Why are people on the internet like this? They're fucking EVERYWHERE. I can not stand captions. I don't need words, I have EARS--you know, the thing that people LISTEN with. Why do you need words on your screen? You're not deaf, are you? You have functioning ears, right? You have to be the most retarded creature on earth to require captions while watching television or videos.

Captions ruin the whole show/movie/video. It's just a big black box that takes up the bottom part of the screen. It's distracting from the actual thing I'm trying to watch. I'll instinctively look at it and read ahead of the dialogue. It ruins the whole thing and detracts from the intended experience.

The reason I'm complaining is because I went to an event for my University where we all watched a movie. One fucking non-deaf RETARD with perfectly functioning ears asked "hey can you turn on captions?" Why are people like this? One person requests something to improve their experience and it ruins it for me and many others.

Fuck. Captions.