no-nonsense backseat vigilante. Together, they race through chaos, chasing justice and dodging Dexter’s own darkness.

>>212613093
It's dogshit. New one is better (so far, but could easily go to shit).

>>212614603
Filtered

>>212613093
The only retcon is Matthews not being in it which makes no fucking sense since he was harry best friend

>>212613323
Do you really want the shield revival after what they did to justified?

>>212615861
He'll be in season 2

>>212615902
I just want it to get the respect and recognition other shows do

>>212613847
>>212613739
I think the prequel wants you to think harry was the villain which wasn't a thing in the original show

>>212615971
It does though. It's always on those greatest tv shows lists

>>212613889
I think dexter got money from selling harry's house and rita house

>>212616186
He might have gone and picked up the money trinity left for him.
He hid it in the car park.

>>212613154
Rate cameos. For me it's,
1. Miguel - surprisingly touching
2. Doakes - fun but predictable
3. Trinity - completely lacked energy. Embarrassing display

>>212612780 (OP)
why is he starting to look like ray liotta

Sign me up for a torrent plz very soon

>>212612864
>cringe
>>212613154
It's the same old garbage but its nice to see Dexter again. Deb not showing up in the character parade in his coma dream really stood out to me though, and I wish Harrison wasnt a main character, or in it at all to be honest. Maybe he'll get taken out early though and that will let dexter off the leash.

>>212613157
Quin didnt know the details but he did know that people who fuck with dexter tend to mysteriously died or disappear. Plus him and angel both knew he killed that guy in the final episode.

Properly him going to jail or die for real this time. But that's not Dexter.

The final book of the series that's based on He drowns where he put his victims in. So fitting.

>>212613161
Thos show has been full retard for 20 years, it just seems like they've finally accepted it.

>>212613351
He should be put down for the honour of the thread

>>212613889
Dexter always had money stashed away. He always lived a frugal existence.

>>212618307
https://github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/How-to-configure-Jackett-plugin

>>212616723
I thought will all of those callbacks that it was a missed opportunity that when dexter tells Harry that Harrison shot him that Harry never mentioned that Dexter shot Harry too.

>>212618546
Already got it. Usually, OP puts in the description

>puts on headphones

>>212612780 (OP)
I dont mind that its set in jew york but I wish it was in the summer time, I've had enough of cold dexter.

>>212618588
kek i thought the same thing

>>212613739
this anon is right, Slater's Harry is just Mr. Robot dad, at least the younger cast of their counterparts did very well

>>212618584
If you configure your plugins once you will never ever have to ask or wait for a torrent.
You don't even need Jackett, you can just add whatever trackers you want manually.
Takes 10 minutes and you're set for good.

I really really really really really really really really really really don't care about this little cocksucker and his dopey faggot face.

>>212619196
This.

the headphones thing is so fucking stupid Jesus Christ

>>212619507
both harrisson and the detective did that shit at the same time every other scene was carried by a loud 70s rock anthem.

>>212619647
All of the music seemed forced or tryhard.

>>212619196
Haven't watched it yet, are they still trying to force this turd down people's throats?

>>212612780 (OP)
So did deb just refuse to be in this? I assumed if anyone in the cast needed work it would be her?

>>212619799
Yes

>>212619818
I know whose scenes I'll be skipping.

>>212619196
They should have him fall off a treadmill, that's the kind of callback I want to see.

>>212619801
She's in the Yellowstone prequel, might or might not to get see her nude in it.

>>212619838
Hes the b plot lead. I never wanted to see that fag again.

>>212619846
Apparently she refused to be in this

better than new blood at least

>my son
>I could cry
>actually, I can't cry
>Dammit
I clapped. Amazing monologue.

>>212619924
I don't know if its just me but I don't think its being played 100% straight. I think this stuff is very self aware.

>>212619801
Would you want to be in your ex-husband's vanity project? Do you even have an ex-husband?

>>212619883
Don't think she was happy to be in New Blood. She ended her story long ago. Awkward for her to be filming with her ex-husband all the time.

>>212618192
SENIOR CITIZEN MOTHAFUCKA

>>212620006
Yeah, but money.

>>212620037
She's swimming in Yellowstone spin-off cameo money. Don't cry for her.

She got like 4 lines.

>>212619970
I'm just glad I'm not paying to watch this shit.

