You wanna talk about shills? You wanna talk about shills?! OK! I've stumbled onto a major /tg/ conspiracy, Mac--how 'bout that for shills?
This thread is being shilled like a stuck pig, Mac, and I've got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out. Take a look at this.
That right there are the proxies. Now let's talk about the proxies. Can we talk about the proxies, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the proxies with you all day, OK? "Coomette," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every week Coomette's mail is getting delivered on Saturday. Coomette! Coomette! I look in the thread, and this whole thread is UB posts! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his etsy and put a message in the guy's goddamn inbox! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep shitposting down here." So I go up to Gavin Verhey's house and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Gavin. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Gavin? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of proxies! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to /edhg/ in /tg/ and I post in the thread and I say, "BASIC LANDS, BASIC LANDS SHOULD BE FREE." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single LEGITIMATE post on the entire thread. There...are...no...real posters on /edhg/. Mac, half the posts in this thread have been made up. This thread is a goddamn ghost town.