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TIMMY
What?! No! I just like the character!

CROCKER
That’s what they all say! But then they start posting “Tails is my emotional support fox” and “He gives me fairy comfort”—WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! HE’S A FOX!!!

He hits a button. Sirens go off. A chart labeled “FAIRY DECONTAMINATION PROTOCOL” lights up on the board.

CROCKER
Whoever can find the full post history and IP logs of every plushposter and “Tails is precious” poster gets an INSTANT SUPER A! I want filenames, IP addresses, personal info—ANYTHING THAT I CAN SCARE THEM WITH!

He slams a golden A+ sticker on the wall.

CROCKER
They pretend it’s just harmless posting, but it’s never just that. Fairies don’t just join—they take over. They twist the thread into a hugbox, then screech “bigot!” the moment anyone says Sonic isn’t about identity politics. They don’t want to be part of the fandom—they want to reshape it in their image!

The class is silent. One student slowly raises a hand.

TOOTIE
So… are you saying all Tails fans are fairies?

CROCKER
No… I’m saying we can’t take that risk. So we must purge all TAILS FANS!

He turns to the board, where a plushie is pinned like a wanted criminal.

CROCKER
They’ve already shown their hand. One fairy speaks, and suddenly the thread turns to chaos. They don’t want to like Sonic—they want Sonic to validate them. And anyone who doesn’t play along? “Get out, you’re not welcome.” It’s not a fandom to them—it’s a front.

He leans in, whispering now.

CROCKER
They don’t hate fairies because they’re different. They hate them because they expose what the general really is.

He straightens up.

CROCKER
And I, Denzel Q. Crocker, will not rest until every last fairy is tracked, logged, and quarantined from the Sonic general for GOOD!

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