Thread 714208301

Happy Canada day /v/! What's your favourite Canadian video game?

inb4 the thread becomes nothing but India hate
Get me out of the godforsaken hellhole

Made in Montreal for tax reasons it still Canadian.

Warframe I guess

>>714208301 (OP)
canada belongs to trump

>Turn on MuchMusic in 1997
>"When I'm Up (I Can't Get Down)" by Great Big Sea starts playing

i guess i played fenyx rising today
happy canada day or whatever, they arent even doing fireworks here because of wildfire risk so its just another day off

>>714208920
Probably this off top of head.

>>714208729
Even normies openly hate jeets now it will happen. Unironically have to hold my nose around them in public.

>>714209003
Yes, I can't wait for MIGA Don to take over and become a goyslave to enrich Israel.

>>714209003
they aren't friends anymore

>>714208301 (OP)
Mass Effect 2 is still a top 3 game for me

>walking in public
>suddenly overpowered by the unbearable stench of shit
>instinctively think it's the nearby jeets and not the septic truck emptying a port-o-poty at a job site

This is my favorite Canadian video game.

Economy is tanking. Things are already expensive as hell. Nintendo announces it will make their products more expensive because of market conditions.

T.. Thanks Nintendo

>>714209581
>mid-june
>25 degrees outside
>hear bollywood music
>jeet walking to his job at the singh hortons in a full winter parka
>holding his phone speaker up to his ear, no headphones
>can smell him across the street

>>714209117
This but Home by Econoline Crush

LETTER TIME

>>714208301 (OP)
MDK2

My country is rotted with brownoids, filthy and disgusting

>>714208301 (OP)
>>714208729
>>714209964
I can't wait until the US invades us. Alberta deserves better than this.

>>714208301 (OP)
That game aboot a boot

>>714208301 (OP)
Didn't see a single canadian flag flying today, usually they're all over cars. This fake country is over.

The MediEvil PS4 remake was developped on Prince Edward Island of all places so I guess that if it counts.

>>714208301 (OP)
canada makes games?

>>714209324
Unironically yes. My family was shittalking them at Christmas. I bet you 80% of people who were here before even 2015 hate the jeets, even jeets that came here 20 years ago.

>>714211543
>even jeets that came here 20 years ago.
Anyone who actually had to go through a proper immigration and citizenship process should have even more reason to hate all the jeets that are just get to come in the country for free now.

>>714208301 (OP)
dbd before the gay shit

>>714209003
After the total disaster trump's birthday parade was?
Not even elon's Nazisim could save it.

>>714209117
>Much died after Chum was bought out by CTV
>YTV is a soulless husk of SpongeBob reruns and the same shitty DreamWorks movies every night
>Tim Hortons has been reduced to stake donuts sold by street shitters
>Carney is going full retard and trying to make Canada part of the EU
>No good jobs because all the jeets in HR are just hiring their own cousins
>The grocery prices meme gets worse everyday
>Few under 40 will every be able to afford an apartment, let alone a home.
>Can't go anywhere without seeing faggots, junkies, and immigrants
Happy Canada Day.

>Grind all the Secret Weapon side quests in Red Green Online
>The women still don't find me handsome OR handy
Fix this shit, Blizzard!

>>714212484
>>714212194
No Discipline.

>>714212194
>disaster
Your cherry picked footage? Also it was less about Trump's birthday and more of a celebration of 250 years of our armed forces who defend this soon to be great again nation. Just because the marches aren't as eye catching as those in commie hellholes is only a testament to the fact our military actually achieves real objectives and isn't obsessed with pride parades.

>>714212591
Shouldn't have picked Ranger Gord.

>>714212880
>defending it
embarrassing

>>714212882
>Childhood is thinking that Ranger Gord is a loser
>Adulthood is envying that he has his own freedom and personal space in the woods
All he needs is a a Starlink connection or something and he has my ideal lifestyle.

YOU GOTTA BALANCE FOOD AND ACTIVITY
WORKING TOGETHER
THE BODY ELECTRICITY

Hated this smug son of a bitch always bragging about how he could put his arm back on.

These stupid fucks keep getting into my chips and EVERY FUCKING TIME I put them outside they find their way back in.
Yet I don't have the nerve to kill them...

>>714210568
Yes, I can't wait to be draftable for the war in Israel.
Trump and America are faggots of a different flavour. I just want to go back to how things used to be.

>>714208301 (OP)
Jagged Alliance 2, just one of the nearly five good things about Canada.

>play with some canadians
>never know unless they mention it
>play with some rad shitcunt ozzie chuds who crack me up every time
>newzealanders are assholes
>bongs are good if theyre anglo and not a muzzturd.
>even play with boers who live in the commonwealth countries

i guess the EH HOSER HOCKEY canadians dont play the games i do to notice them.

>>714208301 (OP)
Eternal Darkness. Also ME2

>>714212880
>He's pushing literal trump propaganda to defend it.
News flash, the 250th anniversary was already being planned, trump only forced the parade in his honor to celebrate his birthday after he got back in office.

Fun fact: the soldiers were more pristine/coordinated in Obama's Veterans Day parade than trumps' birthday one. The attitudes of the soldiers are night and day too.
https://youtu.be/unHaJLuFNfA
Before trump's shills try to throw the soldiers under the bus, this has nothing to do with them being poorly trained or whatever excuses being put out, it has to do with the soldiers not being interested in being used as props by the admin. The Veteran Day parade was about honoring the troops, trump's birthday parade was about honoring him, so don't be shocked that soldiers involved in trump's birthday parade would do the absolute bare minimum.

>>714213370
>STAY ALERT!
>STAY SAFE!

>>714213919
bioware edmonton doesnt even exist.

>>714208301 (OP)
>kaneda

>>714213703
>Yes, I can't wait to be draftable for the war in Israel.
>this time for SURE it's happening
Self-imposed humiliation ritual.

>>714213990
Gert owes me sex.

>>714208301 (OP)
There are Canadian video games?

>thread about canadian video games
>amerifats can't help but insert themselves and their president as the centre of conversation

>>714213183
Are manned watchtowers like that even a thing anymore? Or is it like lighthouses where it's all automated now?

>>714209354
you already do this for india
why the double standard?

>>714213183
>is dedicated, takes pride in his job and does it to a tee
>is completely forgotten by the government and goes insane
a little too on the nose

>>714214574
Okay, I was going to post some North Korean Banter, but fine, what is your favorite Canadian Developer made game?

>>714208301 (OP)
>Happy Canada day
As if you can even call this third world shithole 'Canada' any more. Nothing to celebrate.

Dead by Daylight unironically. That or Dead Space remake.

>>714208301 (OP)
PAW Patrol Grand Prix and PAW Patrol World.

>>714210816
Some highlights from a quick browse of top sellers on Steam:
>Dead by Daylight
>Warframe
>Assassin's Creed series
>Balatro
>Age of Empires IV
>Dead Space remake
>Knights of the Old Republic
>Mass Effect trilogy
>Cuphead
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
>Tunic
>Don't Starve
>Far Cry series
>Inscryption
>Pizza Tower
>Deus Ex: Human Revolution

>just in time for Canada Day, Nintendo announces it's going to increase the prices of everything Switch 1 related
t-thanks Nintendo

>>714208729
i wish they weren't so disgusting
seriously i don't want to hate them but they're just so hate-able

I just want to say sorry.
Sorry.

Skate

>>714214590
I've read some recent /x/ stories they're still around. I'd like to give it a go even though I'm unmotivated as hell

>>714211845
Not Canadian, but in America at least that attitude totally exists among legal immigrants, they hate illegals and are 100 percent against illegal amnesty because it devalues their achievement. That citizenship test is a bitch.

>>714215029
Seriously. I know people who are braindead as fuck and think this is a magical place and the greatest place on earth. I got shunned from talking shit about mass migration I even got hit with "how does it affect you personally?"
Sick of this place I want out

>>714213690
Saw the new cg one? Fucking souless crap

>>714215364
Oh shit, this ludokino is canadian?

>>714215790
Move south retard if you're too inpatient. Iran first, then Gaza, then you or Greenland so you could get your green card before then.

>>714215790
sounds like you weren't able to come up with a good argument on the spot and now you're coping KEK

>>714215680
Legals that arrived after the year 2000 are all going back they are all ungrateful and will never see themselves as Canadian or American. The other day I was reading youtube comments about Canada and there was one comment that really pissed me off.
>As a Filipino immigrant this is not the Canada I loved. It's time for me to pack up and move to America
Fucking pussy ass faggot immigrants don't give a singular fuck about their new home country they just want more and more they'll just jump ship as soon as it's bad. We are taught to worship immigrants like they are higher beings. I'm so fucking pissed I never used to give a fuck about any of this shit
>>714215989
I'm white, I can't get into America. I fucking love America and would die for it (not israel)

>>714212326
It never ceases to amaze me how far my fellow leafs will go to destroy their own communities just to avoid looking "american". all of this current shit could have been avoided if, at any point before the past two decades, we had any semblance of sensible policy.