Are Caribbean uber drivers really this friendly?

>>212620058
Hollywood is full of money hungry vampires. You think this bitch has any principles or scruples? LOL It is about shekels. Cold hard currency and never having to work a real job like a regular jackoff.

>>212620076
Why are they normalizing haitianiggers?
We should have picked our own cotton and harvested our own sugar cane.

>>212620006
>>212620013
I didnt expect her to be reoccurring or anything but she definitely belonged in the montage of characters in dexters coma dream. They should have just given her 10k to show up for a couple of hours.

>>212620063
Oh yeah, I'd never pay to watch 99% of stuff.

>>212620109
Then I suppose Mr. Hall refused to give money to his ex-wife.

>>212620076
Sierra Leone is in Africa

>Well we finally ended Dexter.. AGAIN...
>But what if... we pulled abunch of zany fucking shit to bring DEXTER BACK....again
How long will this go on for

>>212620217
The Dark Passenger is real.

They literally pull the Will Dafoe from Boondock Saints bit. But with beats by dre and a shitty song

>>212620191
He should've just paid the Harrison actor to show up as her in a wig. He's just effeminate enough to emulate her man-face.

>>212620006
>Would you want to be in your ex-husband's vanity project? Do you even have an ex-husband?
She was in New Blood. I guess since she was a regular there and for her it could have been money she just couldn't refuse unlike a cameo in Resurrection.

I watched the entirety of the original run
Everything after Season 4 was shit
Ending was shit
Reboot was apparently terrible, so didn't bother
Can I jump in here again?

>>212620215
Wow. Sometimes I wonder if the writers just throw a dart at the map and choose to base the character from whatever country it lands on.

How many people from Sierra Leone has anyone met in their life.

>>212620269
You have my permission.

>>212620243
lel

Debra in New Blood was so annoying and offputting.

>>212620269
Dude if the finale isn't complete shit then it's not really Dexter™ so technically New Blood wasn't Dexter and this new show might not be Dexter.
They basically should have just made it tradition.

>>212620243
So woke. Strangely hotter. lmao.

>>212612780 (OP)
>co-workers ask what I'll be doing this weekend
>tell them I'll go hiking
>actually just plan to stay at home and grind marvel rivals
My dark passenger hungers...

>>212613889
he has really good credit

>>212620310
>what if i just curse and act out all the time
Typical teenage bitch though kinda

>>212620342
I laughed for like, half a minute. Oh God.

>>212612864
get the fuck out or learn how to talk properly

White men are so scary...

>>212612780 (OP)
Jesus Christ, how many fucking spinoff series are there?

>Don't be stressed.... Let me bring up all these bad memories
Do they really teach this in the medical field?

>>212620357
Are you a White man by any chance?

>>212620428
Three.

>>212620385
Now reminds of that transfag that forces a big smile on his face. Can't recall the name.

>>212619196
They just won't learn, will they?

And then they have the fucking nerve to play Red Right Hand in the first episode is this peaky fooking blinders?
Nothing original these days I guess

>>212619196
I can't wait to see all his adventures with his girlfriend and her son!

>>212620370
But she was a 40 year old ghost hallucination

>>212620575
The xfiles did it first.

What are you hiding, anon?

>>212613040
I don't think its possible. People need to be turned on to have sex or he is on dick pills.
t. pornhead

>>212620808
You can be physically engaged but emotionally disconnect

This is terrible.

>hotel only had cameras by the public areas, not in hallways

This isn't a thing right?
>t. never really been in any hotels

>>212620879
It was always garbage, why do you seem surprised?

>>212620269
original sin (the prequel) is alright but you don't need it to watch this.
this is a continuation of new blood

>>212620903
I haven't been in one in over a decade but they weren't there back then.

Do I need to watch whatever that spinoff was with his kid before this?

>>212614468
It's rare to call reddit based but there is a whole sub about this actress where some made a compilation of all scenes of her in tiny shorts in this show (which I've never seen). I have cummed to that video twice

>>212621077
What you need to do is shut the fuck up

>>212621115
>It's rare to call reddit based
You're one of those fucks though. Why are you pretending to be from here?

>>212620318
>9 Jan 2022
god damn

>>212621185
wow 3 years. Dumb fuck zoomer.

