I haven’t seen it yet, but I don’t understand what the big deal is.
Sure, dinosaurs are dangerous, but based on the poster, Scarlett Johansson is what? 200-300 feet tall? Shouldn’t she be able to wipe out the dinosaurs pretty easily? Or is she too big to see the normal-sized people scurrying around down below?

>>212480834 (OP)
/sensible chuckle

>>212480834 (OP)
You kid but that's my fetish, anon

>>212480874
>Johansson vs Iguanadon

>>212480834 (OP)
>>212481049
fuuuck i want to be vored by them

>>212480834 (OP)
she doesn't fight the dinosaurs retard she fights that mountain next to her that's roaring at her

>>212481433
yeah the thunder battle with the inGen stone giants was really silly and out of nowhere

>>212481408
word
>>212481598
<>inGen stone giants
I will now watch your movie

>>212481433
Well, that makes much more sense. Thanks for the help

>>212480834 (OP)
>Ywn see giant ScarJo fight dinosaurs
why live?

>Albertosaurus

>>212483551
They had the perfect plot point for it too. They could have injected her with the dna of the largest dino species so she could grow and fight the D-rex at the end. Would have been way more fun

They should go back to the Jurassic Park safari theme and have giant women inside enclosures wearing little dinosaur hats

>>212480834 (OP)
Movie would have been one thousand times better with a giant scarlet johanesson

>>212483935
This. I'll never not be mad. They had every opportunity to to it but they didn't

>>212482211
Let's be real, if this were real, she would be eating other humans.

>>212480834 (OP)
The franchise is slowly moving towards the original vision

>>212484638
Boobs too big

>>212484638
It better do, or else they're not getting anymore of my money

>>212480834 (OP)
is the story that they created a huge Scarlett Johansson, and that small Trex has to try and survive being on the island with her? Does the trex have kids he has to protect, I would watch that

>>212480834 (OP)
>post credit sequence

>>212480834 (OP)
I will now watch your film

>>212484804
Is this real?

>>212480834 (OP)
When everyone else was afraid to ask this question OP stepped up.

>>212484855
Jurassic Saar

>>212484800
Would have been a better film

>>212480834 (OP)
Yeah, Scarlett's a 200 feet tall giantess in this movie. It's part of the whole cloning plotline.

>>212480834 (OP)
Imagine if she accidentally squashed that annoying mexican family under her feet or ass

>>212480834 (OP)
>LET ME GO MOMMY, I NEED TO RUN FREE

>>212485303
They would have gotten way more use out of that shitty mutant if that happened in the film

>>212480834 (OP)
>the twist is that the movie takes place a 10000 years into the future and dinosaurs are intelligent and the humans are clones living in a “human theme park”

>>212484638
Quiet, all of you! They're approaching the Claire Dearing paddock.

>>212484506
Slander! Our staff takes part in quarterly 'don't eat guests' trainings overseen by both our HR and numerous human and animal rights organizations.
Which we *definitely* do not bribe.
Our safety records are pristine!

>>212486297
More pls

>>212486070
>Loud stomach gurgling can be heard in the far distance

>>212486498
Where’s the goat? :0

>>212486297
This would be awesome. Ingen’s hail mary would be genetic engineered giant hot zoo keepers that take care of the dinos.

>>212486512

>>212480834 (OP)
built for T-Rex cloaca

>>212484884
yeah

>>212486512
>Loud buuurrrp echos through the paddock

>>212484638
i've cum to this a few times. Love bigbig's work.

>>212484855
> crushes the boat with the gun
AAAIIIIEEEE!