>>714216042
It's a lost cause no one gives a fuck as long as the water's running everything's fine.

>>714208301 (OP)
i don't like life

>>714216093
You can still get in if you're white, you just have to meet the standards that we used to require every immigrant to meet. Those being you have to be among the best in whatever field you work in.

>>714216362
That's the thing I'm not creme of the crop. I make less than 100k

>>714216362
>Those being you have to be among the best in whatever field you work in.
Picking crops isn't really my thing because I sunburn too easily.

>>714216093
bro really fell for the youtube propaganda bot comment

>>714216571
Nah I've spoken to people IRL and I hear the same story time and time again. Everyone's fed up and wants to leave.

>canada thread
>it's ameribrap chuds babbling about 51st state, and canadian/non-canadian chuds seething about immigrants

>>714216663
it doesn't change the fact that you still got uppity about a youtube comment
use your critical thinking skills

Warframe. i love playing this stealth archer frog

>>714216545
Learn to read, you troglodyte.

>>714216810
Are you surprised? There's not much else to do in Canada now because everything is fucking expensive, our government has abandoned us, and over half the country is retarded.

>>714216509
work harder dumbass or you're no better than those immies
>>714216810
a failure of a policy is still a failure no matter who is opposed to it

>>714213692
Holy shit anon! Aren't those guys endangered! You should be grateful!

>>714215926
Made in Vancouver. Their offices used to be right next to the Scienceworld skytrain station.

>>714217085
>our government has abandoned us

Welcome to being a white person in modern western civilization. Do not enjoy your stay.

>>714217326
Well shit, you guys are alright.
Sorry about all the jeets

>>714208301 (OP)
Day of Infamy for sure; it's too bad it got killed for insurge: Shitstorm
The original commercial insurgency is good as well
Jagged Alliance 2 is a pretty high contender as well
A few Canadian-made autism simulators are also quite good; like Mon Bazou and the Long Dark as well
>>714209003
Good I simply cannot wait for an influx of groids and an increase in our already dangerous levels of screenwriter-americans
Like pajeets aren't bad enough as it is

>Watch the news
>Story about Canada Day celebration downtown
>Only people who showed up are retarded "Elbows up" boomers and injuns and immigrants asking for more gibs.

>>714209964
Elbows up retards, it's time to spend 900 CA for a switch 2. Its also time to give up your Internet privacy willingly because we have to save the children

>>714208301 (OP)
>Happy Canada day /v/!
Fuck off.

>>714213692
Need to copy Alberta' rat patrol and use those tactics on HHs

>>714217634
I stopped going downtown like a decade ago because it's an absolute shit-fest of drug addicts, violent alcoholics and every street smelling like pot.
K-Days has better fireworks, daily, anyway.

>>714213805
Newfies are rare to hear online and most canadians that game are in BC and ontario from my experience

>>714208301 (OP)
Cuphead

Most of their games are rather bad.

>>714217795
i was just about to say how is everyone seething instead of posting this kino

>>714208301 (OP)
who cares about canada
it's a brown country with no identity

>leaf nostalgia thread

rare but I got to join in

Need for speed most wanted
Hongcouver had some cool studios

>>714208301 (OP)
There's probably some that I like better, but Dungeons of Dredmor is apparently Canadian developed, so I'll go with that.

>>714208301 (OP)
>does Canada even have video games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ns9FOxZTx8

BEAST WAAAAAAARS

>>714217634
>check CBC to see if there's any more fires, people dying or missing children (that one "animal attack" sounds just like the beginning of a zombie outbreak story)
>HURR DURR ITS HARD BUT ME CHOOSING TO STAY IN CANADA MAKES ME CANADIAN - by Ratjeet
> I'M CANADIAN, BUT I TOOK A PLEDGE TO MY COLONIZERS - by Sukjeeta
>every other Canada Day article mostly features asians or indians in the picture
Treaudeu was a mistake, and even he knew he fucked up. Over a fucking decade of decay under his government, yet they fucking voted liberal again anyway because of what Trump said.

>>714217625
oh shit? i love canada now

>>714218280
Yeah
Sleeping Dogs sequel NEVER EVER

>

>>714218414
>Brampton aka little pajeetistan
Unsurprising

>>714214758
based computer lab enjoyer

>>714218414
do jeets not like fireworks now?

>>714214590
I know they still exist in Northern Ontario and Alberta.
However unlike the American ones, you usually have a whole ass house next to your tower to live in.

>>714218363
yep
made by guys who left Rockstar Vancouver
speaking of

>>714218414
Weird how they never talk about banning fireworks around Diwali.

THEODORE! HES A TUGBOAT!

>>714218414
I live in saarey and cops literally do not do shit on halloween/canada day nor xyz jeet holiday
I doubt they actually fine people kek

>watching TV at boomer parent's place
>four different Tim's commercials
>one about the "Canadian dream" carefully edited to hide jeets
Why the hell are they spamming commercials?

>>714218597
My nigga.

>they play your favorite game but with random rule
>scream at the TV like an autist because they are doing it wrong

>>714218523
Only of their holy days

>>714218690
it's how they control boomers

>>714218786
>Parents watch news talking about fucking retarded authoritarian bullshit known as C-63.
>Dismiss my complaints about it as saying I should be grateful we have Carney and not Trump.
Unironically.

>>714218792
I hated this show more than I hate Caillou. And I really hate that bald faggot.

>>714218690
>Why the hell are they spamming commercials?
because they're the only ones willing to pay the price to run ads on conventional TV.

>>714218263
>shows you uncensored full frontal nudity on Saturday around dinner time.

>>714218926
man the boomers in the country are literally retarded.

I mean its mind boggling

>>714208920
>>714213738
>>714213919
>>714215162
>>714217021
>>714217795
>>714217840
I wasn't familiar with Canada's game.

Anyone else here live in Windsor? It's gotten pretty shit lately.

>>714218926
All PP had to do to secure the election was respond to the Trump threats. Instead he fucked around and blew the biggest political lead in Canadian history.

Every party in this country are bloodsucking leeches that should be barred from office for life.

>>714219091
Nah, Newmarket here. White as hell growing up and it's at the point the local Wal-Mart is exclusively staffed by genuinely stinky Indians who barely speak English.

>>714218742
Kino, this and DoW 2

>>714218414
>Bramladesh
Anyone got that webm of jeets setting off fireworks in a movie theater?

Used to get up early in the morning to watch Comedy Central before school. This, SCTV, In Living Color, Kids in the Hall, Red Green Show... good times man.

>>714219091
>>714219168
ottawa here.

first it was filipino spam
then indian spam
indians hire other indians while phasing out white people

and then theres the somalians,africans,muslims and other trash

>>714218981
>That one episode about the top less fashion show in Italy
>uncovered supermodel tities bouncing all over the place
>all those nude photoshoot episodes where you saw full bush
It was like they were specifically trying to destroy my middleschool dick.

>>714219091
Anon, everywhere is becoming shit. Jeet locusts are in the boonies, cities, even the freezing hellholes.

>>714208301 (OP)
Milk in bags
>>714210518
European or Canadian?

Kinda wish I lived in Yellowknife or Whitehorse, bros. The territories just seem cozy, cold year round, and to the point any immigrants would probably actually just die if they lived there from temperatures they're not used to. You even get some whacky shit like a month of pure night and a month of pure day.

>>714219260
Also Ottawa here. I was fine with the others but the sheer number of Indians was far too high. I'm out by Algonquin and it's just thousands of them everywhere. Like fuck man at least pick some other countries. The smell is also unbearable; they straight up don't shower.

>watch YTV right after school
>digimon, pokemon, dragon ball Z BACK TO FUCKING BACK
>1.5 HOURS OF KINO
>then late at night
>put on teletoon
>cyber six, undergrads, and other adultish kino

>>714219356
sounds like a story right out of pic rel or goosebumps

>>714219440
Am warehouse fag and we have this one jeet truck driver who genuinely smells like he hasn't bathed ever.

>all these seething yt boys
Cope. We are here to stay. You lost.

>>714219260
the food places are doing punjabi menus near me.....

way too many indians

>>714209117
I am the fountain of affection, an instrument of joy. To keep the good times rolling, I’m the boy, I’m the boy.

>>714208301 (OP)
Jagged alliance 2

>>714219440
yea I remember in 2013 or something thinking thats kind of weird theres brown asian looking people everywhere but they were nice enough and other than the quantities they didnt really cause issues.

but fucking indians man... even one jeet is a problem

>>714219260
Requirements: Must speak Punjabi

>>714219531
Just fucking shower (WITH SOAP), and use deodorant and I have no issues.