>In the end you truly were Dexter: Resurrection™
Damn really bro?

>>212621077
It's unironically better than resurrection

>>212620697
Harrison is really just like Dexter, dating single mother like his son

>>212620456
>>212620428
They also want to make trinity spinoff

>>212621125
>>212621989
Resurrection seems better. New Blood was stale but have some good moments. Tried too hard with the humor.

>>212620903
no, it's not a thing, especially in an upper-class hotel like that. also, the key swipes would log all access, so they would see that cuckboy was the last to access the room before chad was killed.

>>212622006
Dexter picked a white woman and was using her for cover, at least at the start.
Harrison is babysitting some mutts son.

>>212622168
Non white single mother is more realistic though

>>212622019
>>212622019
What? So they can cast some faggot like Nicolas Holt as baby trinity.

>>212622191
For a zoomer cuck perhaps, dexter never had to stoop that low.

>>212619196
He looks like a skinny Chris Chan before the tranny saga

>>212612780 (OP)
Are they bringing back Cody and walled Astor?

>>212622206
Harrison most likely worships single mothers because they remind him of his mother

Niger

>>212622246
Harrison wouldn't even remember Rita. His only mother was the whore with the flowers.

>>212622274
But he idolizes Rita that's the point
Also he probably killed hannah lol

>>212622297
Yeah, he whined so much that she killed herself as an escape.

>>212622247
That's racist
Dexter is gonna kill you

>>212622297
>>212622310
Didn't she have cancer? Harrison isnt smart enough to orchestrate that.

>>212622330
Harrison said some bullshit and dexter believed him
Anything could have happened to her

>>212622330
She willed cancer into herself so she wouldn't have to put up with the faggot anymore.

>>212622238
Lumen will show up with mos def
Lol

Doakes is robodoakes now and somehow recovered from death living out in the wilderness surprising motherfuckers. Reason why it's called resurrections. Dex's father could have faked his death too lmao. And he was a good friend.

>>212622362
kek maybe so

>>212622362
Now, she is "Six Feet Under".

I literally screeched out like a schoolgirl during this scene

Deb has no shame

holy fuck the jew detective chick is CRINGE AF

>>212623402
Original Sin Deb really gets my nads going

I like how this and New Blood have shown very clearly that all the fans want is a grounded tale where Dexter deals with growing older and stalking new prey.
But like with New Blood, we already know that the entire show is about to devolve into the same retarded shit that ruined the latter seasons of the original show.
And I'm all here for it, even though I know it will be shit

They need to stop trying to make "Harrison" happen, Clyde, come on man, if you want Elliot Page to give you a blowy thats fine, just, fucking hell man he is charisma starved.

>>212623511
Pretty sure the entire point of this new series is to make Harrison happen.

>harrison born 2009
>show set in 2022
>he’s somehow 18-19?

>>212624022
New Blood is set in 2025
Resurrection is set in 2026
Source: it came to me in a dream

>>212624022
A Lemon tree grew from a sapling to a tree in just a week after Dexter touched it in the OG series, the demon possessing Dexter obviously has some time acceleration powers and that's possibly passed on to Harrison too.

>>212623796
Harrison didn't work in New Blood, why would it work this time?

>>212612780 (OP)
not so fast

>>212621916
>>212621916
Lithgow looking pretty fucking rough bros. You think he can make it do Dumbledore in the new Harry Potter show?

>>212624961
It wasn't that bad, just wish they had got rid of Harrison and had the B plot as Batista and Miami Crew on the hunt.

>>212625223
Will need to swap him out at season 3 as is tradition

>>212625228
>had the B plot as Batista and Miami Crew on the hunt.
absolute kino

>>212622247
He's from Sierra Leone actually.

>>212625228
that should be the A plot

>>212625319
>No Vince FUCKING Masuka taking down Dexter
It hurts

>>212625451
That works even better, I ponder why Michael & Clyde didn't see it

>>212613818
>>212613889
went home and grabbed cash

>>212619924
yeah dude dexter always had amazing monologue

>>212625744
you've used this example many times and I don't get what you're trying to point out with it? It's literally just a funny line after he looks down at his empty donut box
>Just like me, empty inside
it's not supposed to be deep, it's a gag

>>212625815
so just like the original post i'm replying to? just a funny line, a gag?