>>212486990
Good, annoying shitty family deserved it

>>212486498
Lmao the filename
>>212486372
>>212486611
>Here at InGen, we pride ourselves on making the impossible...well...a *little* more than possible!
>Our expert Asset Care Experts (they're all ACEs in our book!) take advantage of the latest in size alteration technology to help meet some of our more 'rambunctious' dinos on their level.
*DNA strand mascot pulls out a height chart*
>You see, a lot like middle schoolers, dinosaurs tend to adhere to hierarchies of scale: if you're bigger, you're in charge!
>Not a shocker then that since some of our wonderful ACEs on staff have stepped up to be bigger, aggressive displays and dino-on-human safety incidents are down a shocking 42%!
>Now of course, some of you may be asking why none of the hard working men on our staff are allowed in the ACE program - as per the *very* binding NDA you signed in the terms and conditions of your park admission packet, please keep silly questions like that to yourself.
>Let's just say the Y Chromosome is a wacky little troublemaker and who has the time or money to spend getting that squiggly rascal to play ball?
>Remember: keep your hands to yourself and absolutely *NO* hitchhiking on staff members.

>>212487327
Gareth make this a movie. I know you are reading this.

>>212487283
I want this to be real

>For the last time, HR *cannot* keep looking the other way with these exhibitionist staff members.
>We can't prevent the girls from showering Ted listen to yourself.
>Well then why can't we just cordon off a waterfall *specifically* for that so the guests don't see?
*Javad leans in*
>Ted I'm gonna level with you, ticket sales have gone up 14% a week every week like clockwork since the first guest video leaked of our gal washing up.
>...
>...
>14%?
>No bullshit.
>No bullshit?
*Comedic beat*
>I mean the girls seem not to mind it either.
>Fine, I'll deal with HR...

>>212487715
me on the bottom right

>>212487718
Star attraction right there

Why are you people so obsessed with cooming

>>212487884
>Have impossible fetish you will never live out
It's torture they endure on a daily basis

What if scarjo just grows pteranodon wings and rapes you in the sky before sending you plummeting to your death or rape by mosasaur hybrid rebecca fergusson?

>>212480834 (OP)
Anon you're much bigger than the average pitbull but this doesn't mean that you would wipe the floor with it. Against 2-3 of them and you're pretty much guaranteed to get mauled to death.

>>212488031
With them extacting dna from big dinos they could do it

>>212487926
Also, as one of said torturees, it's a point of fascination as much as it is cooming / briefly forgetting that my brain only desires something that strictly *cannot* be.
They're fun to make art, lore, and stories around even if no one has a boner. Hence why they've been a recurring theme in media across the ages too.

>>212488031
>mosasaur hybrid rebecca fergusson
yes please

>>212488033
People need to re-watch Peter Jackson's Kong for a reminder on that. Shit is dangerous at all different sizes.

>>212488295
Imagine giantess Scar Jo fighting the D-rex like King Kong barefoot

>>212484723
Wtf is this stupid shit

>>212488441
Its what the ending of Rebirth should have been

>>212484638
>Chris Pratt in the corner

>>212484638
>>212484723
>>212484679
>>212487456
Sizefag here, I love the art but cannot stand the weird balloon tits and other crazy proportions. I wish so many of the best artists weren't fixated on that.

>>212488031
>Giantess mosasaur hybrid Rebecca Fergusson swimming underneath you
God yes

New idea. Based or not? gonna make a gigantisim/size fetish movie, but to spite people online the main protagonist is going to be male and the film will be targeted at the small minority of women with a gigantisim/size fetish. Going to make him painfully straight so it's clear it's not gay-bait.

sure there's gullivers travels, but it's not fetish-y enough, and jackblack isn't broadly appealing.

>>212488739
Nah, female would be better. There's not enough female slapstick/transformation movies, its normally always a male that gets transformed into something. Female would be different and better.

>>212488739
1. This is basically what happens anyway, and straight women find giant men boring compared to monsters and other such shit
2. The gays are awful and WILL fag up the movie no matter what you try

>>212488560
Get out.

>>212488270
We were so close
>>212489161
Bite me

(see what I did there?)

>>212488739
You, also get out with this turbo gorilla nigger gay shit faggot.
>>212488560
> no fun allowed.jpg

>>212490081
>No fun allowed
You can have fun! I just want different fun than you want

>>212489888
Imagine her breaching out of the water and chomping down on that guy.

>>212490197
>>212487456
What do they eat?

