>>212452767
There's an ancient yellow xenomorph, it mustard gasses you for fun.

>Alien 3 & 4 ???
Ripley had a bad dream (from hypersleep, ptsd, xeno mindwelding, xeno fumes)

>Alien 2
That dream sequence where Ripley had a chestburster inside her and died? That was canon. Hadley's Hope wasn't. Check.

>Makes Blade Runner with Aliens
>Alien Earth Wars & Alien Earth: Hey what about us?
Who are you again? ah extended canon is not canon. TV shows aren't canon to the movie and neither are comic books, rofl go back to your TV Show, lol TV Shows being canon, roflmao.
Chekcmate.

>Alien 2,3,4 are canon !!!
Reset by a xeno time wizard.

>Alien 1
The xeno actually killed Ripley and used her vocal cords to mimic her voice and go to Earth which leads us into Alien 5 where the Alien uses Ripley's DNA , but they catch the Alien and thus we go to Alien 4.

>Alien 1.5
Ash as an AI actually survived and uploaded himself into the Narcissus which when inspected by Ripley's new miner friends end up infecting their ship as well. >>212452048
Then a freak lightning storm happened and we find out Ash was just dreaming of electric sheep.
Oh the Nostromo blowing up? Dunno, just have the Alien turn into an asteroid debri and have Ash survive like Bishop, just a head.
Hadley's Hope not exploding? Yep, totally canon, in Aliens Colonial Marines in whoever's mind wrote it.
What is a canon, do you eat it? Do you get shot out of a cannon?