I wish they had the balls to slowly turn Harison into a fucked up killer. No code, just kills for fun. Would be kino to see Dexter forced to kill him

Should I rewatch the original before this bros? I only watched it once years ago and remember the first 4 seasons were kino

>>212625848
I guess so, yeah? I don't know why you use the season 1 example as the monologues always having been bad, there's a ton of monologues that are really good in season 1, this is where they served a totally different purpose to later down the line, where gave insight to Dexter the character.

If your implication is "the monologues were never good and the stuff in the later seasons are on par with the season 1 ones" then you're crazy.

>>212613040
sometimes you get a waft of ass stank every now again

>>212625968
i'm saying that dexter always had funny lines and it's not a completely serious show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2w8yQT55p8
you're just a retarded faggot that would hate on dexter 1-4 if it released today

How will midget fit the code if he is not killing people? Or is killing by proxy (funding other killers to kill) good enough of a reason?

Quinn?

>>212626032
>you're just a retarded faggot that would hate on dexter 1-4 if it released today
I do hate on Dexter 1-4 already and always had. I think season 1 is the only half competently written season of the show. I think season 4 has abysmal writing, but it certainly is entertaining to watch.
And yes I totally agree, Dexter has always been funny, from the pilot onward. Season 1 has some of the funniest lines

>>212626237
Clyde better not puss out, he better deliver a return to Miami season next.

>>212626237
100%
now i want to see masuka

I actually liked New Blood and Original Sin wasn’t bad. Going to wait for this to finish though.

I don't even understand the levels of asspull this show is doing to have Angel not get that Dexter is a bad guy.. I don't get it
how is he just buying everything Dexter says? These characters have never been intelligent but c'mon

>>212626166
I dont know but it's gonna funny seeing Dexter killing midge.

>>212620143
>Stanley, where are you from?
>I'm from Haiti. But I've been living here for many years.
>I was born here. Lived in New York my whole life.
>Luck you, mister.

Can a New Yorker explain? Why is he considered lucky? I thought it was trash. Or is Haiti generally considered a trash country by Haitians themselves?

>>212626374
are you fucking stupid??? angel is obviously on dexter lmao are you wathing the show with your eyes closed and on mute

>>212626386
if he doesn't have a line about how much he saved on plastic for the body then I'm gonna be disappointed

>>212626374
>Angel not get that Dexter is a bad guy..
Which show are you watching? Just watch Angels face when he walks away from Dexter, its the "Got that puta bitch..."

>>212626374
Dexter isn't a bad guy... ~95% of the time, outside of brief fuckups or when they're trying to write him into a corner

I may be getting old and sensitive because I thought the body dismembering was gross. It's not the gore itself that does it, its how it was presented with the upbeat music playing, like a "fun" montage with grotesque gore in your face.

>>212624867
I mean he did until the last episode. All they have to do to make Harrison work is do what they did in the second to last one and have father son apprentice serial killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33KbLUEPQUs

>>212626938
Tv shows ramped up violence and gore. Dr Danko from book dexter was not adapted due to him being too graphic, but these days he would fit right in

>>212626416
>>212626568
Alright I just rewatched the scene, you guys are right. In my defense I was extremely drunk last night when I watched it

>>212626482
How the fuck does he look exactly like 20 years ago?

>>212627109
black don't crack
his voice is the only thing that got older

>>212627091
>Dr Danko from book dexter
you think we could get him in an animated version of the show?

Good slop aside from the obvious rushed bad diversity hire actors, but that is to be expected

>>212626938
literally the same. And like you said was more the presentation. A reflection of society becoming brazenly and openly satanic.

>>212627151
There's animated show planned? I have a gut feeling we will see him in original sin. Doakes is planned to be featured in original sin and he is strongly connected to Danko. They can just not include the part where Doakes gets mutilated and there's no continuity errors anymore.

Theyre making s02 for original sin? Is it same with this one?

>>212627109
make-up, tons of makeup.

>>212627544
>Is it same with this one?
the plan with this one is to do more, yes. But I don't think its been renewed yet

>>212627544
OS 2 was officially greenlit some time ago. Ressurection was always meant to have multiple seasons. I expect 3-4 seasons, but I can see them milking it for beyong that if its successful

>>212627091
Pretty sure that he wasn't adapted for the same reason nothing from the sequel books were adapted: they don't own the rights to anything except the first book

>>212627736
>they don't own the rights to anything except the first book
for real?

