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>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-april-22-2025

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com

>Gay Bolas
https://e621.net/post/index/1/nicol_bolas

>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Make custom cards
https://magicseteditor.boards.net
https://mtg.design
https://mtgcardsmith.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>How to proxy using any printer
https://mtgprint.cardtrader.com

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

>TQ
So now that the dust has settled, was EoE a hat set or a glorified trampoline?

>>96279188 (OP)
>So now that the dust has settled, was EoE a hat set or a glorified trampoline?

I don't care about nuMagic sets. I only use old bordered cards.

>>96279188 (OP)
>hat or tramp
idk what the hell that means but I will let you know how I like it after it rotates out of standard
I just started with brother's war
that set looks pretty cool, not a whole lot I'm looking for but I like what's there.

>>96279197
Wow what a worthless post youre so cool anon

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>96279197
You are unironically cool anon, I am currently making a Treva list using only cards from before 8th edition.

A year later, do any of you still play your Lhurgoyf decks?

>channel fireball
closed
>other lgs that used to let me order online
We have temporarily paused the buying and selling of Magic the Gathering singles.
>tcgplayer/card kingdom
completely worthless for buying chaff
where the hell do I buy cheap stuff now?

>...I play Forest

>>96279321
>completely worthless for buying chaff
You fuckin what? That's almost all I buy from tcgplayer. Find a shop with like 30k+ Magic cards and put in whatever you want. They don't have it? Who cares there's dozens of other shops with 30-40k+ cards

>>96279321
you and I must have wildly different opinions of what "chaff" is

>>96279353
how the hell did you end up with no shipping?
did you manually add those? my optimizer is super fucked.

>>96279329
Doesn't beat my island

>>96279360
some individual sellers will have no shipping on orders above some price. it's per seller.

>>96279329
So boring

>>96279369
you just hate magic

>>96279329
island > mana crypt > exile mana monkey for R > acid rain
phew that was a close one bros...

>>96279378
>... I play... new Forest.

>>96279360
>my optimizer
You're not supposed to use the optimizer, it's 100% garbage. I've never used it in over a decade. Find a card in your list, go to a shop's store, and manually put in cards one by one and add to your cart. It's tedious as all fuck but it's by far the best way to save money on shipping while finding the cheapest versions of cards

Hi, new to MTG, got a bit of experience with Arena so as to not enter blind. Final Fantasy fan, interested in a FF commander deck. Do you guys have any reccomendations for things that are decently powerful and/or fun

>>96279360
>>96279402
Extra advice: When you buy from a shop, the very first thing you do is check how many cards they actually have. If you stroll into a shop with a few hundred cards, chances are REAL slim you'll find anything on your list. Look for the shops with 10k/25k/50k+ sales, they tend to have a huge selection of cards. My normal go-to shops all have over 15k Magic cards in stock (on shop has like 47k cards or something like that).

This card seems pretty underrated. Colorless regrowth on a land.

>>96279425
Doooope
Thanks, I've been using the optimizer for years. Thanks for the advice.

I've seen a video where a guy talked about a Portuguese card or maybe Spanish card that had the exact same name in Portuguese or Spanish. Something with "inferno". Players cheated and changed the cards in their deck according to the match up in a tournament and they forced players to specify which inferno they had in their decks when they submit the decklist.
Does anybody know which card that is?

I must build the Black Timmy.

Please, suggest your biggus most nonsensical niggus.

>>96279410
>Hi, new to MTG
I'm sorry
>got a bit of experience with Arena so as to not enter blind.
Lol ok
>Final Fantasy fan, interested in a FF commander deck.
Great there's a bunch.
>Do you guys have any reccomendations for things that are decently powerful
and/or fun
You are starting in an era right after a significant amount of power creep. Any of the precons you pick up will be just fine.
Fun is subjective, I would never make the mistake of equating power and fun in edh. Find something you think is interesting, proxy it and if you enjoy it buy it. There are so many strategies and playstyles that it wont hurt to print out some cards and just test a bit before you buy.
If you hate the idea of proxies, just know that investing in a good land base is almost always better long term than getting specific tech for a deck.

>>96279460
Cool card but a potential nightmare to track

>>96279515
>card has abilities
>card does not have abilities
Are you stupid?

>>96279503
>I'm sorry
I know, but I think MTG is fun and I want to go out interact with people more, so Im using colorful cardboard with hyperinflated prices as cure for being a shut-in
>If you hate the idea of proxies
I don't, if anything I'm surprised it appears to be accepted in casual MTG, I just need to find out if the local scene is ok with it or they have a stick in their ass
>Find something you think is interesting
Summons/Sagas seem interesting, as does Kefka, I want to look into both

Somebody asked about this card a couple of threads ago.
The just phrased it differently in German to not us their pronouns. Changed their name though adding an "x". French uses neo-pronouns. Like xim, xer and on this card it's "iel"

>>96279460
A 12/12 for 1 that costs 100 dollars

>place scg order
>cheaper than the same order in tcgplayer
>regular cheap shipping
>all cards come in a single package
>arrive three days later
So this is the power of competent customer service...

>>96279559
>French uses neo-pronouns
wtf I thought the whole point of having a governing body for your language was to prevent retardation not codify it

>>96279460
Why do you even care? They don't have abilities. Just throw random cards in there lmao.

What are your thoughts about updated precons? I've bought the new world shaper one from eoe and changed some cards. Honestly, after building so many decks, it felt nice to just tune something

>>96279531
Alright let me know how that goes after an hour and the table is full of permanents

>>96279569
No idea if it's official French. I can speak a little bit, didn't know what "iel" was and just googled "iel"

Are official copy tokens the most worthless shit ever or is it just me?
A blank token where you write down what you copy is way better

Are rat decks fun to play?

>>96279565
What's scg?

>>96279587
Anon if you cannot into basic bookkeeping maybe Magic isn't the game for you.

>>96279610
He never said that he couldn't do it, retard. He's correct when he said that tracking this is a nightmare.

>>96279539
Id proxy the yuna deck and see how you like it
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7129861#paper
Go to this link
Go to edit copy
Then drag the list to a proxy site and sleeve it up
I HIGHLY recommend getting a set of dragon shield sleeves and enough lands/draft chaff or other cards to use as the proxy backs

>>96279600
Depends on what it is, if I'm copying something like an artifact or enchantment and can just put a copy tokens behind it that's fine, for creatures it's a nightmare.

>>96279618
It's absolutely not though. Just put, like, any sort of object on the card to demarcate it as a skeleton. It's unbelievably binary.
>is the card reanimated by Xu-Ifit?
>is the card not reanimated by Xu-Ifit?
Unless you mean time stamp issues, though I don't think you are since you seem bad at the game. Even then, you shouldn't be running too many cards that care about such things since they're actively bad with the commander.

[Intelligence] You Fight the Good Fight by making copies of auras

>>96279618
Naw. You're both just dumb retards, unable/unwilling to think of solutions.

>>96279515
Nobody had an issue with vraska the silencer

>>96279664
Again, mongoloid, nobody said that they can't do it.

>>96279663
You do it on spelltable

>>96279663
Time to make a copy of every possible aura in the game, just to be ready

>Ok I tap my coffen queen to return..
>Wait didn't you skeletonize that?
>Oh shit yeah, whoops
>Wait did you draw off your Bloodgift this turn?
>Oh shit whoops we can rewind
>Have you been drawing off it the whole time
>My bad
Yeah it's not going to end well

>10-12 dollars
Thought it would be more.

>>96279702
Why? It's really bad.

>>96279700
Who are you playing with that this would ever be an issue? This is the most basic shit of all time.

>>96279700
>this pile to the left of my commander are all just skellys
>ok
Literally not a problem

I really like Lander tokens

>>96279702
will be really funny to punish people even more for the table having one idiot who doesn't block

>>96279700
you can solve this by not being a retard
>all my upside down cards are skeletons

>>96279731
Me too, though im getting sick of the artifact tokens in literally every fucking set

>anons defending my random throwaway evaluation of a meme card

>Token spammer plays skullclamp and starts to draw
>Play smothering tithe to try and ramp and try and make him second guess his drawing
>Another player instantly blows up my tithe
>Ask him why, when its there to try and choke the skullclamp player
>"skullclamp doesn't effect me"
>Skullclamp player runs away with the game
I fucking hate retards with pavlovian conditioning

>>96279702
costs 6 too much

>>96279761
Skullclamp should be removed as soon as it hits the table. Any deck running it, is abusing it.

>t. Chatterfang player

Personally, I've found Skullclamp to be too much of a tempo loss. I've been cutting it lately for more immediate draw like Night's Whisper, ect.

Is Azusa good in commander?

>>96279795
I still play phyrexian arena
Ur decks must be wicked fast, post a link?

>>96279761
>My must remove enchantment got removed! Wahh!
Hang all tithe playing faggots

>>96279810
Yes. She was especially brutal when Primetime, Rofellos and Sylvan were allowed. She still is strong, and my 50 land Azusa deck can still stomp down a group in turns 4-8 pretty consistently, and is wipe resilient.

>open FF art Primeval Titan
>banned
aaahhhh the art is so good
unban never ever

Who would be a good alternative character for a Sefris proxy?

>>96279795
>1 mana for 2 cards is a tempo loss

>>96279912
it's arguably 2 cards and 2 mana for 2 cards the first time you use it

>>96279460
...Would any leaves the battlefield or death triggers well...trigger? Does the "No abilities" clause only affect the card when it's on the board, and disappears instantly when it leaves it?

>>96279761
>I tried to stop this must-answer card by playing another must-answer card, why did my opponent answer the more annoying one in a kingmaker scenario?

