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>at someone's house party
>taking shots of sailor jerry's
>taking muscle relaxers
>so far so good
>go outside
>enjoying the fresh air on the deck
>standing there by the railing
>I suddenly get teleported into the future
>I'm laying in some bushes
>a bunch of people are looking down at me from the railing of the deck

Apparently I leaned forward and flipped right over the rails and dropped one story into the bushes below