>>714219434
Downside is they're expensive as all hell due to being in the middle of nowhere

>>714219531
Enjoy the rolling black outs and mass deaths in the winter when we're gone.

>>714208301 (OP)
My first thought was NFS High Stakes even though the PC version was made by EA's Seattle studio. But the PS1 version by EA Canada has its upsides so I'm still going with that.

>>714219568
Ottawa also has a big Lebanese population but they're pretty chill dudes with banging food. The indians offer nothing but cheap labour. Net loss for society.

>>714219541
every security guard is indian
every truck driver is indian
every amazon driver is indian

>>714219691
Yup, never one seen a jeet working in any form of maintenance or repair job.

>>714215436
Skate was canadian?
Fuck I forgot all about that game, skate 3 was peak 360 era, brings back good memories.

>>714219786
Every fast food worker, every retail employee

>>714208301 (OP)
Probably Death Road to Canada. Simple premise, lots of variety, funky soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHmIE_4EGBU

>>714219691
>when we're gone.
That'll take atleast a hundred years
Also, im sure we'll manage
>>714219621
I don't even leave my house.

>>714219786
>every truck driver is indian
And they cheat on the tests to pass.

Skate 1-3. Fuck this country and everyone in it

>>714219856
>Go to local mall for hair cut
>Go to food court
>Literally every single employee was a fucking jeet
>So fucking disgusted I go to the other side of the mall for the overpriced Italian style Pizza place that employees a few whites.

>>714219885
>I don't even leave my house.
Well most of them do and they stink up pretty much every public space.

>>714219918
well yeah they're hired by other indians at this point
it's impossible to stop

>>714219865
Great game, I didn't realize it was Canadian (despite the name)

>>714219865
Got a sequel announced the other day too, fucking love Death Road. Mod support and online multiplayer are two big features.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545200/Space_Dingus/

>yfw leaf tax payers literally PAY to subsidize wages of j33t workers
>yfw LMIA/work permit fraud

GOD why THE FUCK DO THEY STILL GIVE STREET SHITTERS WORK PERMITS AFTER DOING FAKE SCHOOL COURSES

>>714219434
Come to yellowknife anon you will regret it

>>714219568
I never minded the Philippenis people since most of them seemed to be aware that they are fifth monkeys and could be pretty funny

>>714219837
Yup, Black Box was based in Burnaby, BC. They also made most 6 gen Need For Speed games.

>>714219918
>instructor school is jeet
>hand out fake license for $$$$$$
>indians are universally agreed to be the absolute WORST DRIVERS
>daily wrecks

that humboldt wreck? remember ? that was caused by a jeet.

thats what radicalized me.

>>714219856
>single bedroom home with 5+ cars outside

>>714219885
>Also, im sure we'll manage
Yeah, just look at South Africa.

>>714219256
Wayne and Shuster were comfy Canadian kino
https://youtu.be/I2BRlR3f9Yk?si=EgeuJjNyV42YtMpX

>>714219983
Because like 4 companies own every political party in this godforsaken country, and they all want cheap labour.

>>714219975
>it's impossible to stop
not legally

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45548675-Canadian-Games-Devs/sale/canadiansgamessale
What's the point of this? How many of these games are actually Canadian developed?

>>714220082
Same here
A lot of them are firearms enthusiasts which is nice
Every other immigrant group happily votes away gun rights for promises of more gibs, but not them

>>714220096
>watch 6 dudes go into 1 apartment unit in my building

>>714220129
>liberal (full retard)
>conservative (liberal lite)
>NDP (even more retard)
>PPC (less retard but nobody cares)

>>714220159
as far as I can see its just the games that are tagged in the "Canadian Game Devs" group

>>714219014
If I'm not mistaken, I believe the Dawn of War games were made in Canada as well. Most of the voices were Canadian, too.

>>714220096
>>714220209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MSLYErCOU

>>714219975
It's actually against the Charter for Indians to just hire other Indians, but it's hard to prove because the only people affected by it are too poor to hire lawyers and investigators who would actually be able to bring these fuckers to court

>>714220310
You act like the courts would ever admit non-whites can be racist.

>poopjeet weasels there way into a job because of some fuckery
>bit by bit white people are either given less hours so they quit on their own or straight up fired

>>714220310
humans rights council requests should be free

but there's no groups that are trying to help white people get their case heard

>>714220363
It just needs to happen to at least a Pakistani, Jew, or Fillipino as well and they'll go after it

>>714220209
W-what are they doing in there?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1088850/Marvels_Guardians_of_the_Galaxy/

eidos-montreal made this slop

has anyone tried this?

The worst thing about the indians is that they're more racist than we are.

>>714220310
They get away with it by adding a language requirement, like how Chinese restaurants hire only Chinese workers

>>714220480
>capeshit
No.

>taking public transit
>2 indians facetiming with who the fuck knows
>no headphones
>blasting audio max volume on the fucking bus

Holy fuck I can't wait to get a car.

>>714220449
The needfuk saar

>>714220449
Wallowing in their own filth

>>714220498
Those requirements can still be proven to be discriminatory

I have two degrees and can barely find a shitty warehouse job with an hour and a half commute. Any time I apply to a real company, some jeet in HR ends up hiring his cousin instead. I hate this country.

>>714220534
tell them to shut up

>>714218742
>CANADIANS! THIS IS NOT YOUR WAR! STAND DOWN NOW!
>go fuck yourself kraut

>>714220649
They don't understand english anon

Lil India.

>>714220649
>tell them to shut up
>Tonight on the news, hate incidents against new Canadians on the rise. Here's what experts say needs to be done.

>>714220735
they don't need to understand English. jeets are dumb as fuck but they can still recognize body language and a verbal barrage of anger

point at their phone and start screaming into their ears

>>714220845
And wind up on youtube? No thanks.

Alright. I've got about 100 US bucks and give no fucks about trade wars or tarrifs or whatever and have been alternating between US and canadian beer so my judgement is imparied. I want to hear from you hosers north of me on some of the MOST canadian games I can get, and I don't just mean address, I mean culturally. So, not like any ubisoft trash.

I have already gotten CURLING, TAKE OUT WEIGHT 2 today. Pic related.

Pure jealousy in this thread

>>714220817
Good. I'm as aggro as all the homeless the government shunted here.
>y-y-you're racist!
I am.
>>714220894
lol

>>714220449
Packed together like the corporate slaves they are.
Also found out recently some places have sponsor contracts, which helps them get their citizenship, but in exchange they have to work there for 10+ years. If something happens and they lose their job, then they risk getting deported. Fucking imagine being stuck working at Tim's for a decade lmao.

>>714220490
We are as in 4chan? Is taht possilbe?

Remember when communists burned down all those churches over a bunch of dead Indian kids even though no bodies or evidence were ever found and the government and media went along with it anyway?

>>714220671
I remember this becasuse they called the german whermacht hosers.

>>714220913
NHL 2004.

>>714220953
We're not talking about academically gifted Indians that can positively impact society. We're talking about the mass import of a corporate slave army that can barely string a sentence together and takes personal offense to the concept of hygiene.

Are you guys looking forward to needing to hire an interpreter to help you navigate the country you were born in?

>>714220096
There are so many boarding houses in Mississauga and Brampton now. Shit is leaking into Halton now.

>>714221273
Already at that point lol. Went to the Toronto Zoo in 2023, every other guest was a shit skin, all the women in hijabs/niqabs, and not one word of English was being spoken.

>>714221205
holy fuck you just reminded me about this show I used to like.

>>714220953
If Indians are so smart, why is India such a hellhole?

>>714221356
Did you leave ASAP?

>>714221376
>George accidentally sleeps on a book
>suddenly intelligent
kino
I heard the original Quebecois version was better but I've never seen it
The actress who played Ms. Atoll voiceacted a character in the nu-Doos Ecks

>>714221141
Done. I don't know a single thing about hockey or why 2004 over any other other that Don Cherry is canadian John Madden.

Jeets are a literal plague that will doom humanity.

>>714221637
You know it's bad when they even made Treaudeu apologize for letting them in.

Did any of you guys go to Anime North?

>>714221628
>John Madden
The puck (flattened black football) has to get into the net (end zone). Each time that happens your team gets a goal (touchdown). Faceoffs occur at the start. Think a scrimmage except the center is the ref and both sides get a quarterback and it's a battle for control of the puck.
You can legally smash your character into another character against the wall that has the puck.

That's pretty much it.

>>714220953
>indians make up less 3% of the us population saar and are mopping the floor in schools and colleges, look at this spelling bee winner he is a indian saar
Wow that's really impressive, maybe when he graduates he'll be the first indian to speak english when he gives me my coffee at Tim Hortons. Oh right, I avoid places that only hire indians so that won't happen ever

>>714221850
No but hoping to do FanExpo if my attempts to meet people on /soc/ ever fucking pay off.