>>96279644
wym? you just do the exact same thing for creatures, tapping them separately from the thing its copying. They're not perfect cuz you can be making copies of permanents you don't control, but they're not bad.

>>96279843
What are you doing for draw in it?

>>96279761
This behavior is why I play b2.

>>96279931
Regal Force
Skullclamp
Momentous Fall
Horn of Greed
Sensei's Divining Top
Garruk, Primal Hunter
Mirri's Guile
Mind's Eye
Sylvan Library
Harmonize
Soul's Majesty

if I print an alt art proxy of invoke prejudice, am I allowed to play it with you? it's not racist anymore so it's okay!

>>96279921
>>96279817
Hello pavlovian retards

>>96279944
I don't care whatever right wing cope you come up with, you're not playing any banned cards against me.

>>96279912
>have to have a token generator
>requires other cards to be good
>have to pay 1 PER token
>sorcery speed
>have to sacrifice token (lose material)
>can't attack or block with it
>end up paying 3-4 per turn
It's a powerful card, but there's more cost than just paying 1. You have to jump through more hoops. I'd rather just have a burst drawn on a single card.

>>96279954
I'm sorry a player didn't kingmake you by removing the only opposing threat anon. I'm sure you were just a smol bean making everyone pay 2 at the start of their turn and shutting down every single draw source.

>>96279968
so you are for more bans like it? cool

>>96279954
Real pic related energy

>>96279983
Yes. Ban all cards not available in modern frame and all cards that don't depict dragons having gay sex.

>>96279978
ntas but I literally run smothering tithe in decks with no mana sink to win with just so it eats the removal away from my fun creatures

>>96279700
Simply set her pile of creatures aside. These creatures have no abilities and don't need to be tracked for anything.

>>96279992
>Nature's Claim and Disenchant being used means it can't be spent in a creature
I honestly don't understand Commander player thought process sometimes.

>>96279761
>>96279954
Both are worth killing anon dont be angry. What else did you have on your board? Could you have easily translated that mana into draw? Would you have ran away with the game if skullclamp was destroyed and you instead were just swimming in treasures? I know it hurts but threat assessment isnt the same for everyone because we have different cards in our decks and different gameplans.

>>96280000
Better yet
>farwell

>>96279992
>paying 3W on smothering tithe to absorb removal when you could pay W/U/G/B to nulify the removal entirely with an instant-speed protection card

>>96279988
what about dragons having potentially-not-gay sex with cars

>>96280015
But holding up 1 mana is hard when I wanna tap out every turn!!!

>>96279460
>Here's your skeleton commander bro!
Real talk why won't they actually make a skeleton commander?

I play Rhystic Study to protect my Necropotence

>>96279998
>>96279746
>>96279718
>>96279711
>t. Has never played with or against Chainer
It's amazing how easy it is for creatures to get mixed up on the battlefield, especially with combat.

>>96280037
They’re saving it for Fromsoft UB, trust

magic with universes beyond should be called magic 2. kinda like some call new ygo cards yugioh 2
it would be a perfect way to separate the white grognaks from the rest of us

>only play with my friends
>our games have become nothing but field wipe and removal fests
>I basically have to run every single instant speed protection spell in all of my decks
>have to cut cool cards from my decks solely so I'm allowed to play the game

>>96280041
>he is not behind 7 cards of protection

>>96280037
They know its a tribe people desperately want, but I don't know why they can't just pull the trigger with a good sultai or golgari skeleton lord commander

>>96280049
Chainer just resurrects the creatures like normal. This one has an easy differential; they lose all fucking abilities. You don't need to track anything for them because they're simply big statsticks now, just fucking set the skellies aside

>>96279919
They don't trigger, no. When the event happens, the card has no abilities. It only regains its abilities *after* it moves zones.

>>96279761
I love posts like this because it shows how petty and stupid instant responders are.
Both the targets are worth removing yes but anon specifically states that the skull clamp token player literally won off not having clamp removed.

Its just like one of my fucking IRL friends. He pisses me off so fucking much
>have a Will deck
>I won with Approach of the Second Sun ONCE against my friend
>now he instantly targets Will every single game
>dumps all his resources into stopping me
>meanwhile mono red player instantly wins next turn

Wow some people are retarded
>this row is my skellies
>this clump is my skellies
Or if all else fails just dont be a drooling fucking retard and remember which ones are skellies. Not that any of that matters anyways cause your opponents will want you to have some sort of reminder, you'll just have a counter of sorts on it. What a meaningless fucking discussion I hope you all die

>>96280073
Good job outing yourself nogames retard

>>96280070
>goodstuff colors lord for x
is this REALLY the most imagination you can muster? that sounds like the most boring idea ever. like, fuck man

>>96280081
>I have bad threat assessment and it pisses me off when people with good assessment point out how bad I am
>No u
Classic stuff shitter mcgee.

>Kithkin was one of the first decks I ever made in high school
>all the cards are basically dog shit
>tribe has basically been forgotten
>one Kithkin showed up in March of the Machines
>have a kithkin deck but even when optimized its fucking nothing
>we're gonna go back to Lorwyn soon
>they'll either print barely any Kithkin cards or they're drastically redesign them with shit art

>>96280094
Those are the colors that have the most skeleton support right now anon. I don't why you think colorless skeletons, or boros skeletons would be the better idea, but here we are.

>>96280081
>why are people trying to stop me from winning that I clearly can do when left alone!
a real head scratcher that one

>>96280049
>yeah, this pile is my nightmares
okay? what was the difference?

Is replacing all my basic mountains with snow basics in a monored Kellan deck worth it to play Skred? Is there any downside to it?

>>96280081
Yes and if he removed skullcamp smothering tithe wouldve won the game.

Here’s the thought process:
1. Annoying ‘do you pay?’ Constantly
2. Enchantments are harder to remove than artifacts, if he removes tithe, then 2 other players should have removal to deal with skullclamp

No one owes you a win. You played smothering tithe, it was removed before you could just instantly win. Stop being an annoying faggot. Maybe if you ran draw or removal instead of removal magnets, the skullclamp would be removed.

>>96280081
>why are people targeting my cost reduction engine?

>>96280107
Yeah its almost always worth it just because. I usually just say my lands are snow lands if I have a card in the deck that cares and no one has ever minded.

Innistrad remastered was the only magic product I spent money on this year

>>96280111
>remove X threat and Y player wins
>remove Y threat and X player wins
Yep. TCGs are pure luck, you cracked it. Can I win by actual skill? Nope. Hope people don't draw and spam their removal

>>96280103
you can count blue skeletons with one hand and there is nothing justifying the color
even rakdos or jund would have made more sense but NOOOO. you want blue just because you want that. that's how archelos got designed. utter. fucking. incompetence

>>96279939
Good list, Cultivator Colossus is great psuedo-draw in that deck too.

>>96280138
>only cares about winning
>plays casual edh
Cringe

>>96280106
It's easier than you think to mix creatures up. It may not be you required to track them. You might be sleepy, drunk, high, game goes on to long, ect. Tracking issues DO happen, and often times produce game states that cannot be rewound, ruining games.

>>96280107
very minimal risk and can even have upside ouside your one card
there is like one spell that can hose you and another that makes you miss out on double mana but those are rare these days

>>96279188 (OP)
>So now that the dust has settled, was EoE a hat set or a glorified trampoline?
It was a good set but your issue is "EWWW SPACE! WHERE ARE MY WIZARDS?!" so it had zero chance of not being bad based on your criteria of "must feature castles, wizards, knights, and elves."

Fuck ton better than Tarkir and Bloomburrow.

>>96279702
>7 mana aura
It's shit. Also uncreative. I hope if they ever do dragon ball that they don't make super saiyan this lame.

>>96280085
Keeping track of things that are copies on the battlefield of things that are actually in the graveyard or in exile on top of them being a different creature or type all together is a big pain.
Not impossible to manage, but if you don't come up with some kind of system, it can become a headache for not just yourself, but everyone else in the game,
t, Bernard player

gamechanger WHEN!?

>>96280165
what do you mean? they'll just reprint super state for the exact same purpose

>>96280169
right after the free counterspells

>>96279761
>>96280111
>>96280138
the higher you go in power level the closer you get to mexican standoff draws that cedh is notorious for
it's almost like game changers like smothering tithe were banned in bracket 2 so that there's at least a metagame where there's a constant back and forth with slow, telegraphed wincons and stopping one player doesn't allow another player to just run away with the game instead
>tldr stop playing smothering tithe, you clearly can't stand the consequences it brings

This threat assessment/removal argument is why I have zero remorse just spamming Magda games and going infinite.
>WAAH instantly winning with an infinite combo is boring!
Yeah so is sitting in a 2+ hour game where there's back to back removals and field wipes, Don't want to instantly lose? Counter my Clock of Omens faggot. This is the game you want to play

>mispronounce a word in the middle of game
>pod asks me to resay that
>everyone begins laughing at me for saying it wrong
This happened, by the way.

>>96280179
>right after the free counterspells
fow and fierce are already GCs
>no force of negation doesn't count, because it can't protect your own wincon

>>96280187
HELLO EVERYBODY IT'S SETHPROBABLYBETTERKNOWNASSAFFRONOLIVE AND TODAY WE ARE GONNA PLAY SOME RAKDOS... GOLGARI... REANIMATOR... CONTROL? IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS CARD, OVERLORD OF THE BOILER BIGGLES

>>96280187
land of war-elves

>>96280182
>just spamming Magda games and going infinite.
i swear gavin is sleeping on that fat bitch, her cedh deck is so easily ported to bracket 2 it's unreal
>commanders being combo pieces is a glaring brackets oversight and needs to be addressed asap

>>96280172
Super Saiyan should be a flip. All major Saiyans should be double sided and you flip to Super Saiyan side when a specific criteria is met such as creatures dying or whatever. It would be infinitely more thematic.

