One game in and I probably already had the best win this Xu-Ifit deck can hope for
>post-boardwipe the reanimator player has 7 2/2s, a 9/9 Sauron and an 8/8 Balrog
>he tries to reanimate a Hoarding Broodlord from ur-dragon player in the game
>flash in necromancy and steal the Broodlord
>tutor for secret card while having 0 board presence
>John Benton player untaps
>but he made a deal with the Sauron player who is going to untap and kill us that he wouldn't hit him for 1 turn
>so instead he taps out to randomly annihilate the Ur-Dragon player and draw 21 cards
>uses his last mana to play a burgeoning and says if I play a land drop, we'll be fine
>untap
>don't play a land drop because I think he has a fog
>play the Emrakul, Promised End I tutored for instead
>greaves her
>lethal Benton from 12 to dead
>pass hoping Sauron player has a toxic deluge I can suicide, otherwise I'm fucked
>shit he doesn't have it
>he has an Mandate of Abaddon but it leaves the Sauron
>worse he has a hand full of fatties and fucking anger in yard
>think I'm deterministically dead
>then realize he has faithless looting
>loot 2, discard 2 fatties
>plan forms
>Lorien Revealed him up to 11 cards in hand
>Mandate his board except Sauron away
>discard to hand size, make him lose his other fatties
>leaves him with a 4/4 Nicol Bolas and a 1/4 orc in hand
>which is exact lethal
>swings in
>completely forgets about my Zombie Infestation
>discard 2 cards, make a chump blocker
>go to 1 life
>he passes
>untap
>discard 2 to make another zombie
>move greaves over
>Grafted Exoskeleton
>lethal him from 40 life with 15 infect
Felt fucking good.