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We interrupt this broadcast for an update to an earlier report. The reports of cancer's demise have been greatly exaggerated. We now go live
>this is Anon on the scene here at the cancer awareness planning commity with me is the committy chairwoman. Chairwoman, perhaps you's better explain.
>thank you Anon. Earlier reports about cancer disappearances happening have in fact not happened, and cancer is back. Which is to say
>something has in fact not happened, but instead Nothing has happened?
>I can now confirm that nothing has happened
>what the status of the awareness event?
>oh, well we still expect to spread awareness of Nothing Happening at Tumor Weeks in Two more weeks