>>96280187
Which word? There are a lot of cards that are just nonsense words which technically have a "correct" pronunciation, but who fucking cares?

>>96280198
they should all be mutate

>>96280199
matte

>>96280169
Why should it be?

>>96280182
Honestly I think combos would have a much better rep in EDH if it was considered good form to tell people when you have a combo piece on board. If you play a Painter's Servant into a table that doesn't know about grindstone then they're basically losing because they don't know enough MtG card trivia.

>>96280182
My magda deck isn't even that good and its not a CEDH deck. I lean more into dragons than actual artifacts

>>96280208
Because it changes the game. Far more so than crop rotation.
Every potential GC needs to go up against "is it stronger than crop rotation?"
90% of the time the answer will be yes.

I finally managed to build my Derevi deck up to being a fun and interactive deck that takes a lot of advantage of the tap/untap abilities without being a stax deck.
The win cons are pretty generic for bant colours, but the deck feels very versatile to play.
I built the ramp section up as elf tribal, I have fun cards like Beguiler of Wills and Empress Galina to steal shit with, actual win conditions (even though they're generic/uninspired), lots of control interaction to save my board state and a light "defensive stax / pillow" package to help keep me alive as I run through a bunch value cards.
I just wanted to type this shit out because I'm excited I finally got one of my favourite commanders built how I like it. It feels fun and powerful without being broken.

>>96280160
Tarkir and bloomburrow aren't even that good, so I don't know why you mention them.

>cards you desperately want to play once in your life but know its never going to happen
There's a universe out there where I cheese this out on Uril

what happened bros? where are the battles?

>>96280221
Because bloomburrow is frequently called the best set in 5 years in this thread.

>>96280227
my dream has always been to enchant an enemy creature with this then have Dong deal 20 damage to its controller

>>96280232
>bloomburrow is frequently called the best set in 5 years
by turbo retards

>>96280231
Sets are made years in advance. Like 2+ years. Battles were specifically not being worked on in future sets because they wanted to ensure they weren't hated and shit. So, any future battles were going to take years if they ever did them again.

whoever thought bristly bill was an acceptable card to print is a fucking nigger. rope every fucking faggot at WOTC that prints this nigger tier garbage. why the fuck is green just allowed to fucking do everything at no cost? i want every fucking nigger at WOTC hung for printing this shit. nosewater. that tranny handy, every. single. one

>>96280182
My only issue with removal/interaction now is that there's way too much of it. Every color now has access to so much instant speed shit to the point where you can basically just spam remove stuff and not have to make any actual decision making

Its basically phased out older higher CMC commanders entirely

>>96280232
I found Duskmourn had a better limited and more fun archetypes overall. I didn't like Tarkir but I don't like wedge sets in general

>>96280180
Newer precons can have pretty fast wins nowadays. When you hit all your synergy pieces and all of your precon opponents don't draw their removal

>>96280169
didn't the update say they were looking in to it till next announcement

>>96280231
>We will use these again if people like them!
>People generally seem to like them
>Never make another one
Did battles royally piss off the boomer magic players or something? I'm mystified why we haven't seen another one.

>>96280212
it goes both ways
if you consider it "good form" for combo players to be gracious enough to inform players how to stop their own wincons people can also consider it "good form" to assume players to know the most popular combo lines, it's not like the majority aren't in edhrec anyways, picrel

>>96280169
Never, because its not.

>>96280238
just remove it lol

>>96280253
Neither is worldly tutor.

>>96280187
it was omni science wasn't it

>>96280232
Must be furries, the mechanics gameplay and limited environment for bloomburrow was the most boring shit imaginable

>>96280169
>using brackets
couldn't be me.

>>96280256
ok, with that untapped forest I just played.. I will give him hexproof in response

>>96280243
>Newer precons can have pretty fast wins nowadays.
correct but how likely is it to assemble on average given that precons have shit tutor/draw packages?
the fact that sol ring isn't a GC is already a signal from wotc that they're ok with someone running away with the game *every now and then*, but others like tithe don't get the same treatment because they only make runaway games more frequent; thanks for implicitly agreeing with my main point btw

>>96280145
Yeah. I don't have that card. I was thinking about trying it out, but usually when you have that much mana in the deck, you already have all the land out of your hand, and really just need cards.

>>96280232
Thats because fagwater is a furry.
him and that freak tranny love watching the most degenrate shit imaginable.

Has anyone done the 32 deck challenge? I'd like to hear some stories about it and what you found out about Magic/EDH in doing that.

>>96280267
Sol Ring isn't a GC purely because it was grandfathered in to the point where nearly every single deck in existance has it. It's sorta like Brainstorm and Modern, everyone and their mother knows the card is absurd but the format is just so used to it that it would be silly to get rid of it now.

>>96280258
>Neither is worldly tutor.
anon...
>>96280263
this isn't an airport btw, you don't have to announce your departure from the greater mtg playerbase

>>96280275
what the fuck are you saying?

>>96280279
Know a guy who made a deck for each color pairing from the guild thing, dimir and whatever. Don't know what the 32 deck challenge is.

>>96280263
BYEE! bye bye, anon! byeeeee ^.^

>>96280284
One lgs near me has nobody using the brackets. The other lgs doesn't either but has a bunch of people only playing with precons even before they announced the bracket system.

>>96280297
classic poopdickschizo post

>>96280283
>Sol Ring isn't a GC purely because it was grandfathered in to the point where nearly every single deck in existance has it.
ask yourself why sol ring was printed so heavily to begin with, are you saying sheldon strongarmed wotc to print it in every precon because he wanted to?
or is it because - in truth - wotc is actually ok with a player running away with the game *every now and then*, just like they're ok with you being mana screwed out of the game *every now and then*?

If sol ring is a GC then just removed brackets 1 or 2 because they'd be a wasteland

>>96280299
>I don't use brackets, infact no one uses brackets, my sisters husband's cousin's son also says no one uses brackets

>>96280299
>muh lgs doesn't use it!
until brackets are taken out of the beta stage and it becomes a regular fnm/event format where wotc can put in prizes
don't be naive, why would wotc dip their toes in a casual game unless they can use it to sell the format to a wider audience

solring would be alright if it didn't run away the game ON TURN 1!

>>96280232
Bloomburrow is a meme. It's mechanics are honestly shit. Gift is ether negative card advantage or who gives a fuck tier like gift a fish, might as well be the default mode at that point. Forage is forgettable and Expend is actually just a dogshit mechanic. Valiant isn't bad but will forever be remembered for the most obnoxious standard red list of the last 5 years. New tribes like rabbits, lizards, and bats are too thin to build around and have received actual zero support since BLB.

Offspring is the lone good mechanic in the set but that doesn't elevate it above the other sets last year. I'd definitely put it below Duskmourn, and even though it has OTJ beat on flavor OTJ is a significantly more mechanically interesting and sound set. Every set this year minus Aetherdrift has been better. I will never understand Flopburrow defenders, it's a cute flavor set and nothing more.

>>96280326
Doesn't do that for me unless I got another rock. Most of my deck requires black pips, so sol ring won't do much until turn 3 or 4.

>>96280307
It only started being printed heavily because when they started making precons, it was already a mainstay of every deck. The first time it was reprinted at all was in 2005, as a judge promo. That thing is just baked into the format from day 1 because a series of reasons, like being an uncommon that's not in the Reserved List (meaning it was relatively cheap and wasn't banned for avaliability reasons like a lot of other similarly powerful cards were).

>>96280327
But sexy rabbit...

>>96280336
But it was on the reserve list

>>96280336
>It only started being printed heavily because when they started making precons
why though? a lot of other cards are mainstays in the colors they are in but wotc doesn't reprint them to the ground (FOW for example)
why
why
why
lol

>>96280318
I unironically wished that the lgs and players near me would use brackets and I envy people who have lgs and players who use it. You misunderstood me. It's unfortunately just how it is here.

>actually ran into the mythical mill hater
>goes on about how mill is unfair because "I was gonna draw that card ;-;"
I didn't know these people actually existed.

>>96280304
>anon says he doesn't use brackets
>ok then bye! (said by a brackets user)
>uh you're a schizo
kekw

>>96280366
I think I'll stay in the thread.

Brackets don't work.
It's beyond easy to build a CEDH level deck and still be bracket 2.

>>96280376
>It's beyond easy to build a CEDH level deck and still be bracket 2.
it's also beyond easy to create rules to prevent that
blame gavin for the failings of a beta, i mean just look at that physiognomy

>>96280359
I've heard about people hiding their cards underneath other cards hoping that you won't destroy it. Never seen it myself up until recently.
He had 4 artifacts hiding another one. A little pile of cards.
He didn't even want to show me what it was at first after he realized that I have removal.

>>96280385
>it took him 5 years to make the FF set
>one of the best sets in a looooong time
I love him.

>>96280385
I want to shove him into a locker

>>96280207
did you pronounce it "mat-tee" or "mat-tay"

>>96280376
I dunno anon, I don't miss the "My deck's a 7" days all that much.

>>96280227
>cast commander
>collisification it
>act of treason your commander
:^)

>>96280376
The bracket system is not just about a hard list of cards that are tutor, combos, and GCs. It's also the philosophy and intent of the deck list.
If you want to be a faggot sure you can weasel your way into a lower bracket with your CEDH deck, but nobody will play a second game with you.
It was covered in the launch article.
>This system (nor really any system) cannot stop bad actors. If someone wants to lie to you and play mismatched, we can't prevent that. However, a lot of people just want to play games in earnest with other decks like theirs, and this aims to help in that regard. There are many ways to game the system. Be honest with yourself and others as you play with them.
It only doesn't work because you're behaving like a faggot and actively trying to make it not work.