>>212627625
>But I don't think its been renewed yet
Given they're going all in on Dexter it'd have to absolutely flop to not get renewed

>>212627824
Yes. Check the credits. It's all "based on Darkly Dreaming Dexter". There's not a single plot point in the show that comes from any of the subsequent books.
It's also why Aster and Cody were written out so sloppily. It was basically impossible to give them any sort of character development without infringing on their storylines in the books.

couldnt stand the policewoman
muh dont talk to me if you cant give me a proper answer
injun physiotherapist mentioning white men city when we all know new york is a shithole full of brown

>>212627650
Probably gonna turn out decent. They know people just want some slop kino and they're giving it.
>>212628248
We'll see how it turns out. At least with La Guerta they balanced the fatigue with Deb owning her etc

It’s campy and kinda boring.

the real and actual ending has to be in miami

>>212625744
One was funny and the other came off as awkward and retarded. Like how you came out awkward and retarded when your mother squirted you out of her cunt.

there are too many needle drops, way too many.

keep it to one an episode

Eat at a mostly empty hotel bar tonight. Make sure to come in late, shortly before the kitchen closes. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to your Not-Uber Driver you think may have nothing in common with you. Have a cheeseburger. Have two. Order sour pickles right before closing time. Talk with your mouth full. Eat hastily. Don't tip your server. Check in on your son. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride. Tonight's the night.

>>212628836
kek

He is Harrison still so skinny after dexter would cook hin those big boy breakfasts everyday

>>212629022
How**

>>212627975
bookfags ruin everything

>>212619867>>212620551

Do they bring back Rita's kids? They were a million times more likeable than Harrison.

>>212625223
He was already old in the 1980s anon, wtf do you expect

>>212626399
sure is a mystery of the ages

Do you think Masuka does Max Hardcore stuff to the girls he gets with?

>>212629778
No.
I think he tries to jackhammer them while awkwardly posing as if he was in a porno, and then pulls a muscle after 30 seconds and out of breath just kind of collapses on them and humps them slowly until he finishes.

>>212629891
Maybe in college he did that, but now he knows about liquid cialis, cocaine and edging. Masuka pounds puss until dawn.

>>212629778
if they bring him back, I hope they give him a shemale gf

chuds going to explode

>>212613040
He’s a whore who found love then lost love and is finding it difficult going through the motions of being a whore again.

>>212613093
deb has a level of ball-cutting obnoxiousness that doesn't make sense for a early 1990s teenage girl, even a "tomboy", as not-so-girly girls used to be called

>>212613040
you will if you end up with a fat chick and feel obliged to fuck her out of politeness

>>212630224
i do love a good new york detective. i hope there's a law & order universe crossover

>>212630224
gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huS2mioJqOs
finally they're back to using the new blood reporter girl

Mi hermano, Dexter, loved himself a Cubano.

>>212630471
You is the bay harbor butcher. Oh btw he’s a nice fresh Cuban sandwich

>>212630562
Is /tv/ so low iq they can't pick up on why Angel acted that way?

>>212628836
dexter is eating so much because he hasn't killed in a long time

>>212619196
Clyde has it in his contract he gets 5 blowjobs an episode from him

It's all I can think of.

>>212630562
He's not a fresh cuban sandwich.

If the writers forget Dexter got shot like three episodes ago in the next episode and he starts killing again I'm gonna rage.

>>212631264
he got shot 10 weeks ago

>>212630651
>be fat overweight middle aged man
>constantly eat fast food and mexican junk food
>make fun of obese kid

>>212631264
They haven't forgotten, there's a moment where he encounters difficulty climbing a staircase because of the wound and the ditching PT early.
He will probably struggle to physically overpower someone, or perhaps lose the fight, the next time it happens

>>212616723
i liked every single one

Did I miss something at the end of New Blood explaining why the cops suddenly dropped the hunt on Dexter? He literally killed one of their own cops
>we found a bullet hole in the wall so it was self defense! Sorry Jim- I mean Dexter!
He could have shot that in self defense while Dexter was strangling him, which is what happened?

