Middle-aged braindeath patient who complains migrants don't assimilate moves to Russia, joins the army, realizes he's definitely going to die screaming in part because he forgot to learn the native language so he could understand the training.
https://x.com/johnbrownsbeard/status/1946631068372889669

"If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it."

Sure they will, because you're not ethnically Russian.

Enjoy the shrapnel to the nuts, though.