>>714221483
No because someone else drove.

>>714222109
I was going to say you could have met a bunch of anons at Anime North but if you're wading through the shithole that is /soc/, you're retarded.

>>714222165
I don't have a car since poor fag who doesn't need one to work and so AN is too much of a pain in the ass to get too. FanExpo is right by Union Station.

>>714221850
No, I live in Hongcouver so I'm going to go to Anime Revolution for the first time in over a decade.

>>714221039
Wait til you hear about the Holocaust

>>714217742
>live in calgary
>go to taste of calgary event, outdoor expo of a bunch of different restaurants with foodtrucks where you pay at the ticket booth and give tickets to the food trucks for stuff
>it is quite literally 95% brown people
>event staff spend half the event screaming from megaphones stating to all the brown people that you cant pay for food with money at the trucks and you need to get tickets from the booths
it's all so tiresome

>>714208301 (OP)
>Canada
What's that and why does it deserve a day? is like pride month?

>>714219981
Yeah I'm stoked for the online multiplayer in that one.

>>714222582
>average American intelligence

>>714222010
Huh. There's apparently a BRUISE CONTROL button and the game lets you beat the crap out of each other, but for some reason you're not allowed to bring your stick.

And it turns out I'm terrible at fighting, and you're only allowed to have so many people in jail for fighting at once.

>>714221496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccHIGymuHEA
the entire first season is on that channel, and im pretty sure you can find all the episodes in pieces through youtube. It's coming to Crave on August 1st (if you're subbed to that)

>>714222582
How much are you giving to the synagogue on the 4th?

>>714222582
Dominion Day was given to us by the King (who was given Right to Rule by God)
Independence day is a closer analogue to pride month, being about "self identification" and rebelling against one's betters and all that

Whites slowly going extinct like this is pathetic. I hope the last of us go down like the I Am Legend guy at least.

>>714222694
>but for some reason you're not allowed to bring your stick
For safety reasons. There's rules around not being able to hit others with the stick.

You can beat the shit out of each other with sticks in Lacrosse, though.

>>714222109
try /cgl/ for con frens

>>714222771
oh shit, thanks

>>714208301 (OP)
have you guys heard of this little canadian gem?

>>714223050
Lacrosse is cool but its really only a thing for southern Ontario chugs
All the other native groups never fucked around with it
strange it became the national sport

the only positive thing about this country is that i can grow weed in my backyard

>>714223175
>southern Ontario chugs
Really? I played Lacrosse in highschool and I'm in B.C. so that's news to me. Maybe it got banned like touch football for being too manly.

What are some good games from Quebec?
Deus Ex Human Revolution aside

>>714223094
I'll give it a try in August then. Fuck cosplaying again and I am standard neckbeard but fucking love taking photos with real camera so hopefully that will be enough for some group to take me in.

>>714220480
apparently it's "decent" which is an incredibly high bar these days

>>714222279
FanExpo is fucking garbage.

>Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
>Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on

>>714223246
That's not a positive at ALL
Fucking dope smokers voted a bunch of stupid shit into this country just so they could make themselves even more retarded

>>714220480
Beat it. It's amusing enough to beat once and then immediately forget.

>>714219691
>Enjoy the rolling black outs and mass deaths in the winter when we're gone.
It would be funny if white people leave America and Canada and mass migrate to Europe.

>>714223259
I mean traditionally; BC native groups didn't fuck around with it iirc
obviously it became more widespread after it became sporterized and such but it took a lot of gov't policy to make it a thing

>>714223453
Ah yeah I have no idea then. The only thing I remember culturally about chugs is the Sun Dance from gr.8 social studies and them being able to make bombass smoked salmon. And I guess pemmican.

Probably just more HEYA HOYA things.

>>714223439
I know a guy who literally moved to Ukraine because he could no longer stand the Jeets
Literally to a country at war
And he was only a quarter Ukrainian descent and medically unfit for military service so its not even like a real "return to defend the fatherland" type thing

>>714223352
>american team keeps making fun of my saying "eh"
STOP IT
IT'S MEANT TO BRING YOU INTO THE CONVERSATION BY INDIRECTLY ASKING YOUR OPINION

>>714219520
I live in the white part of Vancouver Island so there aren't many jeets here but occasionally when I go to Walmart there will be a jeet guy working there and you smell them before you see them sometimes even in the next isle over, I've literally been walking past an isle and smelled one a good 8 - 10 feet away because they have such a powerful smell aura. I don't understand how anyone could let it get that bad.
Also most Canadian vidya is bad because so many Canadian games are made by Jewbisoft Montreal or Bioware. Most unfortunate.

>>714223610
Yeah, its all kinda truncated so it can fit into a grade eight social studies class but there actually is a lot of neat stuff in chug culture and history
The academic field is unfortunately replete with white marxists so its not a fun thing to study at uni either

Why the FUCK is /v/ incapable of talking about Video Games?

More games should be set in the Rockies

is this how the gays flirt in surrey?

>>714223818
because video games suck

>>714223050
Strange. Punching each other is also against the rules, and you get sent to ice jail. I was hoping for Kendo on ice.

I tried the NBA jam hockey game,, and lost so badly that the fans started throwing seafood. It's strange that the more serious game allows for more fighting than the NBA jam game.

>>714223818
Name some canadian as fuck games then that shows me all about canada. 30 shill threads a day and I can't even spend my money.

>>714223326
Only way to meet certain people here though. Smallville cast is there this year and want a photo with Erica Durance.

.>>714208301 (OP)
Canadians are just Quebec larpers, but at least they made Warframe. It used to be good.

>>714223757
>the white part of Vancouver
>the white part
So east hastings? Everywhere else is chinese or indian, the fucking triad owns the coast to the fraser valley.

>>714223840
I live in Surrey, where the hell even is this?

>>714223760
>but there actually is a lot of neat stuff in chug culture and history
I'm sure there is. Apparently the Okanagan band named a mountain Niggertoe Mountain.
>>714223914
>Punching each other is also against the rules, and you get sent to ice jail.
It's more of a formality than anything.

>>714224034
Vancouver ISLAND

>>714224084
>the white part of vancouver island
So oak bay? Embarrasing.....

Every Canadian itt needs to read this book.
>Guy explains 60 years ago that the Liberal Party would destroy Canada's identity and turn it into another globohomo liberal secular shithole
>that's exactly what happened

>>714211543
>even jeets that came here 20 years ago
literally yes, at my office there's an older Indian dude that immigrated here back in the 90's, and all he does is say the most racist shit I've ever heard about the new generation of jeets that work there. My favorite was "I came to this country to get away from the exact kind of people you all are"

Imagine having rats lmao

>>714223914
>I was hoping for Kendo on ice.
Nah. "baseball" swings are an immediate suspension, and so is targeting the head (in theory). Also, fighting is a 5min major, and you run the chance to get another 2 for instigating.

>lost so badly that the fans started throwing seafood
you played the red wings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus

>>714224168
Same with one of my brother's friend. Guy is like 40, stupid fucking successful, and my brother says he's the second biggest jeet hater he knows behind me.

>>714224147
If you don't live here you don't know the demographics but some cities are like 96% White, many such cases here

>>714224052
They were talking about Green Timbers Park

>>714224151
Yeah its pretty tragic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh3kYe6ZAXc

>>714208301 (OP)
Cuckold Simulator.

>>714224315
I go for runs there, I'm never looking at anyone again

>>714224220
I din't play. I got my ass BEAT by an action packed trip to detroit by 8 points.. I thought I would take the Canadian team, but with the dyslexic spelling, but they have the Disney team with the korean named paul. I didn't know they had asians on ice.

>>714224303
You're cracked if you think anywhere on Vancouver island is a "white haven" or "90% white".

Victoria is 1/4 pinoy, 1/2 chinese and 1/4 indian with the remaining 1/4 of whites containing mostly boomers who are so retarded they deserve immediate violent death.

Anywhere more north is CHUG LAND. Duncan? Chugland. Any whites there? Literal junkies and wastes. That continues into nanaimo, ladysmith and all the way into port alberni. Then you have a couple ancient white hippies that live in tofino and renfrew and shit, but again, CHUGLAND.

so your "90% white van island" claim is fucking retarded unless your considering the crack heads of duncan to be a lovely example of the white race.

Source, born and raised on this rock.

>>714224447
I mean that park looks huge, they are probably referring to some trails off the main trail.

>>714224220
what do they do with the octopuses? Make cats happy?

>>714224652
stop trying to lure anon onto your rape trails

>>714224628
Based vancouver island hater

>>714223969
>Smallville cast
is Allison Mack gonna be there?

