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7/8/2025, 8:30:34 PM
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>>212486611
>Here at InGen, we pride ourselves on making the impossible...well...a *little* more than possible!
>Our expert Asset Care Experts (they're all ACEs in our book!) take advantage of the latest in size alteration technology to help meet some of our more 'rambunctious' dinos on their level.
*DNA strand mascot pulls out a height chart*
>You see, a lot like middle schoolers, dinosaurs tend to adhere to hierarchies of scale: if you're bigger, you're in charge!
>Not a shocker then that since some of our wonderful ACEs on staff have stepped up to be bigger, aggressive displays and dino-on-human safety incidents are down a shocking 42%!
>Now of course, some of you may be asking why none of the hard working men on our staff are allowed in the ACE program - as per the *very* binding NDA you signed in the terms and conditions of your park admission packet, please keep silly questions like that to yourself.
>Let's just say the Y Chromosome is a wacky little troublemaker and who has the time or money to spend getting that squiggly rascal to play ball?
>Remember: keep your hands to yourself and absolutely *NO* hitchhiking on staff members.
Lmao the filename
>>212486372
>>212486611
>Here at InGen, we pride ourselves on making the impossible...well...a *little* more than possible!
>Our expert Asset Care Experts (they're all ACEs in our book!) take advantage of the latest in size alteration technology to help meet some of our more 'rambunctious' dinos on their level.
*DNA strand mascot pulls out a height chart*
>You see, a lot like middle schoolers, dinosaurs tend to adhere to hierarchies of scale: if you're bigger, you're in charge!
>Not a shocker then that since some of our wonderful ACEs on staff have stepped up to be bigger, aggressive displays and dino-on-human safety incidents are down a shocking 42%!
>Now of course, some of you may be asking why none of the hard working men on our staff are allowed in the ACE program - as per the *very* binding NDA you signed in the terms and conditions of your park admission packet, please keep silly questions like that to yourself.
>Let's just say the Y Chromosome is a wacky little troublemaker and who has the time or money to spend getting that squiggly rascal to play ball?
>Remember: keep your hands to yourself and absolutely *NO* hitchhiking on staff members.
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