>>212490869
me and my clones

>>212490943
What else? Dinosaurs?

>>212490869
Dino burgers

>>212490869
Giant portions of this

>>212491022
no just me

>>212491135
spared no expense

>>212492287
You are not enough.

>>212490242
Please

>>212492703
God yes, imagine Rebecca Fergusson like that. Having her own lagoon and feeding show

>>212480834 (OP)
Does this has a like digital streamed version download yet?
I don't wanna go out to a theater and physically sit thru shit

>>212493143
Tell me about it
>>212493143
Not sure but good call anon

>>212480834 (OP)
It's definitely better than the last two. However replacing all the cool dinosaurs with shitty mutants definitely hurts the movie. Also the deaths are AWFUL.

>>212493310
I can't stand that it's been made into generic monster movie slop. Fucking hacks.
Glad the bones are at least a little better even if the meat isn't.

>>212493576
They would have plenty of meat to work with if they finally gave in and gave us giantesses

>>212493181
>one of the biggest movies of the year
>thinking it's going to be on demand 5 days after release

go to the theater, retard.

>>212492703
How tall would she be

>>212493876
Same size as the mosa in JW if not bigger

>>212493181

>>212493876
>>212494081
35-50 Feet. God I love Paleontology.
>>212494170
kek

>>212480834 (OP)
Shut the fuck up

>>212480834 (OP)
she looks like an ice agent patrolling the border trying to kill this latinx family with her dino

>>212495534
That’s pretty big…

>>212484638
OH N-

>>212496068
Imagine watching her feeding show and seeing her breach out of the water, would be awesome

>>212496699

>>212496736

>>212496778

>>212484638
>>212496232

>>212496829
The new owner of Jurassic Park has arrived

>>212496856
>Jurassic Pork

>>212497224
Kek yeah

>>212493734
No
And numerous movies were on digital releases/streaming sites days after theater lmao

>>212496778
what happened to Blue anyway?

>>212483551
A few years and you can make it yourself with the help of the AI.

So, shut up and be patient.

>Let's give the patent to everyone
Are we all supposed to make heart medication in our house?

>>212482211
Hot. There is no reason why giant cute girls can't exist in that stupid universe

>>212487283
I would love to be in her piss river or jump in her turds

If I was a high profile guest I would pay to make a gigantic version of my dna made into a giant and watch them breed. I would climb into her giant pussy after they had sex too and sleep

Why does /tv/ have a giantess fetish all of a sudden? Isn't this more of a /v/ thing?

>>212498788
Uh… so that just happened!

Why does /tv/ have a giantess fetish all of a sudden? Isn't this more of a /v/ thing?

>>212499475
Rumors of Tim Burton making a giantess movie probably riled some people up. And OP’s poster is giantess bait, look at it. There’s a giant Scarlett Johansson, she’s even bigger than the trex wtf?! What were they thinking?

>>212496814
>snickers wrapper
I chuckled

>>212484842

>>212500393
Exquisite

>>212499475
A lot of sizefags have gotten a lot less autistic about the fetish. They could be posting right next to you and not even once tell you how much they want to lick giant feet or some such.
Soon they'll probably be allowed to vote.

Best thread on /tv/
Thanks for giving me a stuffy guys

How did such an insanely specific topic get a thread

>>212501981
Why is she so afraid of the T Rex? She could pick it up like a hamburger.

>deviant art tier Jurassic park fetishists making a thread because their parents bought them to many dinosaur themed toys and clothing as children
>if a girl whispered "triceratops" in there ear they would immediately pre cum like its Mkultra activation phrase

People don't actually understand how bad we are as a society.

>>212502100
> some people like hot women
I don’t see the problem, friendo?

>>212502018
she's a girl.

>>212498109
Disregard that I suck cocks

>>212502894
Imagine being able to suck milk from her gigantic breasts

>>212480834 (OP)
I wish the poster was accurate. It seems giantess bros will never win.

>>212484804
>Alan
kek

>>212485933
KINO

Who let the /bant/ tranny that shits up the /smg/ threads on /biz/ out