>>96280438
>It was covered in the launch article.
Who expect me to read?
The images are all that matter

>>96280292
It's making a deck in every color combination.

>>96280438
while i agree with you in principle gavin could've laid off the "bad actors" shit, imagine blaming people for breaking the rules when since 1993 players are incentivized to break the rules to win the game
commanders being combo pieces to bypass no 2 card combo restriction in b2 is a big issue, having your 3rd combo piece always accessible in the command zone is a huge advantage especially when tutors are also restricted to "few" in b2

>>96280420
second one

>>96280454
>while i agree with you in principle gavin could've laid off the "bad actors" shit
Only bad actors would say this. Upset because gavin said your name.

>>96280391
that's cheating, dq him

>>96280470
>arguing in bad faith
>he cries out in pain as he strikes you
lol

There's retards in this thread comparing Sol Ring to Smothering Tithe as an equivalent game changer.

Yeah it's just had to take people in here seriously sometimes.

>>96280359
>Doesn't run even a little recursion
Why? And are these people aware that one(1) og eldrazi titan in their deck indavidates their entire strat? The solution to their ails has existed for over a decade

game changers are dumb

>>96280485
tag the anon who said that sol ring *should* be a GC, don't be shy now

>>96280485
a turn 1 sol ring does in fact, change the game.

>>96280490
>just put this 40 dollar card in your deck

>>96280496
being mana screwed/flooded also, in fact, changes the game
>you have an 8% chance of getting sol ring t1 btw

>>96280496
depends

>>96280474
Is it? Maybe I'm explaining it wrong.
I tried to recreate it. Pic related.
All the cards were artifacts and the biggest problem (thopter, it was academy manufactor hiding under other cards in my pic) was still slightly visible.

>>96280496
A lot of cards change the game.

The fact of the matter is you can also get Smothering Tithe out on turn 1 and going just a single turn cycle with Tithe out can not just change the game it can often be enough to end the game.
The same isn't true of Sol Ring no matter what mental gymnastics you retards want to engage in.

>>96280499
>He didn't snatch a copy each when they were dirt cheap after ultimate masters released
Alternatively, iron giant. Alternative of the alternative, pic related

Wotc doesn't have the balls to ban sol rings.
>NYOOO but how will my red deck ramp????
Red doesn't ramp nigga shut up

>>96280543
They never went under 20

>>96280345
None of them are *as* much of a mainstay as Sol Ring. Like I said, it's not an unusual or even commander-specific thing. Plenty of equally retarded and absurd cards are allowed in other formats simply because everyone is used to them. Like Mishra's Workshop in Vintage or Brainstorm in Modern and the artifact lands in Pauper.

>>96280499
>he cant afford $40 that could be liquidated at any time for his hobbies

>>96280548
lulwut

>>96280499
If it's green you can acquire Gaea's Blessing for 10 cents

>>96280564
Mill players hate this 1 simple trick.

>>96280556
>None of them are *as* much of a mainstay as Sol Ring
sol ring being a mainstay of every deck because colorless doesn't diminish the fact that every blue deck wants FOW, don't be this disingenuous
wotc printed sol ring because they're ok with the play pattern it makes unlike fow, simple as that
>Plenty of equally retarded and absurd cards are allowed in other formats simply because everyone is used to them.
ironically this is to legacy's detriment, as that format is simply reduced to whatever is "the best brainstorm deck"

>>96280570
>the best brainstorm deck
brainstorm bros do NOT open this image

>>96280574
>legacy reanimator - the current best brainstorm deck - thrives despite bowmasters
>UB tempo - the deck that uses bowmasters - also uses brainstorm
lmao

>>96280570
while I would agree every blue deck would love FoW, FoW is much less retardproof then Sol Ring and as such isn't as such of a mainstay

FoW will appear on a bonus sheet soon as a chase card and an excuse to make the jump to magic arena. Dump now.

>>96280581
>FoW is much less retardproof then Sol Ring
that's just you malding at people having bad threat assessment, FOW is a mainstay no matter how much you try to deny it
also if you're at that stage that stopping one player kingmakes another that only means you're playing in a high power meta and sol ring and FOW is the least of your worries

>>96280182
There's a flip at my lgs who only plays mono red and his Magda list is a cedh list minus maybe 4 rocks but he isnt pissy when you destroy Magda every turn so its all good

>>96280376
Before:
>Retard builds bad faith deck designed to be as powerful as possible so he can stomp the table
After:
>Retard builds bad faith deck designed to be as powerful as possible so he can stomp the table, but falls for the bracket 3 meme so he's only playing with other retards
System seems to work.

>>96280426
But anon, my deck IS A 7!

>>96280215
By this logic every board wipe should be a gc. Farewell is a shit card only run by retards. It's only good if you have the answer in hand to make it one-sided

>>96280593
>an asian is more mature handling being the archenemy than the majority white playerbase
i'm not surprised

>>96280426
I prefer it to every single deck being a 3

>>96280550
Huh?

>>96280591
I hope so. I would dig picking up a few extra forces for my decks

>>96280260
You dont need to larp about drafting. BLBs draft is loved by all except those who lie

>>96280613
you can't deny that bloomburrow really titillated the furries thouugh

>>96280327
>offspring only good one
>its the worst mechanic in the set
Retard lole

>>96280613
this but EoE

>>96280617
Why would this matter to me at all? Im a man not a worm, I do not concern myself with these things.

>>96280622
I liked Valiant and Gift the rest were fine except the paw print mechanic I can't remember the name.

>>96280632
it concerns me because instead of being given a secret lair a small number of furries get a full set instead of the numerous straight single men that actually buy the game

>>96280630
Yeah both have really awesome draft environment! Really enjoyed this set! And its cheap as fuck right now for some reason too

>>96280645
poor terese, she just wanted to get paid making gooner art for her own pleasure

>>96280648
>Shocklands for like 6 dollars

>>96280645
Anon youre embarrassing and about as far from a man as you can get.

>>96280652
only terese can make a frumpy woman like nissa beautiful

>>96280645
>only straight white men buy things
Never understood where this idea came from besides wishing it was real.

>>96280645
Why are we pretending Bloomburrow was filled with sexualized anthropomorphic characters furries would be interested in and not a bunch of little rodents and lizards and shit?
I'm just confused.

>>96280655
>>96280659
>get btfo
>proceeds to shaming
note that i never even said white, because i understand that asians buy this game too, really makes you think why white was mentioned by this retard
typical knee jerk reactions from the usual suspects
(You) all lost btw, bigly

Brackets are retarded
>plug in my cedh deck to archidekt
>says its a bracket 4
>plug in my random green stompy pile of "good cards" and draft chaff
>bracket 4
I have a deck that is aparntly bracket 3 that had a bunch of normies malding at me because I resolved Kaervek, the Spiteful and Maha, its Feathers Night

>>96280666
Not today, Satan

>>96280677
Did you also catch a fish THIIIIIIS big?

>>96280677
>archidekt is wrong
>this is gavin's fault
lol
edhrec community is all good on the kaervek maha combo btw

>>96280684
Where else do you find out your EPIC bracket if not decklist sites then?

>>96280684
I don't really care what online redditors have to say, my lived experience is that normies malded about my "2 card combo"

>>96280666
What exactly was i "btfo" on anon? I a straight white man bought bloomburrow. You simply act like a histrionic woman

>>96280661
rodent isn't as uninteresting to furries as you think it is

>>96280689
I read the article and figured it out of my own because I'm not a child.

>have no interaction
>lose
it's that simple

>>96280702
>you must take a class before playing this format

>>96280699
Where does this information come from?

>have interaction
>lose
it's that simple

>>96280699
Right but where are the rodents with tits and big anime eyes because that's what most furries seem to like.
Legit water we dune here B?

>>96280661
Why is daze so expensive? It's not that good.

>>96280697
i'm not the one in denial that showing pretty women to the majority single straight men player base will sell more than rodents

>>96280677
Archidekt won't assign a deck a 5 regardless of it's power you have to manually set it to bracket 5.

>>96280709
That's what so funny to me. People pretend here that casual commander players at their lgs read everything about brackets and follow it. Sure, bro.

>>96280696
not only are those people you're playing with aren't normies, people also mald about diabolic tutor, your point?
>>96280714
>but whatabout
yeah, we're done

>>96280716
anything that can be played for free (that isn't red) is 1000% increase over an otherwise identical card

>>96280716
Because it's a free counter spell, and using it when people are tapped out is incredibly easy

>>96280731
So we can agree Bloomburrow isn't a furry set then?

Are there any creatures in WBG that give all other creatures haste?

I like Tarkir because it was a sexy dragon set

Why don't they just ban fast mana, free counterspells, and thoracle and force the entire game to adapt

>>96280709
>you must take a class before playing this format
>btw here's how the stack and layers work
lol
>>96280728
>casual players don't read online and don't know about brackets!
>btw maha + kaervek is a lock man and that's against the spirit of edh, and here's my proof wotc said so!
you people are a riot

>>96280756
Because you left the best card in the game legal like a dumbass.

>>96280753
No closest you're gonna get is Reflex Sliver unfortunately.

>>96280756
they should but they won't because they're trannies and the whole point of the game to them is counterspells and appearing to be the smartest player in the room

>>96280753
This and Glacial Godmaw.

