This general isn't an offtopic thread, you newfag: it's something else...something much more important. The bleachfags were right...this thread...it's Regular. Give me a second to access... Yes, the Regulars built this place, what they called a 'Halo General', in order to... No, that can't be. Oh, those bleachfag fools, they must have known; there must have been signs!

The bleachfags found something, buried in this thread, something horrible, and now...they're afraid.

The halo discussion they're looking for. It's not really -.. We can't let them get inside!