Get a 4th Gen Legacy GT Limited or Spec B. Just keep $10k stashed for an inevitable engine rebuild.

>250hp/250ftlb
>Manual transmission
>5.3s 0-60
>AWD (actually)
>Comfy leather interior with no screens
>Comfy ride quality
>Looks like a Camry so nobody even notices you.

Flaws
>Engine will grenade
>Pretty shit gas mileage
>Rear seats don't fold down in the non spec-b