>>212452767
Gotta get back, back to the past. Samurai Jack.

>Explain Alien 1 not being canon
Kane is still stuck in a coma from the facehugger attached to his head. Everyone survived and the bonus situation got resolved. Kane got a bonus. :)

>Explain Hadley's Hope & Nostromo not exploding
It was all a simulation. MOTHER got asked to simulate the explosion. Also they teach you in training how big the explosion is through videos. :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YouCsxnnMLY&ab_channel=Reality

>STOP IT STOP IT
Uchiha Madara created a giant lotus flower and everyone is stuck in a biological Matrix pod dream in their own little nightmares. :)) Get back in the bean pod, wagie.

Species is canon to the Alien universe
Blade Runner is also canon to the Alien universe
Sean Connery's Outland 1981 happens in the Alien universe.
>Stopp you're not making any sense how can both Earths be canon!!!
*Licks tongue*
No, don't pull off the Marvel AU
Oh nno I got something even better.
>Oh phew
TEMPORAL DISTORTION!
>Oh God
INSIDE A DREAM
>WHAT?

The Space Jockey dreamed it all up that he was being rescued. :D
> >:O >:O You can't do that!!
But the Space Jockey is stuck in a distortion time loop ;D but he's attached to a chair so it doen't even matter that he's in a timeloop since he's also stuck in a dream. He's a dream walker trying to access people's dreams outside the timeloop to ask for help.
I AM COMBINING A TIME LOOP AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM IN 1, MORTY.

AND I'VE GOT 1 MORE SURPRISE FOR YOU >:D
THE SECRET IDENTITY OF THE SPACE JOCKEY IS NONE OTHER THAN-ACKKHHHH