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7/20/2025, 11:09:05 PM
>>42379139
berry needs to apologize to twilight right now!
berry needs to apologize to twilight right now!
7/10/2025, 4:42:35 PM
>>42342894
got me hook line and sinker.
got me hook line and sinker.
7/8/2025, 11:05:39 PM
6/6/2025, 12:06:19 PM
>>42247524
"What the buck?!"
>You're sent hurtling towards the ground by a large purple...something.
>You turn your wings upwards to try and regain altitude, but it's too late.
>Some passersby scream and gallop out of the way.
>Your body collides with a stone bridge before landing in the river below.
>*SPLASH*
>The cold water shocks you awake, temporarily numbing the pain that's chewing away at your nerves.
>You scramble to the shoreline and gasp for air.
>Before you can even blink, a familiar purple horse lands on the ground with enough force to create a small crater.
>You rub your eyes and try to ignore the searing pain in your side.
"Princess?!"
>You stare in disbelief at the purple alicorn angrily staggering toward you with a bottle of...booze in her hoof?
>"I shtill can't beliebe you *hic* chose that durpy dorkadoofus ovurr meeeee!"
>Yep, that's definitely alcohol she's drinking.
>Twilight utters a disgusting burp and trips over a rock.
>"A'hm uh princhesh for Sheleshtia's shake!"
>The drunk pony leans her body against yours for support, but even then she can barely stand.
>"What shatllion WOULDN'T *urp* wan to date royaltee?!"
>You take a closer look at the inebriated mare and gasp.
>Her colors...they've faded.
>What's even weirder is the fact that your own coat seems to be a lot brighter.
>No time to figure out what's going on right now.
>You try to pull away but she holds you in place with a sloppy blob of magic.
>"Ohhhhhhhh no ya don't!" She shouts.
>Ponies begin to gather around the two of you, further increasing the awkwardness of this bizarre situation.
>You know you're going to regret this, but it's better than everypony thinking you're an asshat.
"It's alright everypony.
>You turn to address the concerned crowd.
"Princess Twilight isn't feeling well, that's all."
>The ponies murmur among themselves without taking their eyes off of you.
"I'll let her rest at my place for the time being."
>With a grunt of effort, you break free from her magic and sling her over your back.
>"Wha-?!" Twilight cries out in surprise.
>You ignore her protests and carry her towards your house.
>"Whaddya thing you're doowing?! Lemme go dis *hic* instand!!!"
"What the buck?!"
>You're sent hurtling towards the ground by a large purple...something.
>You turn your wings upwards to try and regain altitude, but it's too late.
>Some passersby scream and gallop out of the way.
>Your body collides with a stone bridge before landing in the river below.
>*SPLASH*
>The cold water shocks you awake, temporarily numbing the pain that's chewing away at your nerves.
>You scramble to the shoreline and gasp for air.
>Before you can even blink, a familiar purple horse lands on the ground with enough force to create a small crater.
>You rub your eyes and try to ignore the searing pain in your side.
"Princess?!"
>You stare in disbelief at the purple alicorn angrily staggering toward you with a bottle of...booze in her hoof?
>"I shtill can't beliebe you *hic* chose that durpy dorkadoofus ovurr meeeee!"
>Yep, that's definitely alcohol she's drinking.
>Twilight utters a disgusting burp and trips over a rock.
>"A'hm uh princhesh for Sheleshtia's shake!"
>The drunk pony leans her body against yours for support, but even then she can barely stand.
>"What shatllion WOULDN'T *urp* wan to date royaltee?!"
>You take a closer look at the inebriated mare and gasp.
>Her colors...they've faded.
>What's even weirder is the fact that your own coat seems to be a lot brighter.
>No time to figure out what's going on right now.
>You try to pull away but she holds you in place with a sloppy blob of magic.
>"Ohhhhhhhh no ya don't!" She shouts.
>Ponies begin to gather around the two of you, further increasing the awkwardness of this bizarre situation.
>You know you're going to regret this, but it's better than everypony thinking you're an asshat.
"It's alright everypony.
>You turn to address the concerned crowd.
"Princess Twilight isn't feeling well, that's all."
>The ponies murmur among themselves without taking their eyes off of you.
"I'll let her rest at my place for the time being."
>With a grunt of effort, you break free from her magic and sling her over your back.
>"Wha-?!" Twilight cries out in surprise.
>You ignore her protests and carry her towards your house.
>"Whaddya thing you're doowing?! Lemme go dis *hic* instand!!!"
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