>>96280750
>still replying
you can have the last word if you are that desperate, just know that you got btfo'd and that there's a reason why people aren't liking mtg's current art direction

>>96279329
>the deep rooted urge to close the eyes and fall asleep arises
>heavy fall the eyelids as if a 16 hour shift at the sawmill was just clocked out

>>96280722
Good cards with good art make me buy sets.
>you cant really deny that BLB titillated the furries
Was your claim by the way! I dont care! Youre retarded what kind of man cares about this! If I want to see a pretty woman ill look at my girl not rely on less attractive artists depictions of one

>>96280778
uh oh melty haha

>>96280772
I'd give her my flesh and blood if you know what I mean

How do I deal with a winota player who goes from nothing to their entire deck on the board in two turns

>>96280772
I mean I don't really care who got btfo'd I'm just trying to understand your mindset behind believing a set without any sexualized anthropomorphic is a furry set?
Was just trying to pester an actual argument or valid point of reasoning out of you.
But I guess it's more just feels based which is fine everyone is entitled to feel how ever they want.

>>96280796
sounds like someone having fun doing the thing

>>96280800

>>96280753
Concordant Crossroads is an option
its an Enchantment, and the haste is globabl, but for 1 mana not so shabby

>>96280753

>>96280806
Crying in every thread about black people on cards is different, because... it just is, OKAY??!??

>>96280825
blacks aren't the majority buyers of mtg btw

>>96280831
See? Just like that. Being a triggered snowflake bitch is okay, because... it just is, OKAY?!

>>96280825
Naw I just replied to the wrong person meant to reply to the guy who asked how to deal with Winota lol.

>>96280836
>doesn't deny the fact that people buy/do things if said thing reflects them/panders to them
>doesn't deny that blacks aren't the majority buyers of mtg
>still kvetches regardless
kek you need to lie down you're not doing well

>>96280839
kek what tagging the wrong anon does to another anon lol

>>96280845
didn't read, keep crying about blacks
lmao, you're bitch made

>>96280806
>>96280825
>>96280831
This is funny cause both retards jumped on this opportunity and retard B knew it wasn't him

>>96280860
>didn't read
concession accepted

>>96280870
>posts tranime
Concession accepted, tranny.

>>96280876
furina is a woman, not that you'd know what a woman is to begin with kekypow

>pedo anime reaction image
>loses mind seeing a picture of a nigger

utopiasprawl more like utopiachad

>>96280883
i like this card btw, it reflects real life

>>96280037
china

>>96280883
He obviously doesn't play magic. He doesn't know that non-white people were on magic cards since alpha.

>guy is getting is asshole obliterated and being used for attack triggers and his creatures removed
>save him from death
>immediately removes kefka then counters it on my turn when I cast it again
>has the audacity to call me a spiteful when I kill his insolent ass

>>96280912
every human creature in ABU is white btw

>>96280445
>Heh, I found a way to game the system. I bet WOTC didn't think of that. BAZINGA
>They clearly thought of it and brought it up in the launch article
>But I didn't actually read how the system works so it doesn't affect me
Damn anon, you have the dick all the way down your throat.

>>96280937
>white
>posts american phrenology

>>96280942
don't diss the 'hoff

>>96280937
he cute no homo

>>96280937
>he thinks this is a white person
Lmao, I don't think other retarded racists like you agree with that.

>>96280961
He said human creature didn't you see him moving the goal posts? You got owned so hard
>>96280912
>on a magic card
Oh wait, lmao

>>96280961
>say that every human creature in ABU is white
>HURR DURR but what about this red enchantment
kekw reading comprehension is lost on you

>>96280953
Hea pretty cool for a mixed race guy

>>96280970
You got btfo already
See>>96280967

>>96280961
I don't think this is supposed to be a black person

>>96280961
I didn't know surge existed. I'm feeling it. Tap your fucking lands you blue faggot

>>96280970
Reading comprehension is lost on you.
See>>96280912
>b-but I moved the g-goal posts
Lmao, kill yourself
>He doesn't know that non-white people were on magic cards since alpha.

>>96280975
yes yes because if there's anything that allows a guy to self insert it's an abstract red enchantment

>>96280986
>he needs to self insert in mtg
So you're an extremely whiney snowflake, got it.

>>96280979
>as the end of bill's turn, I tap all my lands
>sure got me with that one kid.

>>96280981
>he doesn't know that i actually didn't dispute that
>kvetches about all human creatures in alpha are white though, funny that!
kekaroo

>>96280986
Here's your self insert card bro

>>96280989
>he needs to self insert in mtg
>in /edhg/ of all places
what's commander all about again? a general that you like? kek

>>96281002
>doesn't deny it
Lmao, you're a snowflake and cry about it all the time.
KEK
Imagine admitting this

>I play vexing bauble
>I really don't want to do this, but I pitch rhystic study to counter it with FoW
Do blue players really

Speaking of which, is he cute (a good commander for general tables)?

>>96281009
sorry that final fantasy (aka self-insert central) is the best selling set of all time UB schizo hahaha

>>96280991
Uh oh another meltie,
How is he kvetching about anything at all? You've been crying about non-white people on mtg cards since fucking alpha
LOL

Look, I'm no snowflake... But when I see a picture of a black man in my children's trading card game? I get mad. I cant stand for that.

>>96281020
point where in the doll where i said that there are no non-whites in ABU, don't be shy

>>96281025
>meanwhile mfw when i search for a black man in a game that blacks actually play, yu-gi-oh

>kekypow
>kekaroo
Yeah, you totally owned him there. You're not having meltdown at all
kekykaroopow (I have an even longer version of kek therefore I win by default, everyone knows this)

kekerinocutepatoie

>>96281036
>game made by Japanese people has everyone look Japanese
>game made by mixed race mutts has everyone various shades of brown
I dont understand...

kekasupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

kekroflcopterittybittytittycomitteeasypeasylemonsqueeziekek

>>96281044
>game made by mixed race mutts
garfield is white though?

kekerhelloeveryitssethprobablybetterknownassaffronoliverino

>>96281050
He drew every card himself, what? weird that he wrote other people's names on his cards.

kekapneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

>>96281057
w8 kazuki takahashi drew all the cards himself? really? omg

>Player before you is about to end their turn
>You are probably going to win on your turn but it's going to be a long and convoluted line or lots of combat math through blockers that gets you there
>And you REALLY have to take a shit
What's the ethical solution here? Go take a shit and leave everyone waiting before you come back and kill them? Thug it out and hold it? Shit yourself during your pop off win? Scoop then poop?

>>96281073
the solution is to just embrace the hoof life

>>96281078
they should print this at common

>>96281073
get up on the table bend over and spray shit all over them when you win

Common cards should be cards that are commonly in every deck. Rare cards should be cards rarely seen in decks. Instead it's the opposite.

>>96281104
commons are for commoners
mythics are for people with mythical wallets
that's what rosewater meant when he said some cards are bad because they have to be

>>96281104
Yeah but we live in a capitalist hellscape where you gotta pay 4.99 + tip for a bottle of water

>>96280815
Thank you.>>96280767
>>96280771

>>96281104
I bought a booster box of foundations and there was only one fucking hare apparent in there. Common alright.

>>96281145
Thats funny cause I've bought 6 packs of foundations and I habe 6 bunnies

>>96281172
I played the lottery for a while (started playing a during otj) and now I only buy singles and now my collection is getting too big and I want to use one card in multiple decks thinking about making/buying proxies. Need a better printer for that might be cheaper in the long run though.

>>96281066
if only, i wish kaz did more cards or komoney actually gave a shit about him before he passed

>>96281078
They should make this creature legendary

>>96280990
He doesn't know that mana burn was a thing back then. Don't mind him.

Finally got my bracket 1 deck ready:
Portal sets only Nine Finger Keene

>>96281011
Yes, he just gives free value because almost every deck runs some tokens. he also scales with powerlevel because he does give you the same amount of tokens if someone makes a lot of them at once

Mail came today
This is $200 worth of magic cards
Inflation is out of control!

>find a guy who makes proxies
>$1 per card
It doesn't make sense to make cheap cards with this guy. I guess I'm ordering all the cards which are worth 50 bucks or more (mechanics-wise, not because of how they look)

>>96280979
With any kind of damage doubler citadel pain can get very oppressive very quickly even without mana burn anymore.

>>96281301
>ordered cards Tuesday
>still haven't fucking shipped
I'm so mad. I wanted them by Monday and gave myself more than enough time for that to happen even if they'd shipped yesterday. But now they're going to ship Saturday and there is 0 chance in hell they're going to be here Monday.

When this has happened in the past, I've lodged a 2nd order with the company and then both orders ship the same day, but I can't afford another purchase and even if I did they'd still not arrive for Monday now

/rant

>>96281349
Damn bro, sorry. You live in a shitty region?

>>96281366
Nope, not even close. Just an inconsistent company. Every time I order from them I never know how long the order is going to take to process. I have once had despatch same day, and now I've been waiting 4 days (ordered like 2am Tues)

>>96281025
being a snlowflake is not about getting angry at people inserting dogshit into your hobby.
being a snowflake is about invading a hobby, demanding that more black people and extremely ugly women should be inserted, and then crying and shitting yourself when people say they didn't appreciate black aragorn.
always remember the leftoid anon who gets triggered immediately if someone dislikes black aragorn. that is a snowflake.

>>96281349
usps is driving me fucking insane lately, ive had more issues in the last month then i have my entire life
ive had like 4 different packages get lost in the mail or saying they delivered the item directly to resident on the tracking when they never even show up at all

>>96281380
>invading
citation needed

>>96281380
Nope, you're the snowflake. Keep crying about non-whites. They've been part of magic since alpha.

