>>11336721
Oh, but don't worry: while absurdly-huge cases like yours are rare, they do exist. So you will not be an isolated freak incident. People have kinda learned that sometimes, people's sexy bits are just gigantic.

Oh, and remember what you asked about portal garments? Well, they exist, and are pretty common. They are very simple: a pair of portals, what enters in one comes out of the other. The portals apply a spatial distortion effect, meaning that even if the portals themselves are relatively small, you can make huge things pass through them without even having to squeeze them through. If, for some reason, one of the portal garments is broken, everything caught in-between the two portals will quickly be shoved on one side - though it's a 50/50 chance which side you'll end up on. So, if your portal panties break for any reason, you might end up sucked inside the dimensional rift and be spat out back into your house. Remember: portals can be very stretchy, but the clothes/jewelry/whatever they're attached can be destroyed.

And that's without mentioning the possibility of someone entering your house and toying with your portal'led genitals while you're away. It's a surprisingly common crime/prank.

>I wish to be a boyslut who's infested with lewd worms. Pic related.