I'm now up 4x unrealized on my Fruit Stripe gum position.

Did I mention it's been vacuum sealed since Nov 2023 (BB Jun 2023)? The gum is still supple to mild/moderate finger pressure. Nobody I repeat nobody I've seen anywhere has vacuum sealed their Fruit Stripe supplies, so I may very well have the absolute best, laboratory grade, Fruit Stripe gum on the planet right now.

What nonstandard speculations are you running, /biz/?