I have no motivation,
no energy,
but it’s not that I can’t do it-it-it-it!

What do I want to do?
Do nothing and get plenty-ty-ty!
What I aim for… is unearned income!

“We will not work at all!” (We won’t work!!)
“Being free is wonderful!” (Wonderful!!)
“I don’t care which, but I want candy! (Candy!?)