>>96281402
>talentless, useless leftoids see a job where they can pretend to do work without actually doing work
>get into various lower positions and start to promote hiring of their peers through nepotism and incestuous practices
>start to rot the company from the inside
see: modern blizzard and WotC with wheelchair and gender ideology inserts and extremely leftoid racism like "orcs are black people, that's why they are so brutish and stupid and that's why we have to change them so they don't remind us of black people anymore"
>>96281415
People don't appreciate black Aragorn, little snowflake.

>UB shit
>non-whites everywhere
How come PTK gets a pass here?

>>96281433
chinese are a'ight

>>96281433
predates the whole drama

>>96281433
It has to do with skin color and not the actual race

>>96281441
this is ai aping a korean art style, I strongly urge you to kill yourself. anyway here's a strong nonwhite warrior woman wearing full armor with no cleavage from UB you love bitching about.

>>96281441
wrong you insect

>>96281433
I feel nothing when I see chink culture. It all feels meaningless to me.
What would I like to see would be an actual pseudo-realistic depiction of stuff like Zulu. You know, actual tribal Africans an bushmen.
But you know we will never got those, because depicting an African as anything but a super smart and civilized man is an atrocity for leftoid racists.

>>96281451
aiiieeee help me federal government

>>96281454
china writes all my litos

>>96281451
someone should make a video about how racist and problematic this card is because the woman isn't black

>>96281432
>this giant rant
Yeah you're not mad at all, snowflake, lmao
Stay triggered and keep seething.

What are some good ways in sultai to put my graveyard back in my deck?
Gaeas blessing is good, but you have no control over when it happens, which can butt heads with reanimation spells.

>>96281472
Why does it seem like I've recently seen a lot of leftoids misuse snowflake as an insult when it hasn't even been relevant for a decade?

>>96281472
Of course I'm mad about corporate bootlicking leftoids ruining good fantasy art. Why shouldn't I? I'm not like you, who will gobble up dogshit fed to you by corporate overlords and then whining when people left and right from you are not joining in on your vile and disgusting feast for pigs.
You can eat your shit alone and can cry about me all day, snowflake. It will never change that people did not appreciate black Aragorn.

>>96281485
they misuse it because they got called snowflakes so now everyone they disagree with is a snowflake. It's the most rudimentary attempt at flinging the same insult back despite having nothing to do with what's going on.

>>96281485
It's because you're triggered, take your meds, or keep seething, snowflake.

>>96281485
>there are no snowflakes
>yeah there's some snowflakes, but it's not a big deal
>snowflakes are a good thing, actually
>people freaking about it are the real problem
>no, you are the snowflake, the wokeright amirite?!
such is the cycle

6281497
6281485
>exactly the time for the cooldown
Stop asking these questions that you're answering yourself, samefag

>>96281485
because every time leftoids invent a new insult, it's immediately turned against them and rendered ineffective. that's why it's always so cute when they try to call someone a fascist or chud online. so they believe that if they do that to people who hate them (the majority of the population btw), it will have the same effect on others as on them.

>e-everyone that's making fun of me is a leftie
Whatever makes you sleep at night, snowflake, keep crying about it.

>>96281507
chudgang rise up

>>96281498
see? I told you, all you had to do was mention how black aragorn was disliked, and the local leftoid invader will immediately piss and shit his pants while calling everyone a snowflake
shit's hilarious

>>96281485
It's because we're so based and redpilled, all terms that we the rightwing invented.

So is this thread just gonna be /pol/ shit for the rest of the day?

>Smaug Token

>>96281514
>I keep crying about being called a snowflake
>I say all this AFTER being called a snowflake
>s-see I-i totally p-predicted this
Seems like you don't know time works.
lmao

>>96281078
A part of me always wished this would get banned even though I know it's not that good.

>>96281523
His meltdown has been hilarious so far, but leave him alone, he's so mentally ill he might kill himself out of embarrassment.

>>96281529
I have never seen it get played organically. It's quite simply a combo wincon in shit like Kinnan.

>>96281451
it's hilarious that you miss the card's flavor text basically arguing for conservativism wherein women shouldn't be fighting and that men are foolish for forcing them to

This general needs more coomer proxies and less dogshit identity politics

>>96281523
the guy you replied to wasn't even me. you have been crying to at least 4 different anons buy, just because you couldn't stand that people dislike leftoid shit in their game.
this is how easily you are triggered. this is your life, anon, forever.

>>96281433
it's not a hard distinction
>ethnic people as the heroes in their own ethnic tradition
ok
>ethnic people as the heroes in western european/american tradition (space imperialism)
not ok

>>96281541
But certain identitatarians hate coomerproxies and seethe whenever they see one.

>usually just play with friends
>they convince me to go to LGS
>ok
>me, friend, and two randoms play
>business as usual
>one of the randoms stops me
>"you can't use that card, it's in Japanese"
>uh ok so what
>"I can't read Japanese"
>ok I can explain the card then or pull up a translation
>"no you could be lying"
Is this what autism looks like?

>>96281541
identity politics were brought into the game by WotC itself, and the discussion around this shit will only stop once WotC stops shoehorning that shit in

>>96281552
i guess the ai dogshit is more entertaining then 1 retard arguing with himself

>>96281554
Not even really autism because the autist (me) would point out UMMM ACHTUALLY wotc released japanese versions of cards in english packs indicating their official stance on using them in games of all languages.

What's your personal favorite piece of removal?

>>96281554
>Is this what autism looks like?
yes
but i myself don't buy jp cards, and the only reason the market is flooded with them is because stuff are cheap in japan right now

I don't go to the lgs that often but when I do I usually have a decent time. My nightmare happened though where I was the only player in the pod with a non UB commander. Still a good game and I won that round. The Cloud player took the cake though. He played a little decades ago and only came back for muh favorite ip, had proxied duals for no real reason.

>>96281563
I disagree, watching someone try to defend leftoid corporate dogshit while slowly deteriorating into a mindbroken mess is always a joy

>>96281541
Coom proxies are fun, but they always cause just as much of a shit storm

>>96281554
i had a similar experience when someone got upset about my phyrexian elesh norn

>>96281577
she cute

>>96281569
That's exactly what happened. I got a fancy foil Ugin for $20, but it's in Japanese.

>>96281578
I wish they did more cards like that. The phyrexian cards are cool as fuck.

>>96281587
He cute too

>>96281554
>Gatherer could be lying
So he'd be cool with greens first removal spell?

>>96281596
It was really dumb for them to fix this.

>>96281594
t-thanks (you) t-too

>build my girl the dragon reanimator commander
>been doing her wani kani, duo lingo and watching weebshit for years now
>still asks me what it does every time

>>96281554
the rules state that you are not responsible for explaining your cards or rules to opponents.
if he was an autists, he would know that.
what you actually met here was a manipulative narcissist/sociopath, who wants to exert power over you. the logical course of action is to immediately shut them down, over and over again, to show them that you are immune to their bullshit.
>I will play this card because the rules allow it
>"b-b-but-"
>You may scoop and ruin the game for yourself if you want
if someone like this gets angry at you, stand up and get into their face. manipulative fucks are massive weasels and only put up a show until they can sense the danger, then they will immediately fuck off.

>>96281601
I have a degree in Japanese and I can't read this shit FACT.

>>96281607
average duolingo user

>>96281600
>made zethi white
Shame, but love the shoes

>>96281607
sad, she at least got as far as "sorceryu" or some shit

>>96281541
identity politics is literally my life and I'd unalive if it was gone

>>96281577
Why is Ashnod playing air guitar with a flaming sword

>>96281622
I'm sure you'd believe me if I told you he has another version where it isn't a flaming sword and yet makes more sense.

>>96281616
so-sa-ri
also the name of the card is even in furigana

>>96281622
Ashnod doesn't own the red bob

>>96281554
>"Gomenosai, autism kun. Is this better?"

>>96281634
Ashnod isn't nearly as cute in card art as she is in AI fan art

>>96281640

>>96281635
Anyone who says they can't read these cards is genuinely retarded.

>>96281635
truly despise this shit

>>96281635
Playing these cards always makes me giggle. I'm also a huge sucker for this card style.

>>96281645
where is its type and creature type
why is the p/t shoved to side in small print like its unimportant information
why is the last line of text treated as flavor text
I hate everything about this

>>96281645
>they put the flying key word underneat the fucking mana cost, but this is fine
>they put part of the fucking ability text in quotes like fucking flavor text, but this is fine
>they made it's P/T part of its fucking name, but this is fine

>>96281649
this should be illegal

>>96281654
Holy shit, I wrote >>96281658 and I didnt even notice there's no fucking creature type

>>96281649
I don't hate the art as much as most here but I do hate how illegible it is as a game piece. Full art Cryptic Command has been a meme for ages and yet they still insist on this in the name of endless profit.

>>96281649
It took me to realize there was a smaller figure in the middle and it wasn't a silhouette of a certain kind of grand wizard.

>>96281645
looking at these things with giant high quality pictures makes it easier, but reading this shit irl is a pain for a lot of the frameless cluster fucks

>>96281554
Imagine if you could only use cards in the dominant language of an area. I guess if you live in Europe and go to various Euro PTQs and events, you need an English, French, and German deck.

>>96281640
Ashnodanon should come back.
Maybe he never left.
This isn't meant to be ashnod. just a bitch with similar hair.

>>96281649
>The people who spend 1000 dollars on this shit are the same trannies who screech at you if you use your own AI proxy

>>96281602
>what you actually met here was a manipulative narcissist/sociopath, who wants to exert power over you
The average anti-proxier

Since we're posting retarded full arts. Pic related, pretty as fuck, but where's the effect text? On the back :) Get it? Like a story book :)

>>96281677
Ashnodanon was just Swordbro

>>96281688
Perhaps we are all swordbro

>>96281688
Swordbro hates AI, so I doubt it.

