Cleaning up the kitchen when Asgore walks in and I'm overtaken with a sudden and uncontrollable desire that makes me pin him against the fridge and lovingly french kiss him for a while (his tail doing the cute little wiggling thing it does when he's excited), walking up behind Asgore grilling in the backyard wearing nothing but his "G.O.A.T. Goat!" apron I bought him and sliding my hands around through the opening in the back with one feeling his fluffy pectoral and the other slowly wandering below the belt line, giving Asgore his routine full-body check for ticks and fleas after he finishes working seeding his outdoor garden

Making a monster hotness tier list on MonsterTube and putting Asgore in his own tier at the very top of the list (totally objective ranking, irregardless of the fact that we're together), vacuuming the house and having to stop every 8 minutes to clean out the Asgore fluff that has accumulated within, grabbing a guitar and absolutely shredding it when Asgore enters phase 2 as he's beating up some loser who challenged him