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media literacy edition

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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
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>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

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>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
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-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
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-Undertale Image Collections
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-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
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-Recommendbin
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-Comicbin
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>https://archive.is/iSiFg

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My freedom... has been stolen from me... once again...

Wait… Isn’t it implied that Spamton carries and lays eggs?

>>532404272 (OP)
What makes her Mad?

>>532404272 (OP)
>media literacy edition
>Previous [replace]: >>[previous thread id here]
Epic bread baking fail

>>532404512
this image is scary

How come Ralsei doesnt just fly the gang to the Fountains

How much HP damage would this cut Tenna attack deal?

>>532404512
it WILL be canon.

>>532404272 (OP)
>Made the bread early
>Couldn't even bake it correctly

4 arms = 4 sweaty armpits for me to sniff

>>532404603
FUCK

Get fucked, bone man.

What's a little headcanon you have which has no bearing on the plot?

>>532404272 (OP)
Dude was DESPERATE to post the thread today

>>532404787
What if he had an extra set of pecs/milkers/moobs for his extra arms?

>>532355540
He legitimately looks like a fat child.

>>532404272 (OP)
SHE WANTS HER BOYE
YOU KNOW SHE DOES

It's really cool how Deltarune has just been in the back of Toby's head for so long.
'cuz not only has he had time to think about how all of the themes can come together and combine into something beautiful, he's had time to foreshadow the FUCK out of it too.

>>532404782
WOULD become a goner for

>>532405138
I bet one of Kris's pranks got Dess killed and that is why he stopped hanging with Noelle. He didn't want to kill her as well

Japs aren't happy, toby fucked up

>>532404971
who is this?

>>532404563
Plagiarism

>>532405239
I don't see anything about this which suggests they're unhappy.

>>532405239
What are you talking about, from the image you posted it seems like that jap is happy

>>532404874
>What's a little headcanon you have which has no bearing on the plot?
Kris is called they/them because a town of only monsters would have no idea how to tell if a human is male or female, and everyone was too embarrassed to google human genitalia. Noelle did, but acts like she doesn't to keep from looking weird.

>>532405242
Undertale Bits and Pieces dev that got arrested for being a pedo.

>Omori
>One Shot
>OFF
Any other quirky indie titles to scratch my Deltarune itch? Other than Lisa stuff, I'm not touching that.

>>532405379
God damn it Noelle come on, stop being the way you are for one second

>>532404874
Dess is actually the one that likes purple dragons, she just forced Asriel take out the book for her because she was too embarassed to do it

>>532404874
Besides Kris' gender? I think Pizzapants is named Mike and I like to call Blue Ears Nick (or Snick because it's cute). And that makes their ship Snick x Mike... SMike.

>>532405534
yume nikki if you haven't already, space funeral is fun

>>532405534
Athenian Rhapsody kinda.

>>532405239
That attack's totally in line with the rest of the game now, despite how negatively you might feel about it.
The hitbox IS suppose to be smaller than what it looks like.

>>532405239
Log off Berdly

>>532404730
It's already canon!

>>532405347
>>532405372
It was too late when i read it. ok i'm slitghly bad at reading

>>532405534
eeeeeeee Fear and Hunger? Ib, Count Lucanor.

>>532405815
the progenitor...

What is he

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

>>532405534
Black souls 2, there is a cheshire cat

>>532405684
>>532405660
>>532405881
>>532405986
Adding them to the list, thanks. I'm also going to check out Look Outside. I've heard Fear and Hunger is quite hard though so it may filter me.

>>532405620
Tomboy Dess Susie sexo?

>>532404874
The Holidays own a company that makes Christmas decorations.

>>532405239
I beat the Roaring Knight when the sword tunnel hitboxes were bullshit, I'm so proud of myself.

Why does friend have four penises?

>>532405983
>>532406171
wow, i bet my pet racoon likes this a lot.

>>532406332
To rape all four members of the fun gang.

>>532406332
Because why not? also they have barbs too

Why Chara is so scary?

>>532406332
He's the original pisser

>>532406332
they're udders, two are for lemon flavor milk and two for strawberry flavor milk

>>532405534
I am also squeamish about touching Lisa.
Feels very hardcore for me.
>>532405986
Take note, black souls has extreme violence and rape in it.
For the squeamish..

>>532406332
Seven vaginas

>>532406497
He's not, though

>>532406501
ch 5's flames of jealousy will be Starwalker's identity crisis

>>532406332
Four is the number of legs on a fly and the number of nipples on a cat

>>532406332
> yellow eyed side has banana milk
uogh. NEED.
>pink eyed side has strawberry milk
also good, but not as good as banana

>>532406497
White.

>>532406332
it's his chair legs, obviously

>>532405534
Everhood and Barkley Gaiden

>>532405789
>irl susie

>>532406694
hahaha you like banana milk, gay

Even with the black shard equipped, when fighting the Titan, the Titan's wings take drastically reduced damages. The black shard is able to do increased damage even against the shielded titan, but the wings it deals basically no damage..
implying that the wings of the titan aren't make of darkness...

selfcest...

>>532406225
Oh you thought the sword tunnel was bad huh?
Just you wait till the guitar tunnel!!!

>>532406906
Does that imply the save points are actually made of darkness

>>532407026
>guitar hero minigame while having to dodge through the tunnel

>>532407109
Well they do initially only appear in the dark world (Toby said he had to add them into the Light World for playtesters and that he would try to make it fit with the lore)

>>532406082
Fear and Hunger is rpg with massive RNG, It's not hard per se, you just need to have strategies and avoid bullshit instant game overs. (still, it has save slots)

Why doesn't the Soul just rape Kris to stop them from working with the Knight?

>>532407109
It is genuinely possible yeah. It makes sense, doesn't it? Save points are originally dark world exclusives, and the save points in the light world can be argued to be because the "balance of the world" is changing and all to favor darkness, causing savepoints to appear in the light world..

>>532407109
>photon readings negative
They are negative light, Dark light from a Dark Star

>>532405534
I tried Omori and OFF and they were both boring as fuck.

>>532405881
Strangely enough, fear and hunger also has a thorn ring

>>532406848
I'll add these to the list too, thanks

>>532407207
The knight will whip out a guitar in their second phase
Im convinced of this

>>532405534
Play Oneshot, you won't regret it. It's the coolest thing.

I need to see kris's eyes after chapter 7.

>>532404874
Carol’s maiden name is Valentine

>>532403983
Recently read the dialogues when saving sans in asriel's fight
He is so off
Who does he want to see again? It feels like he is talking an unrelated topic to UT
I still believe the Ness theory until something changes this perception in DR

Spamton after eating regularly with Tenna

>>532405534
End roll, Lisa the Painful

>>532404874
We will have a super obscure route to have a chara easter egg scene, congratulating us for getting all the money, exp, lv and everything we could
It will be totaly detatched and unrelated to the plot, just as a nudge for being autistic

They are so cute, they should fuck NOW...

>>532407781
Me with the camera btw

>>532407594
God this reminded me of this thing
>inb4 we play as Dess and have a guitar battle against the knight inside Dess' mind

>>532406893
only once or twice a year.
its fake as shit, i know this milk has never seen a fucking banana, it has an alcoholic aftertaste for no fucking reason, the banana flavor chemical in it imitates a long dead variant of banana that you can't even have it anymore but i fucking need it.

sdob bulleeing me *sob*

>>532404563
Doll Joints

i can't stop masturbating

>>532407729
I think he's going to get close to the Dreemurs, and possibly the fun gang, as the DR story progresses. Maybe he isn't from DR, but it seems like the place where he'll be the happiest, and be desperate to return to.

>>532407634
>Late Chapter 5/Early 6
>Kris comes clean about everything
>Makes up with Susie and You
>* (Kris joined the party)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axzuu-P1saw
>Kris's sprite changes to have one eye revealed

WHERE'S MY HAPPY TOWN
WHERE'S MY MEAT FACTORY
WHERE'S MY TROUBLE DINGLE

I have successfully cut caffeine out of my diet, I haven't had an energy drink in over a month

>>532408269
You stopped jorking to write that post. You'd better be get back to it

How come Revive Mints are so powerful in the dark world? They completely hard counter the Knight's bullshit swoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na8fW6NrEeI
Spooders.

>>532407729
I know it might sounds like heresy but what if this picture is about Sans's dead friends after Human-Monster war? It would explain why Sans would kill Frisk.

I fucking hate Toby sometimes. Instead of showing us the picture, we get ,,some people''. They might as well be goners. We CAN'T know about Knight/Kris/Ralsei plans for some reason, even though, we can't do shit, because we have no control outside Kris. WHO CARES IF WE KNOW IF DESS IS KNIGHT OR NOT? WE CAN'T SAY IT!

>>532404874
one of the DANK crew did smoke weed, but it was azzy not dess
coincidentally the one time he got her to try it his retainer disappeared (it has mint leaves in it now though)

>>532404874
>>532408502
Noelle makes these edits and sends them to her mom at lunch. Carol never responds but she has them all saved to her phone

>>532408641
ok master

>>532408663
always thought they might be smelling salt

>>532344184

What you are looking for is "EldrichRune"

>>532408808
Good boy~ I don't know what this picture is, ignore that

>>532408663
I feel like Toby messed up giving us a bunch of them already by chapter 2, and now you can even farm them from the Mizzles at chapter 4, makes me wonder if we will get some other bullshit mechanic that makes them useless

This quirky white boy is kinda hot...

Did you like Tennas defeat sequence before or after the patch?

>>532409249
The real meta is hoarding all the party heals. My two Club Sandwiches are worth ten thousand mints.

>>532409424
THAT'S WHAT THEY CHANGED??

>>532408727
Nah, any logical thought is a good one
Who knows how old is sans so it can actually be possible papyrus is from the 95, but sans is unclear
I believe the lack of clsrity in the story is intentional so people keep trying to guess, but yeah... I do want to know clearly the story

My Switch 2 library:

DK Bananza
Deltarune
Mario Kart World

>>532408731
Azzy would never.

>>532408358
Undertale / Deltarune?

>>532409480
Yep, it's all gone now. Shame because I liked the old version better

>>532409424
what's different?

>>532409424
Before, looked cooler

>>532409869
This used to pop up, now it only looks like what is on the right side of that image

>>532409424
Before looked cooler, like things were actually fucking up hard.

>>532409146
FINALLY

ACTUALLY

FUCKABLE

DESIGNS!

>>532409976
Tenna's life flashing before his eyes

>>532408323
Well he already "befriended" both
yet how he acts in DR would seem like he knows who (you) are, begin a shopkeeper to be safe, directly avoiding giving you any information about himself and hiding his brother, while also seemingly on propose screwing Kris's plans, for me it all feels intentional, and for that he needs to know stuff already
But if this is his starting point, then tobby has a lot of lore to explain

>>532410083
I wanna fuck the black girl.

>>532409424
>>532409976
...why?

I hope if the Knight turns out to be Dess, it gets to go visit the big city with Noelle.

>>532410384
Something about Nintendo worried about epilepsy and flashing images

updated "previous fun gang" idea sprites, added younger toriel

>>532409976
>toby fixed his game almost two months after release.

>>532410278
Chujin…

>>532410083
Good lord those are some fat kids.

>>532410509
still more fixes and then some other early access games get

>>532410509
It took him a month to remove Dess's sex doll.
Did he finally fix the star/bloodstain bug at the end of Chapter 4 at least?

>>532410083
An entire Kindergarten class fell down into the Underground.

>>532410083
>sans captured the gloves kid
>Undyne captured the tutu and glasses kids
>Alphys/mettaton captured the cowboy and pan kids
Who captured the kid with the toy knife? sans too?

>>532408731
Is it confirmed that Asriel and Dess were older than Noelle and Kris? Or is that just a really appealing fan interpretation?

>>532410689
>Did he finally fix the star/bloodstain bug at the end of Chapter 4 at least?
That is still there

>>532410773
Toriel

>>532410782
They are college students arent they?
That was what the dialogue seemed to imply

Cleaning up the kitchen when Asgore walks in and I'm overtaken with a sudden and uncontrollable desire that makes me pin him against the fridge and lovingly french kiss him for a while (his tail doing the cute little wiggling thing it does when he's excited), walking up behind Asgore grilling in the backyard wearing nothing but his "G.O.A.T. Goat!" apron I bought him and sliding my hands around through the opening in the back with one feeling his fluffy pectoral and the other slowly wandering below the belt line, giving Asgore his routine full-body check for ticks and fleas after he finishes working seeding his outdoor garden

>>532410572
That’s how you know it takes place in America.

>>532410782
no but it's heavily implied many times

>>532410782
Anon not beating the "Undertale fans can't read" allegations

>>532410509
The submit process of the console takes times

Broke: Kris has normal eyes
Woke: Kris has titan eyes
Bespoke: Kris has the eyes of the clown from these stickers

>>532409424
I mean, if it's TV-themed it totally makes sense for the static to show.

But the tilesets, even though they weren't suppose to be showing, totally LOOKED like they belonged and helped make everything feel like it was fucking up.

>>532409804
Hey me too

>>532410782
>horesy
i MAY be stupid, but at least i am not retarded.

>>532411112
I didn't even realize it was a bug, it looked great and fitting.

>>532409424
I played the Switch (OG) version which didn’t have the cool glitch. I have no opinion on it

>>532410782
dude asriel's at college right now

>>532410628
>Holds
Get his ass handled
>his arm
Being reckless is not a virtue
>Mech
Yeah that was cool
>Noelle
we were alone so...

He is just too smug and hits to close home for many

>>532410782
No, it's toby's headcanon

>>532410917
>>532411201
Y'know what you're right.
Kris is literally grades below Asriel, it makes SENSE.

>>532411082
every time you submit a bug report, ch5 takes one month longer to release.

>>532404496
They're blue chews, not eggs. Tenna has ED

i can't stop listening to a dark zone it's so fucking good, it's like distilled halloween

>>532410782
Ch3 where tenna remembers everyone reunited to watch him, we can see everyone's silhouettes and by their size dess and asriel must be way older than kris and noelle

>>532405210
I'm killing Kris if this is true

I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!!!!

>No cute childhood friend.
>No cool older sister childhood friend.
>No cool big brother.
>No monsters existing.
I wish I was Kris...

>>532411515
You never even meet dess why do you care so much?

>>532405534
Yuppie Psycho
Boyhoods End
Your Turn to Die
End Roll
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

>>532410501
>Young carol, aged up Chara
Wonderful
The cape works for now, but feels kinda random
Toriel would be too close to chara to work like susie, but we don't have another hag to make younger to fit the mood...

Wait, is the soul straight or gay?

>>532411730
>Yuppie Psycho
I need to finish that

>>532412047
The Soul is Gastersexual.

WET SEXY NAKED TENNA

>>532412047
The soul is you so it's whatever you are.

>>532412047
Why are you straight?

>>532411640
I love her

>>532412047
It is in a quantum state of being both gay and straight that collapses when but into a situation to be either gay or straight.

>>532411730
Your turn to die didnt end so its better to wait a bit more im prolly gonna play Oneshot instead of those game but thx for the reccomendations anon

>>532412105
But I'm not small and red and heart-shaped and cute

>>532412123
And that is how you can sneak past Sans on gneocide

Spamton and Tenna when I hit them with the spell that makes them exchange weights each turn

>>532410501
this idea having chara is giving me thoughts of a recurring loop story where you end up fucking up this time, and go back to the PREVIOUS go around with a better synchronized vessel and a girl who kicks ass even before going in the dark world, to try and stop the roaring before you even make your first attempt in the future
that'd make for an interesting story i think, don't think toby'd ever do it though

>>532405534
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1886210/Mirrored_Soul/

if you like SMT with all the fusions and monster dex completionism this is really good. Soul Hackers with OFF and mother inspired graphics

Foul creature of the dark abyss

>>532405620
wait
the "michael anon" who thinks Mike is a cat lightner who was obsessed with dess... what if Mike is actually a dragon who's Susie's big bro?

Find it crazy there is a whole fangame like undertale yellow
The AU fanons go nuts in this...

Now do classical gas

>>532412580
he's such a weird freak I love him

>>532412123
kek
>Pulling off that trick if you try to kill Sans a 3rd time instantly ending the fight
It would be hilarious but a mood killer

>>532405258
Anon, that character is named "Mew Ichigo", not Mew Mew.

>>532411730
Man, I love Andy and Leyley... But I want at least one of the routes to be fully finished before I revisit it...

>>532412776
berdly's older sis

>>532412876
I want to kiss him and Spamton and pet their weird heads

>>532410083
>Clover/Justice - Undertale Yellow
>Cody/Kindness - Undertale Green
>Batty/Perseverance and Mel/Integrity - Undertale: Kindred Spirits
>Chase/Bravery - Undertale Orange
Elizabeth/Patience isn’t from a fangame.

>>532406171
i thought that was short hair susie from the thumbnail and was sad it wasnt, so i decided to try drawing it myself anyway

>>532413267
they really making all these too???

>>532413314
Jack cutting it is precious

>With enough shadow crystals collected: Seam crafts the mysterious Seal (Shawl) that allows Ralsei to enter the world of light.
actually good wordplay from this fanfic's summary

>>532412880
to be fair if you've already killed him twice and decide to go for a third you've already killed the mood

>>532411794
The Prince is the hardest thing to account for with these I feel, I didn't want to jump with what I've seen as a usual default for alternative Princes with Seam.
Mantle felt like a fun alternative, plus a lot of the art for a "Darkner" Mantle already makes it look fairly similar to the Prince as it appears in the Prophecy.

>>532413530
Sounds interesting, got a link?

>>532413314
super cute

>>532413426
I think Orange got cancelled, along with a majority of the Bravery fangames.
Kindred Spirits and Green are still being developed.

>>532404874
UT Yellow characters existing in Deltarune

Dess is associated with acoustic guitar while the SOUL is associated with electric guitar

>>532412410
After learning everything about the world you do a no nonsense route trampling over the planned story
in a way its the genocide route
But it do has a charm, to actually do what you intend to without distractions
Tobby wont, but with a bit of luck maybe a small mod or fangame will be born one day

>>532413314
>YOUR TOO LONG

Why do we see Catty's family but not Bratty's that's not fair where is my sexy alligator milf?

>>532413314
very cute

>>532413314
This but Susie getting bottom surgery to get rid of her giant schlong

IF DELTARUNE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANALOGOUS TO UNDERTALE THEN WHY DID HE RECYCLE SO MUCH OF IT AND THEN MIXED UNDERTALE INTO MY DELTASLOP WHERE HE COULD LITERALLY MAKE HIS OWN SHIT.
LIKE COME THE FUCK ON, HE DIDN'T NEED TO REMIX THE UNDERTALE STORY MOTIF INTO THE MAIN MENU THEME OF DELTARUNE

Noelle is just using Susie to make Kris jealous

FACT

>spamtenna is getting freakier
oh yes

>>532410782
YOU ARE TOUCHING THE WRONG THING, DO YOU NEED A LASER POINTER TO FIND THE TOUCHING SPOT?

>>532413701
yeah he kinda works even if not totally
This kind of uncertainty tobby has us in, is why only incomplete ideas of AUs have appeared at most, since no one knows where we're standing, who will we meet or where is this headed

I hope a person with a happy life and a loving family dies horribly today

>>532414120
i'm just saying, two minutes of staring at each other and these fuckers will MELT

>>532410689
Dess's what doll

>>532414163
tenna looks like the sandworm from beetlejuice
what if tenna was sandworm and spamton was worm on string and they both kissed?

>>532414097
Toby is a coward and a hack, but you already know that.

>>532414120
>Woman moment

>>532414341
The fact Kris ran away with noelle instead of kissing her or not even popping for us the choice to "force him" to do it makes me spiteful against this brat

they see me rolling

they haitin'

drew this sweating waiting for the deltaruners to kick down my door and start tearing me apart limb for limb

>>532413018
TOBY! MAKE THIS CANON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

Undertale Green is one of the most unintentionally funniest fangames I’ve seen. It feels like a Genocides shitpost but played completely straight.

>>532414446
imagine the worm sex...

>>532414097
>NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANALOGOUS TO UNDERTALE
when was that stated?
DR will not affect UT's ending, but we don't know what will be of DR

>>532411175
The good ending if Tori and Asgore found the a tape that had Asrial mention a plan and made him fess up and stop Chara from eating buttercups and putting them in therapy.

>>532414120
Nice photoshop. Almost looks real.

>>532414420
There was a sprite of Kris inside Dess's closet when it's first opened, so it looked like there were two Kris's on screen.
Probably a bug resulting from how they display the interior.
So the joke was Dess had a life-like sex doll of him in her closet.

>>532414615
Kris isn’t a good person. The fact that he never visited Rudy in the hospital before we got control speaks volumes of his character.

>>532414819
specifically several times that they are not the same world.

>>532414704
>noncanon game has shit writing
imagine my shock

>>532410917
No, Kris was younger than Dess, but now he's older than her. Time marches on.

>>532414675
It's a nice drawing :3 I have no plan to kill you

>>532414704
Holy fucking shit lmao

>>532405534
Yume Nikki and fangames like Yume 2kki and .flow
Anything vgperson translated

>>532413314
Artist name?

>>532414675
As long as it's Undertale Soriel, we'll let you live

>>532414942
now they can have weird, scary vanilla sex between two consenting teenagers
freaky

>>532414675
>barefoot
slut

>>532414120
Noelle will ride with me

>>532415102
i have bad news

>>532415117
Talk about a bleeding heart XD

>>532406556
I bet you are a gay bottom

>>532414817
>earthworms are simultaneous hermaphrodites that exchange sperm with each other through slime tubes
Tenna LIED, glooby deniers DIED

>>532415102
sans is cheating on toriel deltarune with toriel undertale
he shall be strapped to the femur breaker inshallah

>>532412047
soul just wants to watch the world freeze

thank you xitter algorithm

>>532415347
I think this kid might have problems.

>>532415136
How wild do they get?
Do they hold hands?

>>532415347
he's not wrong

>>532415347
Ah, to be an edgy 11 year old

>>532415136
kino
https://files.catbox.moe/k8gd5o.PNG

>>532414704
>>532415347
Why is there blood?

fujo/fudanSOUL will win
>>532415431
sauce urgently needed where did you find this holy shit

>>532415347
Based

>>532415347
I can't believe Chara came to our world and made an Undertale fangame

>>532415347
>i remember your kindness
In huge red letters as the music fades

Dead general

>>532415347
Childhood is believing this because you hate your stepdad, adulthood is believing this because you hate yourself

>>532414704
>>532414939
>>532415053
>>532415135
MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST! GREEN IS A PARODY GAME OF YELLOW!

>>532415347
True kindness is to abstain from procreation, to not bring another suffering soul to this cursed reality

>>532415347
pink and yellow...it's like some king of friend...

>>532415717
that soul?
me.

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPzoNsKvwM

We still get newsletters every few months, right?

>>532415619
>https://files.catbox.moe/k8gd5o.PNG
ABSOLUTE ART, ANON!

>>532415829
Unchood is believing this because you understand the human condition

>>532415347
Nice to see somebody basing their Undertale fangame on early Necron lore.

>>532415347
this might sound edgy but it's what Buddha believed with extra steps

>>532414675
Crazy that Asgore is gonna kill both of them in Chapter 5

>>532415090
my tag is warpedsyringe on bsky but i havent drawn in that super pixely style in a while oops..

>>532415557
that's the scariest part...

>>532415619
Penis is too big

>>532414675
I like it

>>532415717
@nickel_FUDGE

>>532415151
Noelle will be used up and discarded

>>532415761
Chara can actually sound eloquent though.

>>532406332
to fuck me in four holes at once

>>532416170
why are on bluesky and not twitter? are you an actual child molester or something?

>>532416405
Yes

>>532416357
thank you

>>532416359
>Inb4 the moment Noelle realizes you are going to dispose of her and she starts begging you not to kill her.
Can't wait...

>>532415885
I believe you

>>532416486
at least you're honest

>>532416531
Why do we need to use her up anyways? Surely we could find someone else to use up in her place. Like Kris or Susie or Berdly

>>532415151
>Noelle will ride me*

>>532416405
i left twitter in like early 2023, it is a very crummy site imo and it has only gotten crummier

reminder that we simulated a battle between Asgore and Sans in OG Undertale engine and Asgore wins 10 out of 10 times

1 HP wonder didn't stand a chance

*scratches treasure trail* i hope ch 5 releases on christmas this year

>>532416768
Christmas next year

>>532416689
Kris is a bad host, Susie is even worse, and Berdly is too annoying.

>>532416861
Which is why you would want to use them up first rather than the vessel you actually like

>>532416720
They should be catching Deltarune creatures

>>532414904
Wouldn't it be an Asriel doll then

>>532416748
undyne would also plap Sans
the green magic pretty much kills sans gimmick so his 1 HP would actually matter
>Hitting a pinkie with a table would kill him
I believe the head canon that he sleeps that much to raise his HP temporarily to even manage to survive his daily life

>>532416720
Elon fixed it.

>>532416657
>it's me! your best friend!
>tony the tomato!
>*encircles you with friendliness pellets*
>ACCEPT MY SEED OR PREPARE TO BLEED!

>>532416359
I don't want to kill and discard noelle
Too bad not doing so will only return us to the regular route

>>532416748
Have you factored for the
>Toby hates his irl dad and wrote Asgore as a punching bag to feel empowered
element in your calculations?

Human Spamton...

>>532417174
>ACCEPT MY SEED OR PREPARE TO BLEED
That sounds rape like.

>>532417148
and by fixed it you mean left it the exact same except for adding a bunch of dumb ai slop features and constantly trying to get me to buy a subscription service

>>532416689
Noelle is stronger and susceptible to trance+

>>532416998
don't make me get the bucket

>>532417413
deltafell dess..

>>532417374
i love when he's kinda cute when he's young and ages terribly it's so perfect

>generations spent amassing money and power within the family
>ready to pass the fortune onto your kids
>the first one is fucking dead
>the second one is a lesbo
>the genetic dead-end is going to give your family fortune to some purple lower class trash
>you hit the wall years ago and your husband’s dick don’t work anymore anyway
>no more children
>no grandchildren
>sent a horny mind controlling spirit directly into a suspiciously male shaped they/them living next doors
I did something terrible, but the Holiday bloodline will continue

pippins so erotic....

the "charity" in question is the trevor project btw

>>532417484
Kris is most definitely a sociopath school shooter type, the signs are all there

Which means L.o.v.e. aka The Player is the good guy

>>532417419
Patriotic voices are no longer oppressed and persecuted. Huge improvement. Also AI art is real art, it takes a lot of effort.

>>532417683
isn't that just a suicide hotline?

>>532416114
Sounds like the prophet Mani

>>532417374
might be the coolest human spamton ive seen, old him looks sick as fuck(positive)

heres your (neo)spam/tenna hatesex
https://x.com/tac_bat_cat/status/1947430341842547108

>>532417783
bait used to be believable

>>532417631
Second one is bi or pan

>>532417746
If Kris didn't distance himself for Noelle's shake, they would be dating by now. Seethe Susellefag.

>>532417826
it's an LGBT charity with emphasis on the T that promotes giving kids hormone blockers

>>532417532
nicotine patches, eyebrow restoration, post-smoking-cessation weight gain, inhalers, and frequent sex will help him

>>532417631
>"You still don't get it, do you anon?"
>"It was never about saving Dess or Rudy."
>"All of this was for one reason and one reason alone: To get Kris to fuck my daughter."
>"That's right, anon. I risked the planet being destroyed just to get grandkids."

>>532415885
It wasn’t.

>>532417631
lol, carol did nothing wrong
Too bad the they/them next door is too much of an obstinate faggot to comply

I miss my vessel

>>532417631
I voted for this

>>532416720
Crummy, yet crummier...

>>532417998
he's coked out <3

>>532417875
>Someone disagrees
>"Bait bait bait"

Sure.

>>532418005
Morally just actions

>>532417958
Kris and Noelle would date for a few months. Regret it horribly afterwards, and then remain platonic friends for the rest of their life.

>>532417413
sort of my thing.

>>532417783
Patriots are in control

WAIT
CAROL
CAROL HOLIDAY
GOING CAROLING
Her name is a Christmas pun, I just realized that!

>>532417958
i actually ship her with myself

remember, only The Player can read her thoughts, only The Player knows what Noelle truly wants

>>532417960
>child mutilation counts as charity nowadays, and Toby Fox is okay with it.

I can no longer support him monetarily. I thought he only supported gays.

>>532417631
>you hit the wall years ago
spoken like the words of a coward
nothing is unfixable

>>532418274
also a Mother 1 reference, Ana's mom is named Carol Holloway

>>532418313
What Noelle wants (Getting stepped on) and what Noelle needs (Stepping on other people) are two very different things though.

>>532417960
No wonder Toby’s friends with Omocat. He also supports grooming kids and ruining their lives.

With how sans talks about an entity in genocide and if sans is from deltarune, what it if sans leaving to go to undertale fully removed him from that specific save slot's timeline. Sans leaves do to a weird route and than you pull fully back on that file and you get the best ending possible.
A man can only dream that to be real but some people don't want the weird route to be a true ending requirement.

>>532418178
No, they would have children in 9 months.

Im gonna post some theories

1: This part is referring to a future chapter, specifically the Asgore flowers chapter, where it will be implied that the prince is in fact Asriel, son of King Asgore
https://i.imgur.com/yhe3b93.png

2: The girl with hope crossed on her heart is Dess, (gonna lean on the Dess having Kris's soul theory and her being corrupted because of it) this will have the knight be Dess, but physically suffering being the knight and being controlled by an exterior force, hoping that someone saves her
https://i.imgur.com/dRkRiz7.png

3:could also be that she is consuming other monsters for determination since she wanted to do something with toriel, Carol couldve set up Asgore getting removed as chief and get divorced in an attempt to make Asgore drive himself mad, have Dess consume him and make everything look like a suicide
since "determination" is actually "de-termination"(to not die)

4: the
the bergen truck https://i.imgur.com/CbjXdk4.png

5: susie x tenna (purely platonical)
https://i.imgur.com/5a31YcR.png

pic related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_bbZcSQLkg&t=9346s

>>532418132
he'll be snorting my cocke

>>532418313
people call it (YOU)Elle
but i prefer:
*clears throat*
(YOU)LLETIDE

>>532418345
And Hussie related to Doc Holliday through his mom.

>>532418453
Yes.

But still break up.

>>532417958
Kris only distanced from Noelle because Berdly started forcing himself in their group projects and hangout sessions and Kris is too much of a meek bitch to tell Berdly to fuck off.

>>532416691
what if you accidentally selected *I will ride Noelle hahah

>>532418518
I thought people called it Soulelle

>>532417960
Based

>>532417960
What the actual fuck is wrong with these disgusting freaks? Why are they always targeting kids with this shit?

>>532418562
No, it was after Dess disappeared. Then again, Deltarune fans and not reading texts. name a more iconic duo.

>>532418330
Do you think Tenna's jealous that Spamton's nose length actually increased since they last saw each other

>>532418693
Is it really doe

>>532418654
that's the implication before Toby pussied out

>>532418240
Why is everyone grimacing?
Where is frisk and chara?

>>532418740
they either think kids are smart enough to make life-altering decisions (they aren't), are pedos, or both

>>532418871
Unironically: Because it's the only treatment we know works.

>>532418038
and that is why the mind controlling spirit is going to possess her daughter and make her fuck someone who doesn't exist

Tenna was infected with terminal Spoiditis and was never the same again

this artist makes spamtenna look so serious i forget they're both dumbasses

>>532418827
he intended for me to ride noelle?

>>532418740
Because the drugs work 'better' if you take them earlier in life.
Don't worry though, they're totally reversible!(they're not.)

>>532418240
BLACK NIGGAS IN MY DELTARUNE?

>>532418803
We can always pretend

the puppyplay thing is for the eternal chapter 0 postgame where you take care of kris like a tamagotchi and if you do well enough you unlock the vessel sex minigame

>>532418693
its not ok

i liked you more when you were vantablack 99% light absorption

>>532418756
That was at the same time, play the game

>>532418871
>>532418740
Meanwhile christians say shit like "God made little girls have period at 11 because they are ready to be mothers"

But yeeah it sure are the gays who are groomers.

>>532418332
man i can't cuck rudy like that.
noelle though...

>>532419016
anon, i dont think noelle has a dick

>>532418926
It doesn’t, retard. It’s just big pharma taking advantage of people for their own gain again.

>>532417960
This is the worst thing toby did so far

kris probably isnt a stand up citizen but i doubt their a bad person, they care about people close to them, i really think they being manipulated

>>532419039
That is the best kind of loli. Brown holes with pale soles.

>>532419137
you'll ride in Noelle

>>532411329
>annoyed
>but also blushing
D'aw.

>>532411203
I can never hate Berdly too much considering how he's tying into the theme of all the other kids pigeonholing themselves into social masks. Dude is just alone and has badly misinterpreted how Noelle feels about him. I'm more annoyed that his character development in chapter 2 got stymied so hard than I am at him in particular.

>>532419126
>Noelle she excheeses herself

>>532418240
clover aura holy

i need spamtong

>>532419110
they can both suck

>>532419176
Nah. It does. It sucks, believe me. But it really is the best solution we have.

I wouldn't recommend it, but I can't really see better alternatives. Just be thankful that 99% of people will never have a kid like this.

>>532418832
Kris is an alternate universe Frisk.

>>532418005
The Kriselle agenda must be enforced at any cost

>>532419110
They're both right

how big will your backlog be by next year when chapter 5 comes out
>>532417484
inaccurate, the one dipped in tar is the one who screams loud as fuuuuck

>>532419241
Kris is a bad person in the same way most shitkicking teenagers are bad people.

They aren't evil or monstrous. Just kind of annoying and prone to tormenting people for the hell of it. Still doesn't make them a good people compared to somebody like Asriel.

>>532419110
I have never heard that, and this discussion had nothing to do with Christians. You might be retarded

>>532419176
The profit margin on it is negative, there is no big pharma pushing this

>>532419381
>merry
marry

>>532419262
the only cheese she's getting is dick cheese.

that's disgusting even for my standards.

fattat...

Marry Krismas

>>532419381
Why is old man consciences in Kris' imagination in that pic?

>forcing a meme and linking your grooming ring at the same time
efficient. aren’t you, /v/tard?

>Kris is literally surrounded by several 10/10 women
>Just because he's the only human in monster town.
Is this what it's like to be European and living in a non European country?

>>532419676
Sweet Jesus… I’m not ready to also want battat sex

Toby please just give the Mikes official names the minigame names arent canon and also dont fit at all

>>532419341
It doesn’t fucking work, dumbass. You’re ruining a dumbass kid’s life because they don’t know any better and can get easily influenced by outside factors. There’s a reason kids aren’t allowed to vote, drink, or get full time jobs. What kind of psycho are you to think kids should get HRT because it’s the best solution. Genuinely kill yourself. I’m not joking. You’ll do more good by being dead than you could ever do by continuing to live.

>>532419860
tenna has two moobs and four arms for holding his manlet boyfriends and sharing darkburgers with them

>>532419957
Battat fits as a play on Matpat

i LOVE bug sex!!!!

>>532419381
>Yes
>The seed has been planted

is Noelle a masochist or something?

>Mike
>Battat
>Small Mike
>Green Pippins
>Grippins
>Mippins
which one is it

Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!

>>532419991
>It doesn’t fucking work, dumbass
It demonstrably does.

>and can get easily influenced by outside factors.
That's true for anything.

>What kind of psycho are you to think kids should get HRT because it’s the best solution.
One who looks at the stats and doesn't deny reality because he finds it incovenient.

>>532420125
Night night, sleep well

>>532420125
gote night

It's not fair, Toby is evil. How can I cope with it?

>>532419841
>be european
>open third-rate dating app that is easily abusable by people that swap their real location
>instantly swamped by Philipino and Nigerian likes

>Ha... Ah hah hah ha...
>Kris! You really gonna act like none of it mattered?
>All of the adventures?
>Us having lunch at the diner?
>You promising to play piano with me?
>Ralsei? Your mom and your dad? Noelle?
>You're really gonna throw all of us away, just like that!?
>Just walk away like we mean nothing to you?
>Like you've got the guts for that, dumbass!
>...
>Ugh... Damn it...
>Don't you get that we CARE about you!? Even now!?
>Don't you get that we want to HELP!? That we WANT YOU HERE!?
>Doesn't that matter to you at all!?
>SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!
>...
>Please... Kris...

>*... <3 *Muh Dess

>>532420132
not even /lgbt/ likes you guys.

anyway post something deltarune or fuck off

What if carol actually poisoned rudy?

>>532418740
They’re AGP pedophiles. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct one. Genuinely disgusted with Toby over this. As if donating to Burn Loot Murder wasn’t enough.

>>532420262
I will mod Deltarune and remove the evil

>>532420013
if were trying to be ant accurute with the 4 arms then tenna would have no moobs since ants dont have nipples, but rather a flat slab of fat

>>532419991
honestly a better simple argument is tattoos
if a kid cant get something cosmetic like a tattoo because of the permanence of it i dont see why this is being argued as an ok thing to do
90% of kids do not like how they look/dont feel like they fit in and will be easily tricked into thinking being the opposite 'gender' is going to magically fix that and its so fucking stupid

>>532420057
I guess Pluey could fit because he’s a funny little animal mascot like Bluey (stretching it). but what about Jongler? maybe you could make some huge reach about the Friend Inside Me memes being associated with the drought-induced brain rot like how Batman Arkham fans made The Jonkler, but that’s a ridiculous and stupid reach.

>>532420109
Wait till she finds out kris secretly works with the knight, who is also her older sister
(Dess did it again)

>>532420341
Reality agrees with us. Cope.

I must enter Toby's team and save him. He can be fixed.

>>532419137
did u check

>>532420382
That would be mean

>>532420406
Because not getting a tattoo won't have a demonstrably bad effect on ones mental health.

>>532419283
>>532419404

>>532420109
>Hey Kris, remember when you would cut Noelle up to tiny slices and burry her alive in plastic bags (eyes closed smiling face)
>Hahaha- *COUGH COUGH COUGH*
>Kirss... That wasn't very nice of you (winking face)

>forced gender discourse again
Maddie is a bonafide female btw

>>532420405
if were trying to be ant accurute tenna would be girl because ants are girls

>>532420653
Tenna is trans?

>>532420645
Who cares. Toby is responsable for death of kids, it sucks

>>532420642
It's weird how tolerant everybody was towards Kris when 99% of the interactions between Kris and the Holidays consisted out of mean spirited pranks.

Maybe they just thought that's what humans are like.

Guys... what if Dess is December Holiday?

>>532420645
If a certain gender could just leave children alone, we wouldn't have this discourse... Sadly...

>>532420779
Tranna

At least there's shota goat and shota char

>>532420836
it's those god damn clowngenders

>>532420787
I think it's based.

Insert Asgore joke here.

Everyone is nice to Kris to make you feel bad for him. Almost everything in this game is a guilt-trip you

>>532420991
Fuck him.

The worst thing that ever happened to him was his big sister figure dying and his family getting a divorce. I wish I was that lucky.

>>532420405
he also has marlin and worm and dog and cat traits and his nose can turn into a flower so i think it's fine if he has moobs
wait
>Tenna's nose tip can turn into a flower
if Tenna has moobs with nipples, could he turn his nipples into blooming flowers when he's happy or aroused?

>>532420779
diversity win! guy trying to kill you while sobbing about the divorce is trans

>>532420801
probably everyone being forced nice to the autistic kid

I remember when the trans side was bait instead of the terf side. The more things change the more things stay the same, etc etc

Not like anyone could be surprised with toby's stance after the lad literally made a character called Girl(male) and gave her a neckbeard.

>>532420961
cool it with the transphobia.

>>532420991
What if Kris was the cornfield kid from Twilight Zone and now everyone is like "yo he won't make us disappear now, shit, better make sure he doesn't get mad"

Vessel sex minigame will be real, mark my words
Maybe not in Deltarune, but somewhere else it will be

>>532421174
kris be like:
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
soul be like:
>YES YES YES!!!!

she's going to rip your fucking heart out, isn't she?

>>532421190
>terf
please learn what words mean, zoomer

>>532421319
if it doesn't allow me to date eligible Darkner bosses I don't want it

>>532420961
I knew it!
Hussie was behind it all along!

>>532421237
Nah clowngender is actually lore relevant bro has a true

>>532420901
>7/10 future husband basically waiting for you both to reach marry age.
>Two loving parents.
>Basically destined to inherent the kingdom once older.
How did she fuck this up?

>>532421237
They don't want me to say it. They'll call me crazy, but I will, I'm gonna say it. Trump should have eaten lead and all of his voters should be put to death as well, nothing of value would be lost and the world would improve so long as pearclutching faggots don't get their panties in a twist over magacide.

>>532420991
Then why does the game give hints that Kris is a bad person as well? Rudy is terminally ill, and without our intervention, Kris would’ve never gone to see him in the hospital.

>>532421319
My vessel is a cool chill dude not a beautiful squishy play thing!!! I won't take this slander

>>532421437
>white woman screws everything up for no reason
many such cases

>>532421437
An edgy, edgy, and edgy girl.

>>532421363
MORE

>>532421437
why die after a long life of doing good, when you can do all the good ever while dying immediately?

>>532421181
>probably everyone being forced nice to the autistic kid
I wish they did that in real life. Is it just because Kris lives in a small town?

>>532421319
my vessel is NOT a slut and will not do this for anyone but Kris!!

I still believe in Toby, he can change for the better.

>>532420404
That's what I did.

>>532421363
Heart buckbreaking Kris into being a socially well developed individual meanwhile Susie doing the same with Ralsei.

>>532421550
I'm very sorry Anon, it's not your fault that Gaster made the vessel have cute buttocks and a wet slippery squishy throat

>>532421319
My Vessel will sit on Ralsei's lap and make him very uncomfortable.

>>532421609
probably.
>autism be damned that human can work a grill
kind of energy

>>532421258
mmmmnnmnmghhhh...

>>532421437
undiagnosed and untreated mental conditions

>>532421364
And miss out on the chance to call all the people posting bait not just women, but british women?

>>532420067
Kinda bug and kinda sex
Bumping chitin while they flex
Feed a Tenna and you'll see
Honey's what he likes to eat
Find Spam piping his old ex
Hatefucking in NEO mechs
Come to Dark World and
Discover its Bug Sex

>>532421581
>>532421585
>>532421605
She could have just waited for the next human to fall down and made sure he or she ends up suffering a unfortunate accident.

>>532421786
She mostly just seems suicidal.

>Wait 70 years to die and then use your soul to break free.
VS
>Kill yourself RIGHT NOW.

>>532421702
>Susie being the caregiver she never had

>>532421596
there is not

>>532421925
>She could have just waited for the next human to fall down and made sure he or she ends up suffering a unfortunate accident.
it's not like chara knew 8 future children would be similarly retarded

>>532421851
Woah, woah, did you just imply transphobic boomer communist Scotsmen can't also be feminists? Way to go with diminishing lived experiance of Paul Cockshott.

>>532421437
>incest
Ew

>>532421925
Asriel would have outlived her anyway, she needed to do nothing but wait

>>532421772
God, I'm so fucking envious. Kris is such a lucky little brat.

In the big cities they won't even hire you for the shitty jobs.

>BOBOGAGABOGABUH
>NANANANANANANANANANA
and then they kissed

>>532421989
nyooooo...

They're so silly

>>532421437
>>532422061

>She
boring... Incest is only good when gay or lesbian and underage.

>>532422121
Toby will never have an animated kiss in his games. Hugs only.

>>532422174
Incest is never good, pedoshart

>>532422121
Tony making his Susie and Noelle dolls kiss while his Chris doll is facedown on the table

>>532422061
>Incest
They met each other when they were like, 10, and aren't blood related. It's the purest form of love.

>>532422068
Pretty much.

>>532422016
He could have just waited to die of old age. Poisoning yourself right now implies he either had a death wish from day 1 or wanted to know the names of the humans while Asriel was choking the life out of them. Possibly both.

>>532422154
these are the last two (the first pages)

>>532421538
Bait used to be believable.

>>532422253
wrong faggots, it was the greasy ones with the icicle noses

>>532420312
>>*... <3 *Muh Dess
>I promised*

yeah i can see that coming, the regular ending cutting us out
What i wonder if its the "best ending" that will have Kris make the save file or the regular one

>>532421437
Suicidal impulses and other deep seated emotional issues. Also, Asgore and Toriel never adopted her, or considered her to be family.

>>532422261
Incest is impure and the post I was replying to literally acknowledged Asgore and Toriel being their parents

Ralsei is asexual and, in fact, has no genitals. Like the rest of the darkners.

>>532421538
>Trump should have eaten lead
He's not Susie, he can't do that!

>>532422024
Just that someone has to fill in for kraut in calling people women unprompted

>>532422231
Indian take.

I just arrived and I already see a discussion about gender shit.

God, please end this suffering.

only the ameriturds care about the orange man

>>532422398
not my problem, I will SOUL Spamton and make Spamton's SOUL bust >>532419281

>>532422261
i'd say it's more that chara was a control freak, it wasn't enough to passively absorb a happy life, she needed a mission she could do herself

>>532422371
this isn't true, gerson talks about asgore and toriel embarrassing their children.

omega dess ?

>>532421627
I don’t. He’s made his choice to drink the kool aid.

>>532422392
>>532422371
Which one am I supposed to believe?

>>532422398
have you ever heard of an anal orgasm

>>532422398
Ralsei is in fact very sexual.

>>532422231
That's not what Dess said.

>>532422532
>He’s made his choice to drink the kool aid.
It's mostly Christians who do that.

>>532422605
He has no butthole

>Black Shard
>turns Kris’s slashes red
>Justice Axe
>doesn’t turn Susie’s slashes yellow
colorblind and also a hack

>>532422190
Undyne killed Alphys in true pacifist, it's too late

>>532422728
toby is a christian

>>532422574
Maybe Asgore and Toriel instead of the old fart who’s past his prime.

>>532422280
>neuron activation

>>532422797
>Christian who supports transsexuals'

>>532422821
Look up where the phrase "Drinking the kool aid" comes from.

>>532422656
Why is Dess like this?

>>532421437
Autism, but...
>how did a pair of children even learnt the schematics of how to go trough the barrier, what was needed to break it and how the human monster possession works?
>While killing said human "in secret" with a local plant with known effects just bellow the noses of their probably centuries old parents

>>532422729
since he feeds on radiation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAcSh-dWkcI

>>532422821
TO BE FAIR.... you could argue that Susie will be Jesus and the prohpecy will end with her sacrificing herself for the worlds sins as the good ending.

>>532422797
toby is a jew

>>532422906
She gets it from her mother

As punishment for saying "faggot" in the Halloween Hack, Toby is not allowed to have any functional straight relationships in his games. Carol & Rudy managed to skirt by because of the amount of death flags Rudy has.

>>532422482
Addisons built for Spamtenna doubledicking...

>>532422916
Former seems to be common knowledge.
Latter is mostly the result of them not believing either Chara or Asriel could go through with it. There are some hints they knew Chara was suicidal.

>>532423065
Cat family.

>>532422775
>yellow
Green

>>532422916
wait til the kid learns about 10000

Tenna wirh 4 arms is so fucking hot god i need him to grip me with all 4 of them

>>532421757
>Ralsei sitting in his room, knitting (you brought him a chair earlier)
>ENTER: (You)
>"Oh, hi Anon! What-"
>Just sit down on his lap
>Don't say anything
>"...Um, Anon? I'm, in the middle of knitting..."
>Continue to sit on his lap, unwavering, don't even look at him
>"But, if you want to sit on my lap, that's okay too! Knitting can wait..."
>Minutes go by
>Ralsei is growing increasingly confused at your lack of movement
>He's also trying very hard to suppress his growing erection (it's not working)
>You can hear him breathing, it's cute
>Decide to wiggle your butt a little against his crotch
>His boner is now firmly pressing against your ass
>That's probably enough for now
>Get up and leave, still not saying anything
>Ralsei is completely bewildered, he will be questioning this as he goes to sleep