>>714224628
>You're cracked if you think anywhere on Vancouver island is a "white haven" or "90% white".
Look up the demographics of places North of those shitholes like Courtenay, Campbell River, Parksville, Qualicum Beach, etc. They are all 90% white.

Just a friendly reminder that Indians have better hygiene than wh*tes who are literally the smelliest race and try to cover up their foul stench with deodorants and axe sprays while Indians bathe more frequently.

>>714218792
This bitch ruined a marriage, btw

>>714224930
good

>>714224803
https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/celebrities/
No deranged sex cult commander for you. Just Tom, Michael, and Erica. I assume security will warn people not to ask about Allison.

>>714220084
>humboldt
QRD?

>>714224919
good morning sir

>>714225056
Entire junior hockey team, all in their prime dead or paralyzed by a wretched insect who should have been destroyed shortly after birth crashed its truck into their bus

As a Canadian, I'm indoctrinated to believe that hockey is the most skill-based sport. But not only that, but that other sports such as baseball and football should also be played on ice to increase the skill ceiling.

>>714209993
>Holding phone to his ear without headphones
I've noticed every 3rd world immigrant does this, bonus points if they're loudly listening to an unspecific family member chattering away in their native language while clearly doing normal shit around the house. It's like they call people just to stay connected to them, without any interest in talking.

>>714224628
I've been to Vancouver a few times and it always surprises me that most of the druggies and streetshitters are actually white people (and natives). Indians are the ones working the hard jobs while chinks are rich boomers or trust fund babies from the mainland.

>>714225056
small town in Saskatchewan. Youth Hockey Team's bus was leaving for a playoff game when a jeet Semi driver smashed through them running a Stop sign.
A bunch of them died, along the coach and some other staff and a lot of the survivors were left permanently paralyzed.

>>714225203
Brown's lack a inner monologue so need others to be a recurring voice foe them.

>>714224863
No they aren't. They're "white" but their dad is John Jackson from the nanaimo tribe you fucking retard, or if they are a true white guy they're on the verge of death due to their severe drug and alcohol abuse.

So no, it's mainly natives living there that pretend they're white because they hate themselves so much, and then the real whites are so awful you'd almost rather have shit skins ruining everything. I actually have to see and touch these people daily, not look up a spoofable internet statistic.

>>714224491
Paul Kariya is of japanese descent, actually. There's a bunch of good players of asian descent. Currently there's Nick Suzuki, the Montreal Canadiens captain (his brother Ryan is in the AHL), Jason Robertson of the Dallas Stars, and his brother Nick on the Toronto Maple Leafs.

>>714224687
they twirl it around. I guess they dispose of it.

>>714225283
Yes

>>714225281
I've lived here for over 20 years bro I don't know what to tell you but its all white people here. We're getting encroached on slowly by Filipinos and some Asians but its still overwhelmingly white and all the Natives rarely live anywhere outside the reservations.

It's weird to think that Canada was a reaction against two different liberal movements, both the American Revolution for the Anglo, and the French Revolution for the Franco, and was so conservative that they were considered "more European than Europe" by observers in the early 20th century; yet ended up becoming one of the gayest, feminized, trooned, kiked, and browned countries in a few decades. What having a corporate logo for a flag and no founding myth does to a mf

>>714225221
It's because the entire countries worth of drug addicts are shipped here because the elements kill them everywhere else (as nature intended). Alot of these guys are long time users too, you'd be a west coast junkie for 20 years before fentanyl came in and killed enough of them that their median age and life expectancy went down severely.

>>714225227
was the media hiding the fact he was an indian? I remember the crash clearly but never heard that part at all

>>714225523
Not just this country, either, but from a lot of states down south.

>>714225532
I dunno, maybe? I remember hearing about how he got deported back to India after his prison sentence was up, Liberals were super pissed about it because of fucking course they were.

>>714225491
Trudeau 1 ruined it by legalizing homosexuality and introducing multiculturalism.
Trudeau 2 finished the job.

>>714225474
You have massive blinders on and are in denial. It's easy to pretend everything is okay and everyone is white when you live in qualicum with the 40 other white people that live there (half of who only live there for 4 months out of the year).

>>714223623
>I know a guy who literally moved to Ukraine because he could no longer stand the Jeets
lol I hope he's doing well.

>>714225491
>he gayest, feminized, trooned, kiked, and browned countries
These things were exported to Canada by American coast-dwellers
Canada, by virtue of having similar consumer behaviours but a lower population than the US, along with a massive shared border and big economic exchange, is almost always used as a test market for everything cooked up in the US, bound for US targets eventually

We went from being 97% white, having the fourth largest navy in the world, flying jets off of aircraft carriers, developing a MiG-25 before the MiG-25, and having feared soldiers considered elite by both enemies and allies, to basically being an absolute joke with a non-functional obese military with permanently broken submarines. Not a serious country at all.

>>714225221
>I've been to Vancouver a few times and it always surprises me that most of the druggies and streetshitters are actually white people (and natives).
Not much point in staying respectable when you're already demonized for the color of your skin. Racial violence is a sign of ethnic tension, but racial drug use (whites with drugs, slavs with vodka, natives with alcohol) do it for ethnic neglect.

>>714225759
He's way out in the mountains in the western part so he's far from the war

>>714225221
It was a lot (visibly) worse back when hard drugs were still decriminalized in Vancouver public spaces, the druggies can still have 2.5 grams of hard drugs like meth or fentanyl now they can't just do it out in the open. I visited Vancouver 2 years ago and I was shocked to see a man just laying out in front of a stairway smoking a methpipe like it was nothing, and it was nothing nobody cared or noticed at all because it was so normal there. What a fucking shithole.

>>714225843
permanently broken armoured vehicles as well

>>714225843
A tragedy

>>714225198
Pro hockey players would make pretty good soccer, basketball, baseball, and football players given the opportunity. Other athletes would be shit at hockey unless they started really young. Skating and shooting doesn't have a lot of comparables in other sports. Especially at a professional level where the game moves faster than most people think or react.
Truly the greatest sport.

>>714225951
I've been given a stern talking to for smoking a cigarette as i was walking through the open air courtyard at the victoria downtown library. While the homeless group using the area as their living room actively smoked crack. I nearly attacked the library worker i was so enraged after I blatantly told them i'd put my cigarette out after you ask them to put out their crack and their response was to threaten to call the cops on me. (Keep in mind i'm walking through, these guys are smoking crack and staying there all day long)

>>714225924
Nah these people are just white trailer trash, or whatever the equivalent is. Ain't nothing to do with racism.

>>714226278
Canada has always had a lot of white trash and small isolated communities that abuse alcohol and drugs, been a thing as long as this "country" has existed.


God what i'd do to go back to having some white trash drunk yell at me in a parkinglot once and have that be my entire homeless interactions for the year.

>>714223623
>solving refugee crisis by making the country an unlivable shithole for everyone
erm... based???

>>714218414
I don't think the cops ever actually enforce any fines for fireworks unless something catches fire. It's all performative.

>>714212194
>>714212484
>when you and your big brother are both on your deathbeds, but big brother is at least pretending to have some dignity left

>first "Prime Minister"
>his name is basically "John Canada"
>served in the militia, was a lawyer, and really really really liked Whiskey
who writes this shit

>>714226278
This. I grew up in a white yet poor neighbourhood and so many of the parents lived off of neetbucks and fucked around all day doing nothing. If they ever held jobs it was never permanent. Their kids all grew up the same way too and turned out even trashier. A few somewhat got out of that life and now work at costcos and other retail jobs, but yeah.

>>714208301 (OP)
Baldur's Gate

>>714218283
Love this game, sad the devs went under

>>714226574
Weird to think he built the longest railroad (30000km) in history in 4 years with 19th century tools. In the modern era it would take us 20 years to half finish it, at which point we'd give up due to more budget needing to be allocated for african aid or something.

>canada
>All the vidya is made in Québec

>>714208301 (OP)
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

>>714226574
Woah woah woah buddy
Those heritage moments told me aboot how some british folk showed up and met some indian who said "KA-NAH-DAH" which was probably some form of indian crack so they accidentally gave him small pox and named the country after him eh

Happy Canada days leaf anons!

Ontario leaf here

I want my country back...

>>714220490
>racist against South Asian Indians
>they become more racist in return

>>714227034
They came here racist.

>>714227016
>>Ontario leaf here
You goyim ARE the reason its like this

>>714227190
>>714227016
I miss /k/ not being a glownigger-reddit colony

>>714226897
All the shitty vidya is made in Quebec like Ass Creed and the usual Ubislop and the nu-Deus Ex games. All the good shit is from Western Canada like BG2, KOTOR, Dawn of War, Jagged Alliance 2 and Cuphead.