>>96281678
i like proxies but i think ai looks like shit but i see enough people at locals using it, the worst was some dude playing a shorikai deck with the trash ai art
if your gonna make custom proxies at least put good art on it

>>96281678
I just can't help but laugh at the comedically sized titties you >people enjoy

>>96281599
This is the closest green is ever going to get to having doom blade

>>96281671
Yeah the problem is, when you're actually at the table, your brain goes into "scan things to absorb information as quickly as possible so the game can continue" mode.
It's a quirk of human psychology. I've seen so many times, someone tries to summarize card text instead of reading it word for word because it's quicker, but then they stumble over their own summary or accidentally skipped part of the text that matters to a later part of the text and end up just reading it out in full to clarify anyway.

Cards like Archon of Cruelty become fucking unreadable when you're just trying to scan it for something like P/T or ability keywords and they're not where they fucking should be.

>>96281380
t. snowflake

>>96281696
The only people who don't like giant tits are pedophiles.

>>96281698
I love cards like this.

>>96281702
>not enjoying women in the myriad of forms they come in

The mark of a true homosexual. The ai titties posted here are mostly too comedic in their proportions to be erotic. See >>96281552

>>96281698
You'll get fight cards and like it

>>96281717
no you don't understand anon you have to like the sameface AI with zero variety because hyper tits lol

>>96281717
>Proclaims to say it's homo to not appreciate all female forms
>Goes on to not appreciate a female form
Okay closet homo.

>looking through my collection for a deck to build
>pretty open
>pretty impactful
Fug, it's berfect...

>>96281724
I wont suspend my horny disbelief for the retarded robot's vision of your deranged coomer mind. Simple as.

>>96281689
>>96281690
no seriously also he doesnt hate ai he just hates proxies im seriously guys

>>96281730
>for the retarded robot's vision of your deranged coomer mind.
That's a form of the female form, so you're a hypocrite with a bad standard, closet homo

>>96281737

>>96281725
The gaak has gotten a lot of new toys recently, been tempted to build it myself. Cosmogoyf might be what sends me over the edge.

>>96281737

>>96281380
>he can't even spell snowflake anymore
You're hurt, give it a rest.

>>96281757
I accept your concession

>>96281674
>thought about becoming a judge
>speak Italian and Spanish fluently
>hate all the foreign cards and how they translated it
>judges who speak more than 1 language are mostly used for translating cards at tournaments
Fuck that

>>96281760
t. slowflake

>>96280187
DAY-lek
DAY-lek

>>96281602
>what you actually met here was a manipulative narcissist/sociopath, who wants to exert power over you. the logical course of action is to immediately shut them down, over and over again, to show them that you are immune to their bullshit.

Very good observation and phrasing of a type of person we all have to deal with in this hobby. Yes, even here on this very thread, with the anti-proxy/UBfags.

One game in and I probably already had the best win this Xu-Ifit deck can hope for
>post-boardwipe the reanimator player has 7 2/2s, a 9/9 Sauron and an 8/8 Balrog
>he tries to reanimate a Hoarding Broodlord from ur-dragon player in the game
>flash in necromancy and steal the Broodlord
>tutor for secret card while having 0 board presence
>John Benton player untaps
>but he made a deal with the Sauron player who is going to untap and kill us that he wouldn't hit him for 1 turn
>so instead he taps out to randomly annihilate the Ur-Dragon player and draw 21 cards
>uses his last mana to play a burgeoning and says if I play a land drop, we'll be fine
>untap
>don't play a land drop because I think he has a fog
>play the Emrakul, Promised End I tutored for instead
>greaves her
>lethal Benton from 12 to dead
>pass hoping Sauron player has a toxic deluge I can suicide, otherwise I'm fucked
>shit he doesn't have it
>he has an Mandate of Abaddon but it leaves the Sauron
>worse he has a hand full of fatties and fucking anger in yard
>think I'm deterministically dead
>then realize he has faithless looting
>loot 2, discard 2 fatties
>plan forms
>Lorien Revealed him up to 11 cards in hand
>Mandate his board except Sauron away
>discard to hand size, make him lose his other fatties
>leaves him with a 4/4 Nicol Bolas and a 1/4 orc in hand
>which is exact lethal
>swings in
>completely forgets about my Zombie Infestation
>discard 2 cards, make a chump blocker
>go to 1 life
>he passes
>untap
>discard 2 to make another zombie
>move greaves over
>Grafted Exoskeleton
>lethal him from 40 life with 15 infect
Felt fucking good.

>>96281602
Absolutely based, a dude at my lgs tells me various tactics like that to annoy people within the game whenever I tell him that this guy annoyed me or did something wrong, tried to cheat etc.

>>96281689
He loves artifact slop he's not me

>>96281804
Now try this

>>96281807
he's DEFINITELY you

>>96281807
>artifact slop
yeah i hate sorcery slop
and instant slop
and enchantment slop
and other
>card type slop
You are a mongoloid who should be euthanized.

Solid upgrade for my budget Sythis Ramp list. Turns all the Utopia Sprawls and Wild Growths into mana 'dorks'.

>>96281869
Artifacts are the most braindead card type to build around. Even creatures at least take some thought because there are trade offs between good effects, good stats, and mana value.

The only question in artifacts is "is this effect worth this cost?" if yes, put in deck. Then run every fucking card that has affinity for artifacts and you're done.

>>96281869
I said slop first, so I am objectively correct.
Wait, but you said it more, and who ever says it more is more correct?!
I'M SLOPPING OUT ON SLOP SLOPROS!

>>96280548
Why would wotc make every precon they've ever made illegal out of the box?

>>96281878
Because I don't like it, and I think it should be banned, and I am the center of the universe. No balls to not appease ME

>>96281873
>6 mana for a Cryptolith Rite that affects enchantments artifacts and planeswalkers

>>96281878
Its grandfathered in, and everyone has one, so its kind of a moot point.

Thoughts on the "people" that play control in commander?

>>96281906
Unfathomably based for playing the most punished archetype.

>>96281906
Based and good. If you're playing the best deck at the table you'll get hosed. But because my strategies are all slow and shitty I never eat the removal then win afterwards.

>>96281906
We are based.

>>96281906
Depends. There's two types of control
>I'm going to set the tempo of this game to keep the playingfield relatively level until I can combo off and win
and
>I'm going to be a turbofaggot and counterspell your turn 2 Rampant Growth because I have infinity resources and no one is allowed to do anything

The later, it goes without saying, is cringe.

>>96281906
I made a boros orb walking deck recently, and its been pretty fun. Only played it three times and the deck is already basically softbanned in my play group though.

>>96281906
We keep the slop in check
I fear the day when the slop becomes uncontrollable

>>96281877
I'm the arbiter of slolp and predicted before ( even though I'm saying it now and not before) you posted that you would say slop because black aragorn exists and you don't adore him or whatever.

>>96281906
i genuinely feel like im the only one left sometimes in a sea of value spam and combo

>>96281937
I feel this way about my orzhov hatebears deck. It doesn't stop you playing cards, it stops you getting pay offs for playing cards. No ETBs, no multiple draws per turn, no busted activated abilities, no graveyard shenanigans.
I only bring it out either when some retard is the threat literally an entire game and everyone else is just on the backfoot trying to keep up, or when someone goes infinite.

>>96281960
I only enjoy playing control these days for this reason. The strategies encouraged by modern-day WotC are just
>play absurd value card
>into another absurd value card
>into a THIRD absurd value card
Ur-Dragon is a dogshit Timmy deck but this dude was still making a dominant board and accruing obscene value by playing one big guy a turn.

>>96279559
Good job designers. You made the most appealing piece of shit character imaginable. Sad

>>96281960
>Commander's Value Slop
>(1)
>Artifact
>Whenever you check your phone during an opponent's turn, scry 1 draw a card, you may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield.

>edh starts as a format for binder fodder
>ends up creating more binder fodder than previously thought possible

>>96281876
This sounds like a really bad deck

>>96281976
No, you clearly missed the cat and the tattoos
Were cool like you

>>96281936
Whats orb walking deck I've never heard this outside of mobas

>>96281999
Maybe I'm using an incorrect turn, but its manipulating orb effects lock down opponents but not yourself.
Its usually done in blue with Urza

>>96281795
What does Xu do for you that another mono b reanimator doesn't? I'd feel better about the no abilities clause if he could grab from other yards.

>>96282014
It's the most cost-efficient reanimator commander in the game. No mana sink, just tap. No finality counters.

I had a pretty slow start when I played, and even then the curve didn't feel bad.
>t2 Zombie Infestation
>t3 Xu-Ifit
>t4 discard Overseer of the Damned, sac to Altar of the Wretched, fill GY for 5

The drawback of blanking the creature is big, but the CMC/power matters effects in black are huge payoffs. Not to mention the potential blowout of slapping the vanilla creature with some supernatural stamina effect.

>>96281999
anon you are old, only boomers know what orb walking is even most dota got rid of orb effects

>>96282023
I guess that makes sense. A malakir rebirth or supernatural stamina is a neat trick to get around the downside but also takes away from the "most efficient reanimator commander" by requiring more pieces to get anything but vanilla. Maybe I'm just overvaluing the abilities on my targets. Still seems fun.

>>96281906
You bitch and cry about control until somebody starts vomiting their entire deck out

Dino tribal or load up with eldrazi?

>>96282014
There's about half a dozen black creatures that get better without their ability, Death's Shadow probably most of all. The optimal play pattern is just to open with Entomb and Dark Ritual, put Death's Shadow into the grave turn 1, turn 2 Dark Ritual into Xu, turn 3 you have a 13/13 and 3 lands open to cast whatever else you may have in hand.

Losing abilities is only a detriment if you're not running the right creatures for the deck, otherwise it's literally just a reusable reanimate that costs you literally nothing and can even be done multiple times a turn if you're untapping.
Considering the going rate for a reanimation spell other than Reanimate itself is 4 fucking mana, Xu's effect is crazy.

>>96282043
Well you also have to keep in mind those bodies are going back to the graveyard. It's not just a vanilla 10/10 beater, it's a vanilla 10/10 you can sacrifice for 10 treasures, use to draw 10 cards and gain 10 life, make each of your opponents discard 10 cards.

And then you can just reanimate it after one of those mass-draws.

>>96281885
It can consistently drops on turn 3 in my list and I don't run that much creature to abuse Crypto.

>when the biggest rules lawyer on the board tries to sneak some shit past, gets called out, and has a fit about it
>even worse it was the exact same thing he rules lawyered someone else for last week

I have another Subira question. For her first ability, you can target the creature with the unblockable buff first before raising their power and they will still be unblockable, right?

>>96282117
What in God's name are you talking about?

Why yes, I am smelly low IQ subhuman NIGGER. How could you tell?

>>96282134
You like Mark Poole's art, that's how.

>>96282130
retard here, from my understanding, once the ability resolves, the creature stays unblockable until end of turn no matter how much you modify it

>>96282130
yeah, unless i'm missing something. this question is either incredibly technical or very simple and i'm too drunk to tell the difference

all jokes aside, would this see play if it wasn't banned?

>>96282134
Now we are all smelly low IQ subhuman NIGGER.

>>96282149
Maybe, it's a good stax piece, well it would be if most desk didn't play blue

>>96282149
If it wasn't an expensive RL card maybe

>>96282149
It also stax the commander so yeah.

>>96282130
>>96282142
>>96282144
You can modify creatures after giving them the unblockable ability, the only important thing is they meet the requirement as it resolves. Anything that checks a value like Power checks on activation (to see if you can activate it) and on resolve (to see if it works)
>>96282149
>all creatures that aren't blue (because let's be honest this is for mono-blue/simic/izzet) get countered automatically unless you pay their mana value twice
Yes. Kills any X-Cost creature, kills any big bomb that isn't uncounterable, etc.

>>96282149
Ghalta players are crying.

>>96282149
Why couldn't they just change the art and the name and remake it?
Do they really want to spare the feelings of investors sitting on it because haha racist and RL

I'm trying to remember the name of an Artifact creature.
It is a robot girl that has a chain and pretty much lures you to blow up, but did not found it

>>96282142
>>96282144
>>96282158
Thanks.

>>96282166
Bronze bombshell

>>96282166

>>96282173
>>96282172
That's some cringe marvel quip of a flavor text, Jesus.

>>96282132
A guy in our group is constantly policing every action and questioning every move (even legal ones if hes too lazy to look at the cards himself but doesn't like what taking place).

He forgot to declare his attack phase after ending his turn, which he chimped out on someone else just asking if they could last week. So this week he tried it, was denied, and had a genuinely meltie, and called us faggots.

>>96282164
>why can't the faggot corporation do something NOT homosexual for once?
just take the proxy pill and be done with it. it's a board game first, and a scalper scam second.

>>96282176
Ah okay, you wrote "on the board", which to me means somebody here on /tg/, maybe I'm retarded.

>>96282166
BRONZENSHARTEN SEXBOMBE

>>96282178
Ah yeah I see what you mean, I'm drunk as fuck my bad.

There should be some infinite in here.

>a guy does a stupid amount of ramping
>did I play a land already? Does anybody know?
>I didn't keep track of it, looks like you lost track of it as well, if everyone's okay with it I don't mind if he plays a land now, okay?
>the other 2: sure
>landfall guy:wait a minute, I remember now, I haven't played one

>>96282149
if it didnt also cost several hundred dollars probably
before it was banned i think i saw it maybe 2 or 3 times in my entire time playing magic

>>96282177
Why the literal fuck are you bringing up proxies in relation to the post I made?
It's a good effect on a card could easily be remade and be usable.
Proxying it has no relation to the situation as it's a banned card as is you retarded dumbfuck.

>>96282175
it was written in 2006 so actually it's nerdkino not basedslop

>>96282176
there's a guy in our group who always says things like "why didn't you do XYZ instead" in response to plays that are either suboptimal or target him

>>96282182
Token is the best one by the way. Spielsteinkreatur

>>96282190
Proxyfags are absolutely desperate to justify themselves at any opportunity.
>My wife died
>Imagine not proxying a wife, take the proxy pill and never have to worry about your wife dying. I bought 17 wives from the Chinese myself.

>>96282191
Just inspired by Joss Whedon's quips (marvel quips) from Buffy. So not any different really.

>>96282198
Sounds like prof, lmao

>>96281795
This makes me miss having a group to play with. Anytime I go to my local game store everyone is just trying to combo.

>>96282182
>sex
Is there a card in English that uses that word? Sex meaning fucking and not something else

>>96281884
Wait, but I constantly think that way and tell myself it's based. They need to remove all blacks from all cards.

>>96282149
after seeing this post i had the brief idea to build a bracket 1 Harold McNeil deck, but he only has 27 cards, so that didn't last long. might slot his version of fog and sylvan library into my deck though to get looks across the table like dexter and doakes

that said, I came across this retardery. I can't tell if this is extremely broken (good) or extremely broken (bad) in orzhov reanimator. can anyone think of some way to combo with this?

>>96282203
its also a stupid translation. "spielstein" (literal: play stone) is what you call play pieces like monopoly houses, not cards. they completely blew the chance to call it "Marke" (mark/marker, sounds like "Karte" (card)).

>>96282227
Tokens aren't cards though, they're not supposed to be cards.

>>96282226
There are tons of combos with this card my friend. One of the mana altars + a 1 colored mana or 2 generic mana is infinite ltb and etb and cast triggers. Change the altar to one of the stations and an ornithopter or some other 0 mana artifact creature to win the game. I have a Kentaro list based around this card/Yomiji or whatever his name is for samurai storm

>>96282190
banned from what? playing with your friends? playing with casual at the LGS?
>>96282206
>he is so upset about proxyfags, he has to create scenarios in his head about them pissing on his dead wife
grim, hope you get better soon

>>96282231
that's why I didn't propose to call them cards

>>96282238
>banned from what? playing with your friends? playing with casual at the LGS?
>proxypushing fag is also nogames
Shocking.

>>96282246
wait a second, are you the nogames anti-proxyfag who shits ups thread 24/7 the moment proxies get mentioned?

>>96282252
Nta, you should take your meds. You're a schizo who calls a bunch of people the same thing. You're shitting up these threads with your schizo delusions about your boogeyman

>some guy accuses everyone of never playing mtg
>this is now the same guy who hates proxies
>clearly because...
>they just have to be one and the same person
Very normal and sane behavior

When I sat down today for Magic someone sat down and asked if I would be cool with proxies.
>ask what it is
>"Just the One Ring"
He seemed a little salted when I said fuck no, but we played anyway after he cut it.

>>96282256
no fucking way you got found again. do proxies hurt you that much? just play a few games with friends and stop seething mate, nobody is gonna hurt you

>>96282261
>So assblasted by the accusations he needs to deny (you)s and keep bringing it up over and over again.
Only when things are true and people are in denial do they act like this.
Shut the fuck up about it or people will keep calling you on these truths.

>win 3 games in a row at around turn 10~
>getting lots of shit that my decks are just too powerful and I have answers to everything
>'you just always have an answer to everything, can never stop you it's bullshit'


these guys are using gitrog, field of the dead, rhystic study, cyclonic, teferi's - so it's not some low powered precon pod. the mill player had noetic scales, overburden, defense matrix, etc for 3 games in a row and they just lose to the most stupid shit. Does anyone else have this problem?

https://archidekt.com/decks/13429111/kefka_max
https://archidekt.com/decks/14905016/copy_of_counter_intelligence_edge_of_eternities_commander_deck
https://archidekt.com/decks/14419040/terrable

>>96282267
I only asked the store owner once if proxies are allowed, and after he agreed, I never asked anyone ever again, and nobody ever complained. I sometimes even turn up with b/w laser prints to test new decks.

>>96280151
This never happens. everyone always plays perfectly whenever I play magic
t. no-games larper on 4chan

>>96282276
Kefka is boring goodstuff slop and I would not enjoy playing against you. Your deck exists in the uncomfortable realm of "must answer," and the real solution to it in a casual game is disproportionate targeting.

>>96282269
I certainly found you again, you schizo, take tour meds already. Wasn't the guy that you accused of being your boogeyman by the way, because surprise surprise, you're a schizo.

>>96282289
oof sorry to hear that mate, hope your ass stops hurting soon

>>96282276
Holy UB tourist

>>96282275
You're not allowed to call me no-games, okay? Every time I shit on people when they write here what they experienced at their lgs is just proof that I play mgt more and that I'm better than them at the game.

>>96282293
Who asked?
U mad
Kill yourself.

>>96282307

10 bucks says this guy is talking to himself

>>96282327
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>>96282327
New thread

Oh look a monoblue fanfic.

>>96282134
he said the special word!

>>96280060
Yup. Same. Do what I do and when like half the table or more playing blue + some combonatuon of black and/or white, warn the table "You guys get 2 removal spells and 1 board wipes each. After that, I don't care if it losses me the game, I will counter them."
Force your opponents to actually play strategically and really think about what they're want to do. Magic is a game about upsides and downside; risks and rewards after all.