>>212632527
stop asking questions and be excited for new season

>>212632527
It doesn't fully explain everything away and should have been clarified better, the Logan bullet thing is still stupid, but I think the main thing is Angela and the other Iron Lake cops don't know that Kurt Caldwell is dead (only Dexter and Harrison know that).
So their main efforts have shifted to the manhunt for the guy who killed the 30 or so women in that trophy hallway and who they think is still out there somewhere

>>212632527
Angela found out that Kurt was a serial killer that had killed her sister and that Dexter had took him out.

>>212626386
Imagine if dexter forgets to account for his short stature and the midge ends up escaping because his legs aren't bound correctly

>>212632527
I think the cop women Dexter was fucking is covering up for him or something, I don't know, I didn't watch New Blood, is it any good?

>>212632980
It's alright

Pork sandwiches

>>212619196
He reminds me of Ellen Page and its pissing me off

>>212620013
>>212620146
>>212619883
She said in an interview for the BTS interviews that filming was hard because of previous feelings that were once thought gone would resurface and she would "make mistakes"

>>212619970
Its ok if its self aware so long as it doesn't insist upon itself

>>212620269
You can skip the New Blood but Mr.Krabs is in that one as a major character
They go over it all in a recap that I skipped but I think you do get the whole story from it

Original Sin is okay as a big fan but its much harder to enjoy it with all new characters.
It almost gives me the vibe of when the walking dead had so many characters die and practically changed the whole cast and did spinoffs with them

watching second episode really makes me want to watch Dexter just eat all episode

>>212623402
I fucking kekd when I saw this
So dumb and out of place, who the fuck would even dress like that. She's walking around in her fucking underwear

>>212633846
>who the fuck would even dress like that
Have you literally never met girls aged 16-25?

>>212627133
>retcons that horrendous finale of New Blood with some lazy ass writing and asspull
BASED?

Forgot this came out. Is it decent? How were the first episodes?

>>212633960
more shows shouldnt be afraid of doing this, harrison canonically is 13 too

>>212634073
>Is it decent? How were the first episodes?
Decent
Decent
Both decent. Still waiting to see how this show goes, but at the moment it's fresh and don't feel formulaic. Everyone is back.

>>212634073
it started slow so its good
dexter is always kino and the 1-4 director is directing this too

>>212634073
pretty good so far, bit contrived but that's dexter in general

will probably have some really dumb stuff later on

>>212634368
>>212634387
>>212634497
Thats good. I'll give a watch the next few days. I honestly do not care for anything experimental, I just want good Dexter slop.

>it's another season of ass pulls just so Dexter never gets any consequences for his actions
I mean, I know there's basically no way to continue the series without this shit, but really? His ex just staged everything and faked evidence in his favor because... plot armor?

>>212631695
>>be fat overweight middle aged man
?? C Hall looks great

>>212635050
>because...
he killed mr krabs

>>212630471
is that like a Cuban torta? I've had that a couple times

>>212635050
Losing his hot native girlfriend and getting shot is still a consequence, despite his surviving and recovering from it.
Losing Deb and Hannah and everyone else he knew in Miami was a consequences too.
Though yes there is a new issue in Resurrection where we know Dex probably can't get caught or die or fake his death again since those have all been done before

>>212630468
>the new blood reporter girl
She played a hot reporter in Gotham

>>212612780 (OP)
tv told me it was woke. why are you lying ?

>>212635351
>Though yes there is a new issue in Resurrection where we know Dex probably can't get caught or die or fake his death again since those have all been done before
That's what I meant. He faces repercussions, just towards everyone else around him and never himself because he has an immense amount of plot armor.

>>212635157
i know you americans are used to everyone being fat so you don't notice as much but that's clearly overweight anon.

>>212635369
>>212630468
It was amusing when they did this for Original Sin episodes, some of the guests would suggest maybe her podcaster character could come back, and it would cut to the shot of her dead body in the display case with a "bwa bwaaaa..." downer sound effect

>>212635509
You're delusuonal

>>212612780 (OP)
>Original Sin was great
>New Blood was trash
>hoped Resurrection was going to be good
>it's starts off retarded in episode 1
>episode 2 starts with evil white racist killer going after poor black driver
It's going to be shit. The entire thing is leaning into the camp aspect of the original series with all that turned up to 11, and is full of shitty modern writing again with the "Dude, 80s music nostalgia!" shit. And do we really need another super ladycop to figure out Dexter/Harrison's identities within a single season again?

>>212635468
Maybe that's why in one of the trailers he tells Harry "I'm done being careful."
Because a new theme of Resurrection is that Dexter is no longer having to hide as much, he's not working for a police department or trying to live a new life under an alias, he's free to be himself more openly than before, and devote more of his time to the vigilante stuff.
>but his new immigrant friends could find out and evict him
Ok so then he has to move a few blocks and find a new apartment, not a big deal.
The stakes and potential consequences are more for Harrison now

i think it's gonna end with dexter taking the fall for one of harrison's murder

>>212632527
Unironically racism
If you the cop was white Dexter would have been in jail

>>212635968
my bet is batista dying, everyone who went after dexter died

>>212620269
>I watched the entirety of the original run
I rewatched the first two season recently and enjoyed them immensely, even though they are a lot more cheesy than I remembered.
The reboot was actually pretty solid until it went full retard the last two episodes (I think, not sure where exactly it went to shit).

>>212635050
Because he literally solved her sister's murder and killed her murderer? I don't get why people are acting like this isn't a good reason for her to not arrest Dexter

>>212625228
Give it to me straight boss.
Did they fuck up the ending for a third fucking time?

>>212635050
What's really crazy is that he got away with killing a cop in a police station while he was in jail. That's desperate plot armor, even by Dexter standards. Dexter is the kind of show that you can't think too hard about. You just have to embrace the entertaining stupidity.

>>212630224
>some random small town cop figured everything out based on a tiny needle entry mark and people didn't clap and cheer?
>okay let's just write a super perfect genius quirky female detective
I should drop the show, but I won't.

>lundy figures out the trinity killer with a 2 second interaction
perfectly fine
>woman notices out the needle that is strange and shouldn't be there at all
wow yikes this isnt realistic at all

>>212635435
>tv told me it was woke.
It is.

>>212636413
>the FBI's top serial killer guy who's been following a serial killer for decades recognizes obvious patterns over years and then puts clues together leading up to who he is
Yes, this is fine.
>a small time cop from out in the sticks notices a mark from a single fucking small gauge needle prick and puts everything together to realize Dexter is the BHB
This is bullshit, and you're genuinely a retarded faggot from reddit if you think otherwise.

>>212636593
the problem isn't angela figuring it out, the problem is batista suddenly bringing bhb up which obviously made her connect the dots

>Angela was able to determine Dexter was the BHB with two wrong google searches
>couldn’t find who was taking the missing girls

>>212635823
This

i know this isn't going to happen but i really want the miami scenes to be shot like the old series and not cinematic

>>212634349
>harrison canonically is 13 too
No he's not. Each season of Dexter is canonically set a year after the previous one (even when the season ends on a cliffhanger or they say it's only been a few weeks).
This makes Harrison 5 at the end of s8 (and I believe they confirm this in dialogue). That was in 2013. It's been 12 years which would make his 17 in 2025.
New Blood was released in 2021, which would make Harrison 13. BUT he was clearly older and closer to 15/16.
Resurrection takes place 10 weeks after New Blood and he's clearly old enough to get a job/his GED, and was released in 2025 where he would be 17.
Thus, we can easily conclude that New Blood was set in the future and took place in 2024 despite being released in 2021. And this explains why no one was complaining/talking about covid.

>>212636691
The problem is absolutely her putting it all together because of the pin prick. She's not invested in the BHB case like the Miami team was. Her obsessing over it and putting it all together was retarded.

>>212635435
Basically it's less woke than the original series. If this is too woke you might as well stop watching anything.

For me, it's the way that it takes Dexter 5 minutes to find the identity of literally any serial killer in the world, regardless of how long they've evaded the police.

>>212624022
He was born in 2005 and was about 16 in new blood. Why do you think he was in highschool? Fucking idiot.

>>212636894
>a serial killer knows how other serial killers think, act, and stalk prey and is also trained in forensics
Yeah damn man. That's crazy.

what would be your finale for Dexter? For me, it's something like the evangelion ending, simple yet effective

>>212630224
They pulled the same shit with the therapist from Rick and Morty with that one writer who self inserted as her
It did nothing but make Rick look like a loser and not a jaded individual who is past any psychology bullshit

>>212626166
Dexter only follows the code when it suits him.

