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6/20/2025, 7:14:30 PM
>"What if HE wasn't just a story?"
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>Cthulhu emerges from water
>Tom cruise is looking up with a shocked expression while he's taking off his sunglasses
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>Music by Hans Zimmer starts playing
>"We've known about its existence for years"
>shot of Tom Cruise running
>Vin diesel is talking with Dwayne
>"Looks like we've got one mother of a fish on our hands"
>Vin Diesel smirks
>Music gets even more intense
>shot of Tom Cruise running with Ana De Armas dressed scantly
>Army men and tanks shooting at Cthulhu
>"HE'S TOO STRONG, WE AREN'T EVEN SCRATCHING HIM!"
>buildings collapsing everywhere
>shot of Tom Cruise holding onto a missile as it flies through the air
>"Benji could you please open the missile DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
>shot of Vin Diesel driving his dodge charger r/t 1970 into Cthulhu's face in slow motion
>music intensity at its peak
>black screen as soon he's about to hit him, music goes quiet
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>title fades in
>C T H U L H U
>cut to Kevin Hart signing a cheque for his last payment on the house
>cheerily walks out front door and puts cheque in mailbox
>giant tentacle slams into the block behind him, demolishing his house
>horrified look on his face as he hears the destruction
>turns around
>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>Cthulhu emerges from water
>Tom cruise is looking up with a shocked expression while he's taking off his sunglasses
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>Music by Hans Zimmer starts playing
>"We've known about its existence for years"
>shot of Tom Cruise running
>Vin diesel is talking with Dwayne
>"Looks like we've got one mother of a fish on our hands"
>Vin Diesel smirks
>Music gets even more intense
>shot of Tom Cruise running with Ana De Armas dressed scantly
>Army men and tanks shooting at Cthulhu
>"HE'S TOO STRONG, WE AREN'T EVEN SCRATCHING HIM!"
>buildings collapsing everywhere
>shot of Tom Cruise holding onto a missile as it flies through the air
>"Benji could you please open the missile DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
>shot of Vin Diesel driving his dodge charger r/t 1970 into Cthulhu's face in slow motion
>music intensity at its peak
>black screen as soon he's about to hit him, music goes quiet
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>title fades in
>C T H U L H U
>cut to Kevin Hart signing a cheque for his last payment on the house
>cheerily walks out front door and puts cheque in mailbox
>giant tentacle slams into the block behind him, demolishing his house
>horrified look on his face as he hears the destruction
>turns around
>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
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