What are /g/'s thoughts on both pirate software's code and coding jesus's review?

https://youtu.be/HHwhiz0s2x8
https://youtu.be/Q6aRA0szfiI
https://youtu.be/CsvthP987So

My thoughts are then pirate software is obviously retarded but so is coding jewsus, saying you need to pass all literal to a function only though variables or explicate casts is clean code slop faggotry.
Pirate software hasn't coded anything in his life, coding Jesus has only read books.