Title: The Great Gas Incident

Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the “K-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.” Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.

Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the air—literally.

Heejin wrinkled her nose. “Did someone…?”

Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. “Not me!”

Chuu gasped, “Don't look at me like that!”

Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.

“Go Won,” Jinsoul whispered, “did you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?”

Go Won trembled. “…They were calling to me.”

The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.

Silence. Shock. And then—chaos.

Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXT’s Yeonjun tweeted, “we lost brave soldiers today.”

The festival committee had no choice.

LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:

“LOONA’s Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big List”

The group huddled around her afterward.

“I’m sorry,” Go Won sniffled.

“It’s okay,” Olivia Hye sighed. “Honestly, it was kind of iconic.”

“I mean,” said Kim Lip, “not many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.”

Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.

And thus, LOONA’s legend only grew larger—if a bit more fragrant.