>>509333618
>Imagine flying across the Atlantic, touching down in the land of the free and the morbidly obese, only to witness this dystopian ritual: hormone-injected 12" pizzas slapped onto a sticky plastic table while a grown man in a rodent costume shuffles to prerecorded jingles like it's some pagan animatronic mass.

That's the appeal though, isn't it? What's the point of travelling to wacky artificial processed cheese land just for the same boring authentic pizza experience you can get anywhere else in europe. You're the same as the american who visits Italy and goes to mcDonalds. Btw i'm also a furry and i think mr. Charles Entertainment Cheese is kinda hot