>>714208301 (OP)
I married an American - I'm only waiting for the visa to get approved so I can move down there.

Nobody asked but I'm saying it anyway, get the fuck out of this country as fast as you can. Do ANYTHING. Flee to the UK if you have family there, Marry someone in the states. There is no future here.

I'm gone, I already call myself American. I'll even bring my family on board, I know they want out.

>>714224168
>>714224279
>>714209324
Because Trudeau is the biggest fucking retard of the 20th century and invited the rural Dhalit shit eaters from the jungles of India.

His name will go down in infamy for the rest of time.

They just ordered a Deportation of All White People during the Canada Day programme......

I live in New Brunswick and it's pretty conservative
It's probably why I don't really have much sympathy for anybody moaning about immigrants
I've seen enough white trash to welcome anybody willing to try for a job that isn't related to cars. I feel like a retard for not giving a shit about what hunk of metal is screaming down the road at 3 AM

>>714209581
>>714209993
>onna bike ride
>stop by a gas station to grab some water
>it's basically an enclosed shack with space for 1 customer and 1 cashier
>the whole enclosure is basically a sauna of his disgusting musk hotboxing in the heat

>working at shoppers
>jeet walks in
>asks for dry shampoo
>talk to the boutique girl
>She says jeets buy shitloads of cologne and dry shampoo but never shower

>>714226574
He was cool

Anyone who wants the US to invade should be hung as a traitor to the great nation of Canada

>>714213805
Because there's literally no difference between Canadians and AMericans.
There's more difference between a New Yorker and a Californian than there is between an Ontario fag and a Texan. Literally NONE.

>>714227826
I used to be in favour of it but now realize we're both jewed and nothing short of total annihilation will suffice. Canada is gay and anyone who is still patriotic for this rotting faggot corpse of a country is a retard.

India is slowly taking over America and Canada. They won

>>714227918
I'm Native. Canada has and will always be the land of the Natives. White people come and go.

>>714227016
Islander leaf... did anyone ever calculate how many nukes it would take to wipe this red sand off the face of the planet?

>>714227980
You're a broken and conquered people full off alcoholics, inbreds and drug addicts. You have no future. We bred it out of you along with your will to fight back.

>>714216042
>>714215790
This is the leftists favorite tactic
Completely ruin western civilization
and deflate all criticism with
>Why do you care?
>How does this affect you?
They say this because they still live in little communes away from homeless and immigrants.

>>714212484
Lol wtf!

>>714228058
Whatever you need to think to cope with your disconnection from the land lil bro.

>>714216362
>>714217126
Fuck you cunt, we're not an economic zone. You won't have a country by inviting people based on pure economic assets.

Not that you Ottawa fucks know this. You fags hate Canada and want to replace the uppity peasants with grateful indians.

>>714227483
>Leave Canada to go down into the even more fucked US
lol

Do not redeem the western civilization britisher bastard
Canada will fall to vishnu

>>714228272
At least he'll get to die fighting foreign wars

>>714228209
We took that from you as well. Can't have any connection to the land when you're mixed with European blood and high on paint thinner and meth.
You're inferior and have been conquered.

Kind of wild how Britain showed what exactly happens when you just open the floodgates to Pakistanis and Indians (the lower caste especially) but Australia and Canada just decided to copy them wholesale.

>little kid in the 80s
>put these gem of a show on
>watch Wolfman and Igor dancing to psychedelic music in front of a kaleidoscope green screen.
They don’t make em like they used to.

>>714226861
They're trying to get permission build a new railroad in Alberta between Dead-Calg-Banff for chink tourists and everything I hear about it is a nightmare
Really speaks to the power and calibre of Canada's early leaders that they managed get one down across the nation in just 4 years

>>714228393
My gods smile on me Imperial. Can you say the same?

>>714228513
>driving and spending
that's practically all of north america

>>714220953
>SAAR WE BEAT YOU AT SPELLING BEE THAT MEANS WE ARE BETTAR
>WE BELONG HERE SAAR PLS DON'T BRING ME BACK TO INDIA SAAR
>IF YOU SAY i DON'T BELONG I KILL YOU SAAR

>>714228476
>it's wild that enemy occupying jewish bankers who want to destroy European civilization is destroying all parts of it
Of course enemy occupiers want to kill their enemies, that isn't strange at all.

>>714228376
I guess if you want to die for Israel it's a good move.

>>714228513
retarded urbanite thinking le big cities are the only part of canada

>>714225491
Canada was intentionally filled with the useful idiots of the British Empire. People who weren't ambitious enough to be tempted by American Enterprise. People who would always be "satisfied by their lot in life"
This is an actual quote by the British Empire.

You can just see it in the eyes of Canadians. They don't have any internal monologue, no input, no opinion. They trust their government fully and completely. And the Government fucking hates Canadians and wants full replacement.

>>714227483
The Jeet invasion is reaching your shores too, buddy, and its an open secret every US lawmaker has an Israeli handler, and the new "denautralization" laws are explicitly targeting people who speak critically of Israel. You're just as fucked, if not more.

I'd say the United States is like a nice old Ford Pickup someone conned you into buying; it looks great until you drive it home and pop open the hood. Canada, by contrast, is an Austin Allegro. It's very visibly and obviously problematic.

>>714228513
>UK
>Can't handle the polite dicks of the world
Did he get bullied out of the UK or something?

>>714209993
>Lying down in bed
>Suddenly ground shaking
>Subwoofer going to 11
>Glance outside my window and see a car
>It's a jeet blasting his dogshit music at maximum with the windows open
Jagged Alliance 2 is still the best game to come out of my country.

>>714228513
>>714229129
I mean he's Bri'ish so it's likely he's a jeet himself

>>714228513
its all true kek my culture is just "weed"

>>714228272
>>714228805
>>714228376
You retarded niggers don't even realize you have north korean brainwashing. The states is a fucking paradise compared to this shit.
Fuck, you're so fucking stupid it hurts. I wish I could drag you kicking and screaming into the states and force you to fucking see. But I know it would break your mind. You'd probably kill yourself.

You have no conception of how shit Canada is. You think Canada is as good as it gets, that there is nothing over the hill. So die here.
My grandparenst came here after ww2, I'm not tied to this land, you lot are the slaves who stuck around before. You belong in this fucking dump.

>>714218263
>Stay up until midnight
>Turn on CityTV
>Ed the Sock, see if there's any strippers on
>Nope
>Wait for SexTV
>It's an information episode
>Go back to Teletoon for a half hour
>1 AM
>Back to CityTV, it warns me the following infomercials feature mature content
>It's a full hour of a phone sex line informercial with women stripping as a sexy MILF begs you to call
>Hump my couch until I cum

>>714229242
>I'm not tied to this land,
We can tell, you stateless gypsy. Enjoy chugging down corn syrup and having your kids taken and circumcised right after they're born, and then blown apart by Chink artillery to protect Israeli bankers.

Since this is basically a stealth JA2 thread; who is your favourite merc?
I like La Malice; his francophone antics are funny and he's a pretty good shot out of the gate; I always give him a Dragunov
Sad he didn't make it into 3; but maybe that was a blessing, considering how boring 3 turned out to be

>>714228606
I doubt you have a passport, let alone seen the states.

>>714229242
If that were true all my american friends wouldn't be crying about it 24/7 retardo
Grass is always greener
Same motherfuckers DYING to cancer and diabetes because of their fucked up healthcare system.

>>714228941
Canada has the ugliest wilderness, be real. California and Vermont Mogs anything in BC (Big Chink)

>>714223831
You had one. Isn't that enough?

>>714229109
Unlike Canada which has given Jeets a dozen ways to seek citizenship, the states has only given them h1bs, and they're cracking down on that.
If you think the US is as sunk as Canada you're too retarded to vote. Unless you've traveled back and forth you haven't seen the massive disparity.

>>714229242
Your country is literally owned by the Jews. Your president just made it illegal to talk bad about Jews or you will get deported.

>>714229242
>My grandparenst came here after ww2, I'm not tied to this land
Like most Canadians. Probably some slavshit or kike Holohoax survivor. My family has lived here since the 1600s.

>>714229352
>jerking off to the sex phone infomercials

hello saar i am very of canada

>>714229727
My family has lived here since 8000 bc git fucked kiddo

>>714229242
>Dumbass third worlders immigrant talking shit about Canada
You're probably brown too. No one is wants you here. Go and get drafted down south. You'd be doing us a favour.

>>714229378
>>714229630
>>714229827
>well if I make up a bunch of shit, America is just as bad as Canada!
I'm perfectly happy for you if you want to stay up there and drown in jeet poo.

>>714229810
My family conquered yours and raped your women. Oops.

