>>714223914
>I was hoping for Kendo on ice.
Nah. "baseball" swings are an immediate suspension, and so is targeting the head (in theory). Also, fighting is a 5min major, and you run the chance to get another 2 for instigating.

>lost so badly that the fans started throwing seafood
you played the red wings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus