>>713425813
>monster walks 20 kilometers across the map to fart on your quest target
>It becomes immediately a drooling retard for 20 seconds
>just hitting it activates wyvern riding, no reasonable way to avoid it
>Engage in a minigame that has absolutely no risk or penalty involved for failing in any way
>your teammates can do nothing productive while you do it
>fighting is always just dodge->attack->dodge->attack->dodge->attack->
>You get guaranteed shinies for just a few hits and a finisher
>you get a guaranteed knockdown or another free ride
>the other monster immediately fucks off once that circus concludes

old mounting had you ledge spam to even trigger it, unless you were using the specific mounting stick.