>>714218414
We need to push anti-semitism among jeet communities so Trump can nuke Brampton

>>714229727
English Airforce actually, I'm more anglo than any of you mutts. This place is a failed backwater, and the braindrain to the states has essentially made Canada more retarded every year.
>>714229827
I'm definitely more white and more anglo than you. You're not even a real patriot of Canada, you're just a contrarian. You're a crypto American already, you just prefer using a curency 33% weaker and being confined to 4 cities.

>>714229964
Sure doesn't seem that way any more does it? Natives are far more powerful than you could ever imagine.

>>714229938
Okay kike.

>>714212194
Yeah those Green Berets dont give a fuck about that, they'd rather be bullshitting in their ODA room.
>t.former group support ZOGbot

>white people
>not 'allowed' to own any land
>have to pay taxes forever to rent the land they're on

>Natives
>The crown gives them however much land they want and pays them for the privilege of borrowing it
>don't pay taxes on their land
>can do whatever they want on it
Hmmm someone is clearly in the lead here!

>>714230008
Imagine thinking being Anglo is something to be proud of.

>>714230162
English people are the natives of Canada

>>714230009
Yes if I want bootleg cigarettes and meth and poison drinking water I know who to call.

>>714230259
If that were true they'd be allowed to own their land :/

>>714221850
yeah. I met a dj on /soc/ which was fun. We went to the truck rave and shot the shit the rest of the day

>>714229938
dude, America is taking in jeets almost as fast as Canada is

>>714230317
the laws are based on the government's definitions of those words

>>714230174
Canadian gave anglos a bad name, yes.

>>714230305
Chugs contribute to the illicit liquor, fireworks, gambling, organized crime, and tobacco industries, and that's it.

>>714230372
People's definitions of anything is how they define things. Your definition and mine don't align.

>>714228990
>weren't ambitious enough to be tempted by American Enterprise
>"satisfied by their lot in life"
"line must go up" has been disastrous, and Canada is fully Americanized by this point anyway, which is one ways things have gotten worse around here

>>714230380
Anglos have never had a good name to begin with. Gay, jewified people for their entire existence.

>>714230084
>Don't you DARE deport that muslim terrorist supporter openly calling for the destruction of the west! He should be permitted to live here forever!
Dang, you really are a Canadian.

>>714230362
H1BS are temp workers, it is not the same as Canada's student visas that give a direct path to citizenship. But leafs love making false equivalences to the states to rationalize why the states are somehow as bad as Canada when you know that's not true.

>>714230416
>organized crime
Can they even claim that? Outside the rez it's mostly biker gangs and the odd mafia holdovers.

>>714230084
Did you even read the article?

>“After a month of hiding the ball since Mahmoud’s late-night unjust arrest in New York and taking him away to a remote detention center in Louisiana, immigration authorities have finally admitted that they have no case whatsoever against him,” the attorneys, Marc Van Der Hout and Johnny Sinodis, said in a joint statement. “There is not a single shred of proof that Mahmoud’s presence in America poses any threat,” they added.

>>714220449
They wouldn't be able to afford rent without that many roommates.

vgh... racist kkkanada... home

Leafs cry about how shit their country is, then someone mentions moving to the states and suddenly the state brainchip activates and they start coping and seething that the states are "as bad if not worse".

leafs need to go through North Korean psyops to cope with not being American.

>>714230536
Whatever you gotta tell yourself to help cope, buddy.

I'm not your buddy /v/

>My country is better because it's highly influenced by israel, the jews, the rich and corrupt and only has a slight mexican problem
>No my country is better because the government is a nanny state whose afraid of being racist
>No my country is better because the government shows more concern over business and foreigners than it's actual people
Ladies... the entire west is fucked. Cope all you want and cling to your past, but it won't mean much if there isn't any change from this current course.

>>714230685
I fully concede family is the only reason to stay.

What if I (white male) got a job working in India?

>>714229727
Fuck you I am Slavshit but my family came here after WWI thank you very much

>>714230875
The question is why is there so much shitflinging between us and treating one another like rivals or even enemies? Real brothers would want to lift one another up instead of this shit. It makes me sick.

>>714230761
You're the one coping buddy, I've been to the states, I don't base my worldview off meme charts. I've seen the redwood trees and the beautiful towns where they hate immigrants.

You live in buttfuck nowhere, where the most "conservative" town is still dying on the hill that "not all jeets are bad"

>>714226991
looking up all the name origins is so fucking funny
>settler: where are we? what do you call this place?
>native looking at lake: pretty water
>settler: ah, ontario, I see

>>714228990
>They trust their government fully and completely.
2022 must have been a fever dream for ya, huh? Can you also explain why former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had to travel around in an armoured convoy?

Nah. You can't. You're just a nigger. You can't even fathom the concept of an internal monologue. You're not even capable of object permanence.
>CHIRP
>>714230985
it's just divide and conquer

>>714227190
>Blaming Onterrible and not the gayest Province know as Quebec
Everything wrong about Canada comes from that gay money sink of a province.

>>714231024
>tfw live above the jeet n retard zone

Happy Canada Day guys. Any more games made in Alberta? I liked Mass Effect.

>>714231024
A sizable portion of us do in fact live outside of there.

>>714231110
I respect Quebecois nationalism personally
They really should have been granted independence and the referendum was a total sham in several ways
t. Grand Prairie

>>714231096
You're fucking seething. You think Canada has a warrior culture don't ya? you're all cucks, go ahead and honk some more for me tho, that's your great protest, faggot.

Maybe like 5% of this thread is about video games.
Anyway, Pizza Tower.

>>714231024
>there are no Small towns in Canada that hate immigrants
are you being serious right now
like have you heard of these places called Saskatchewan and Alberta

>>714231110
That's the entire country, in this little strip. The rest is 20 mil.

This is why Canada is fake and gay. It's barely a country, it's barely a state.

>>714231158
NONE
Except shitty phone games and undertail clones
And forks of NETHACK SLASH'EM for some reason
Speaking of Mass Effect
I met Mark Meer once he was a cool guy

>>714231195
>You're fucking seething.
lol I'm not the one coming in here flinging shit cause anons are having fun
>chirp

post your address

>>714231207
>pizza tower made in Canada
Destroyed the little respect I had left for Leafs

>>714231096
If you faggots actually hated him you would have killed him by now. Armored convoy or not.

Look Outside was made by a Canadian right? Because that would explain the Trench Digger.

>>714231208
>Alberta
My native buddy isn't even ordering skip anymore cause of the Hep A outbreaks in Edmonton recently, his hatred for jeets is just about close to being on-sight violence.

>>714231362
The lead developer is Quebecois, yeah.

>>714231380
people have tried

>>714231208
And how's that working for you?
The most conservative right wing province is still more blue than a democrat. Further left than California.

What's all this attitude going to do? fuck all. That's why I'm fucking leaving. This place has no agency, you honk when things aren't going your way but still take it like a good little girl.

I don't give a shit, you'll do nothing faggot.

>>714231438
Not hard enough.

>>714231289
Everyone above that line hates everyone below that lime and vice versa
I beseech America to make that shit stain the 51st state; we'll be better off for it and New Yorkers can finally enjoy discount New York in all its glory

>>714231289
>dude why aren't you living in the sub arctic area of Canada that is also mostly rock and frozen tundra?
???

Corner Gas Online before the Ruby Reborn expansion introduced the new player experience bullshit. I still play on a private server that has been adding new zones including a fully exploitable Wullerton and restored the original Liquor & Insurance dungeon.

>>714231345
>replaces batteries
Honk some more for me sweety, post your address.

>>714231526
nobody said live up there, it's just a meme how big Canada is, this place is really small actually. Smaller than Ireland.

>>714231468
>more blue
Nigger (all Americans and part nigger mutts btw) blue is the colour for the Conservative Party in Canada
If you knew virtually of value about this place you would have known this

>>714231401
Apparently the apartment building was based off a real place somewhere in downtown Montreal.

>>714208301 (OP)
One of the only good games Ubi ever made and it's literally unplayable on steam without a fix.

>>714231291
Fucking damn. Why didn't Alberta take off as dev province anyway? Everyone's over at Vancouver or Quebec. Also I think I saw John Carmack in Edmonton once, he was doing some sort of conference in the Amii building.

I'm moving from Ontario back to Edmonton to be near to my mom and the rest of my family this year. I'm very happy bros :)

>>714231468
>That's why I'm fucking leaving
kek i've seen you post this exact same shit for years
why haven't (((you))) left already?

>>714231636
Holy fuck you're illiterate.
Yeah, Conservatives are blue like Democrats - that's the joke.

The Brain drain has made what little is left of Canada fucking retarded.

