And here he is... First Officer Jack Ransom! Handsome devil, isn't he? He's like this show's Riker! He can have any woman he wants, and the women will take that from him, because they're squat and purple and, like every other race in the galaxy, would rather make it with a white man than literally anyone else. The galaxy is his buffet, and what a spread, amirite?
>>213515355
Your schizo delusions are not an accurate reflection of reality. I mean, you know that, but still, I understand it's fun to pretend.
>>213515528
You're missing an epic watchalong. But hey, I understand if you'd rather stay up your own butthole. So dark, and cozy...