>>212636994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icZDSmqd4I8
they mention electric chairs in the og and original sin
they killed him, people didn't like it
they made him become a lumberjack, people didn't like it
they can only execute him as the bhb at this point

>>212636894
for me it's the way dexter sneaks into every place possible and never gets caught

>>212626399
Why did he still have that African accent after 30 years?

couldn't cuban sandwich man arrest dexter for faking his death, surely that's illegal, taking a dead body from a hospital has got to be illegal too

>>212626938
It was purposefully more graphic, i noticed that too.

>>212637087
Faking your death in an of itself isn't illegal. You just usually have to do illegal things to pull it off.

>>212636854
>Thus, we can easily conclude that New Blood was set in the future
Except for how New Blood makes a point of showing calendars on walls, multiple times I think, which say December 2021.
And then Dex's new driver license in Resurrection says it was issued in March 2022.
The timeline is not ambiguous, Harrison should be 12 or 13 and somehow aged an extra 3 or 4 years

>>212628490
>La Guerta
She was always a scheming cunt and a slut too.

>>212637198
A puta, even.

>>212627109
blacks are like Saiyans, they look 40 when they turn 14 and stay that way until a cop shoots them.

The Estrada and Cartel shit in original sin was way better than this.

>>212637072
I'm okay with it for the most part, but a fucking hotel in New York would have staff moving in and out at all hours of the day and night. Dexter getting through is one thing, but Harrison chopping up a body and not getting caught is retarded.

>>212630651
It aids in the healing process.

>>212637321
Yeah but in original sin it mentions how Dexter eats to satiate the urge for killing

>>212631264
Harry made a big thing of him not bring ready for any physical confrontation.

>>212635823
It's literally a jewish killer that kills uber drivers for fucking up his taxi business. Some of you get more easily triggered than actual woke leftists.

>show led by 3 white straight guys and straight latino guy that's whiter than some of the white americans. none of them dumb or villain
>no gays, lesbians, lgbtwtfroflmaolol-people
>only one black major side character, a taxi driver, that's total bro to dexter and doesn't complain about racism
>even doakes comes back to say that dexter is a good guy
>all 3 major female characters are villains
>no women in unrealistic roles
>no modern feminism, harrison is allowed to rescue a woman
>no forced politics
Still too woke for you.

>>212637187
>And then Dex's new driver license in Resurrection says it was issued in March 2022.
I just checked, you're right. Fuck.
Hmm... I don't really have a good answer other than, for the sake of sanity, I will still continue to pretend that Resurrection is set in 2025 and New Blood in 2024

>>212631695
>overweight
Are you fucking retarded? Hes thinner than he was 20 years ago.

Jesus Christ, Parkinsons fucked him up, poor dude is bruised like an overripe banana. No wonder he didn't want to be in Star Wars again.

>>212632833
Dexter is 5'11 in the show (5'10 irl)
Unless he was 5'5, height wouldn't be a factor with escaping

>>212633946
It's set in 1991

>>212634349
Another retard heard from

>>212637502
he looks rough but his miguel mannerisms were still on point, my favorite flashback by far

>>212637565
Hope they treat him the same way they cured Michael J. Fox. Smiths donated almost as much to Parkinsons research, proportionally to wealth.

>>212635435
Dumb fuck reddit nigger

>>212626938
The victim was a serial rapist and complete asshole towards Harrison, so nah it doesn't bother me. Harrison also enjoys what he is doing, and thus the upbeat music from his perspective.

>>212637395
You're trying way, way too hard. Try reddit, they'll be more receptive.
>all 3 major female characters are villains
Are you actually fucking retarded?

someone make a new thread I need to wait 5 mins for it

>>212630471
>or rather a cubana
>my sister
mfw

>>212637654
Nah, fuck reddit.
>police woman
Villain because he tries to catch Harrison, might end up killed but probably not this season
>uma thurman
Too psycho to be Dexter's love interest, will definitely get killed this season
>krysten kritter
She is serial killer so she fits the code, but she might end up being dexter's love interest

>>212637225
Exactly

>>212637793
>Villain because
That's not a villain, that's an antagonist. I know you're a complete cocksucking retard, but you really need to learn what words mean.

>>212637366
I haven't watched that shit.
>>212637395
>>no women in unrealistic roles
Uma seems a bit over the top