>>714231719
sorry about the Oilers fucking it up again

>>714231645
Reminds me of how Edmonton was the setting of a few episodes of Iron Blooded Orphans

>>714231758
I don't watch hockey :/

>>714231193
>I respect Quebecois nationalism personally
I would if they weren't so two faced. They always cry about wanting independence yet they are the biggest leeches in the whole country.
>Refuses to allow Canada to build new power plants and keeps on forcing Government spending on useless dams
>Has the worst gun laws in the country and all of the anti-gun fags come from Quebec
>Leeches money from the west far more than Onterrible(At least Ontario produces some $).
>Hates english speakers yet takes in millions of Blacks(Hey they speak our gay language)
>Gave all the votes to the Liberals this Election(Even Ontario voted more Blue this election)
>Had the worst reaction to Covid, putting a curfew, had Police harass people on the street.
>Also they are french
Honestly the only good thing about Quebec are the old buildings which give it a little bit of a feel of old Europe and the women in Quebec are easy lays.

>>714231735
Because there's more than one of us who want to leave??
what fucking cope. You realize 100k Canadians leave for the states every year right?

>>714231828
sure thing bud

>>714230323
which dj

Happy Canada Day, /v/!

>>714208301 (OP)
i actually cannot think of one that was made by actual canadians or takes place in canada,
all these games made in monteral dont count because they are american companies/ lead devs

>>714231807
remember how when tariff talk first started, America was pointing how big a tariff Canada imposes on them for Dairy?
Would you believe that tariff is 100% caused by a large mafia family based in Montreal, with a shitload of connections to Quebec's Provincial Government?

>>714231807
>They always cry about wanting independence yet they are the biggest leeches in the whole country.
no kidding, look at the voter map. Everywhere with actual working people who drive this country voted CON. Everyone who leeches off equalization and welfare voted lib

Somehow the deadbeats chose the election. That's why Canada is not a real country. Canadians aren't serious people.

>>714231957
uh oh! s*p*t* will be knocking at your door soon

>>714231853
cope harder kid. Do yourself a favor and get a passport, take a trip and stop deluding yourself that you have it better than the states.

>>714232024
kek

>>714231698
Lack of artists and lack and lack of corporate incentive is basically the reason
We have plenty of coders (even white ones) who are interested in gaming thanks to the U of A and Grant Mac programs but most of the fine arts people in Alberta are theatre kids or hard plastique artists like sculptors, painters, and fine craftsmen.
Plenty of game development does happen in Edmonton and Calgary, mostly off of Bioware's corpse, but only as far as coding is concerned-- lots of remote workers etc. are most of the gaming industry
That said, a few smaller indy studios are or were around; like the guys who made Insurgency: Sandstorm (at least before management changed, now it's all done by underpaid Ukrainians in Kharkiv)

>>714232024
I feel like you have been making these exact same posts for at least a few years now, I should check the archives

>>714231964
it sucks because the only provinces that actually produce anything of value are Alberta, Ontario, Sask and maaaaaybe BC. Every other province depends on government handouts to sustain themselves. AB alone bankrolls half the fucking country because shitholes like Nova Scotia don't have any hope of ever producing enough to fund any of their own shit

>open canada thread
>canucks are all miserable

good

>>714231807
>Has the worst gun laws in the country and all of the anti-gun fags come from Quebec
This is my biggest hiccup about them, personally; I feel like it has something to do with the fact that they were viciously disarmed and that it's a thing they are bound by the government to support in exchange for their continued existence, but this is probably a schizophrenic cope

>>714231698
Because our province is run by retards who thinks the only economic resource that matters is resources until the prices dip lol

>>714232167
I mean that's not a surprise, the economy here is so fucked that it's literally strangling the life out of the people born here

>>714232167
It will be your country tomorrow, muttoid

>>714232094
Canada is so shitty to live in, if the provinces had to operate independently like states - all of the Atlantic provinces would be poorer than Appalachia.
But if Canadians had SU citizenship they'd just move south, and Canada would go from 40 mil to 15 mil overnight.

>>714208301 (OP)
The Age of Bharat

>>714232254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zc96MFuzf4

>>714208301 (OP)
does Cuphead count? Because if so then that probably.

>>714232167
Same as it ever was. The liberal decay hurts so good.

>>714232254
No country is dumb enough to vote for Trudeau twice, then Liberals a third time. This disaster is 100% Canada's fault.

Enjoy the Weed!

>>714231957
>caused by a large mafia family based in Montreal, with a shitload of connections to Quebec's Provincial Government?
A lot of businesses are mob tied in Quebec and the Quebec government has its hands in mob pockets.
>>714231964
This is why I can never respect and faggot from Quebec. All of these retards saying "Quebec is Based!" are retarded or have no idea what the average Quebec faggot thinks or acts like. Time and time again Quebec comes back just to fuck over the country. I wish those faggots got independence just so we can declare war on them and bomb that faggot province. For a Province that hates being part of Canada, they love sucking the country dry of all of its money.

>>714232254
it already is, for americans if you don't have your own land in some rural community you think of killing yourself 24/7. Big cities are hell, shithole towns where industry dried up decades ago are hell, everything sucks and the flood of immigrants is only making it worse

>714232352
confirmed glownigger

I kinda want to try a meetup at the Skylon arcade in Niagra Falls. Supposed to be some decent machines there.

>>714231751
>my "joke" is that I was clearly acting like a blatant retard OR that my frame of political reference is America
sasuga

I forget that the 4chan Admin grapeape is Canadian. I wonder if he ever posts in these threads.

>>714232427
considering a thread just got moved to /bant/ by a hotpocket he's probably in here

>>714231945
Play better survival games

>think of what we could do with this land, Pierre...
>500 years now, this could all be hindu favelas

>>714210568
Alberta is a complete shithole and you clesrly dont live here

>Migrate to Canada
>Take a minimum wage job
>All Jeets are literal walking pieces of shit
>Ask boss about it
>"Oh anon, apparently they don't bathe because of cultural reasons, so we can't fire them"
>Eventually quit
>Go to university
>Meet actually civilized an nice Indian people

Actually shocked of how much of a difference education makes in some people. Some of the jeets I met in my minimum wage job literally did not know what the alphabet was

>>714232427
He made like 100 xeets whining about streetshitters and Pakistanis the day the war started so maybe.

>>714232352
> I wish those faggots got independence
anon Canada is a toxic commune of provinces that have nothing in common, nothing holding them together only for the fact that the central government holds colonial empire tier powers over everyone to force this shitty cooperation.
This disfunctional nation is limping along because there's no other option. The leadership is all Anglo aristocrats and bankers, nepo babies. They're going to turn Canada into an airport filled with Chinese spies and Sharia law if it means they can hold onto their fiefdom away from American Liberation.

>>714232515
I beg you to go anywhere outside of Calgary

>The makers of Mech Warrior Online are Canadian
Huh.

>>714232412
>colorblind nigga can't understand color joke
>starts calling others retards to cope
Sad!

>>714232560
Anon you are still a jeet even if you are a punjabi or bangledeshi

>Canada
>nad
lol

>>714232589
He's pretty based sometimes.

>>714232737
Nah, I'm a taco-coloured person. And I bathe.

>>714232427
>RapeApe is Canadian
Jesus Christ I'm so sorry

>>714232495
dude i dont need to play survival games where i fight against monsters for scraps of food i already live in toronto

>>714232669
You mean the abadoned shithole towns? Or the shithole oil patch? Or the shithole ranches owned by retards that only know ranching and think they know everything? Or the mountains full of foreigners? Which part exactly of Alberta do you claim is good?

>>714232640
>American Liberation
We could become American states overnight and we wouldn't notice.

>>714232968
sounds like a mix of north dakota and montana

Welcome.

Welcome to Toronto 17.

>>714232708
I was calling (you) a retard, you moronic amerinigger

>>714233463
You're the one who can't understand the joke, I'm not the retard here dumbass lol

>>714232968
The mountains and the steppes are beautiful and outside of Banff you are pretty much free of foreigners
Even Jasper is pretty good (and is secretly inhabited by the descendants of 500 plus German NSDAP officials and non-Ukrainian SS men)
Deadmonton is (despite appearing on the surface to be even more of a City 17 than Torcongo) actually a cultural paradise and home to one of the biggest theatre festivals in the world, and one of the biggest culinary scenes in North America

How did Vidya Butts girl's game get away with this????

40 minutes until this nightmare is over on the east coast... but the real nightmare marches ever onward.

the only reason i ever got a full time job was because the indian they initially hired fled the country because someone was looking into his education.

>>714231886
really small time dj
nobody you would know

Haitians or Indians, which is worst?

>>714230323
what truck rave

>>714235086
I had a nice Haitian teacher when I was a child so I am biased

>>714235134
theres a late night rave setup in front of a U-Haul truck on saturday near the north building without any gay rules
there was also a small vocaloid show with a transparent screen and projector which was fun